Matthew Fox Might Have Punched A Party Bus Driver In The Tits
File this under: Now this mess should've been the real ending to Lost.
Jack Sawyer (real name: Matthew Fox) is currently shooting a movie in Cleveland, Ohio, and on Saturday night he was all ready to party like he's going back to the island but not everybody was down with his plan. TMZ says that Matthew was trying to get on a private party bus even though his ass wasn't on the list. The bus driver tried to party block Matthew and refused to let him on. Heather Bormann said that Matthew must've been drinking too many of those Dharma-tinis, because he was every kind of drunk and had no idea what she was saying.
When Heather tried to get him off the bus, Matthew allegedly used his Party of Five fingers to punch her in the chichis and then followed it up with a fist to the gunt. Heather says that he kept crotch punching at her so she had to stop his fists from flying by punching him back in the jaw. Matthew fell back as he spat up blood. Heather said she did it in self-defense and to stop drunk Matthew from giving her black and blue nipples.
Matthew was handcuffed by the police but never arrested. They released him to a friend who took him back to the hotel.
Unless you're on the Chris Brown Party Bus, what kind of asshole tries to fist a vag and turns a pair of titties into punching bags? Well, I guess we're living in a world where Jack's new saying is "Live together, drunk punch pussies and titties alone."
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I also read this here: Actor Matthew Fox of Lost is sued over attack on bus driver. No criminal charges were filed in that episode. But I think he should be thought what privacy or private means.
Matthew fox is a known drunk!
First Shia, now this idiot...what is with these irrelevant has-beens and never-wases acting like drunk belligerent fools? Why can't he just sit back and enjoy his millions and not act like an asshole?
I love bourbon although it makes me all weepy and slurry.
What an ass. Too bad he didn't end up in a Cleveland jail. I would've loved to see that mugshot.
"Every man on that party bus should be ashamed of themselves for not getting up and beating the livin shit out of this guy... drunk or not, you don't hit a woman. Glad to see she can defend herself."
I KNOW! Maybe it's because back in Boston if a guy even thought about throwing a woman, 7 random dudes would show up from NOWHERE and be all "Are YOU BOTHERING HER?!?!? Miiss, is he bothering you?"
Shit, I'm a woman, and I would have held this cunt while she punched him. I hope he gets arrested for assault, convicted and then she sues him for all of his Lost money in civil court. Seriously.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
who is he? should I know?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Damn I guess he really wanted to get on that bus.
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Gunt! lol I love M.K.
That said, I love Jack Shepard. Matthew Fox seems a little douchey though, unfortunately.
Twat
Matthew and Shia need to hang out some time, do a couple of lines, knock back some booze, talk about being abusive towards women...
Is everyone off the wagon these days?
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This little item has made MY DAY! True story: it was 2005 and I'd been invited to a private Green Day show at the Wiltern (don't laugh at me, it was a free show) anyway, I had backstage passes as well and when I tried to go into the downstairs lounge MATTHEW FREAKING FOX wouldn't let me or my then 9 and 12 year old daughters in even though we had passes and knew the band. He actually was blocking the stairs while saying "it's a private party". He wasn't a total douche though and being that I was in love with LOST, I got a picture taken with him. This story brought tears of laughter to my eyes, I wonder how he'd have reacted if I had hit him on the nads & gut. (Points at Matt while laughing at him) Having said that I hope he's charged with assault.
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He looks awful.
Never liked him. Seems so recessive and simpering. He is set for life with party of five And lost. Sayeed was the only one I liked on his last show
First, I'm originally from Cleveland so am wondering why a movie is being filmed there. Second, how could he not be arrested for doing that and who spat up the blood? Is Matthew dying??
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Nooooooooooooo!
What the fuck happened to his face????
Matt foxs balls can punch my chin whenever the sun is up and the wind is blowing
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Omg! First little Claudia Salinger rolling around in her undies in Maxim, now Charlie Salinger is punching lady busdrivers in the box.
*shocked* *and crossing Charlie off my Christmas card list*
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Jack Shepard?? Who is Jack Sawyer?
I have a belly button.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:14am.
OFF TOPIC-
Forget Fox punching cunt bones and boobies, this is much more horrifying-
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2011/08/26/sarah-jessica-parker-shows-off-h...
Madonna's have nothing on this woman's limbs! *runs screaming from room*
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Never mind the veiny limbs...in that angle her face and TEEFS look particular equine. Mr. Ed would fall in love.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:52am.
It is Ray! :-)
I just looked at the one arm picture. It was enough to scar me for life.
Hot mess in Cleveland!
Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:35am.
LOL! You sound like my brother..."If it's got 2 feet and a heartbeat" :)
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Your brother and I would get along quite well. lol
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:53am.
Even bitches in mom jeans?????
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Hell ya, Milfs need loving too!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:54am.
Don't you recall all of those stories in which he tried tomake himself sound like such a badass?
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YES
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He's always given off a very pro-sweet nectar vibe to me.
this fuck's in Cleveland???
"Dons supergirl cape, goes looking for this bastard"
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:42am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:35am.
Teehee, interesting notion. Let me sleep on this one, my Prince of Darkness, but the Ryes is a definite YES.
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Cheers to ya...clink!
*looks down your top*
This guy's always been a douche (or more likely up until this point a wannabe). Don't you recall all of those stories in which he tried tomake himself sound like such a badass?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:35am.
LOL! You sound like my brother..."If it's got 2 feet and a heartbeat" :)
On topic: I am one of the most obnoxious "you think you're better than me?" drunks around....but a man hitting a woman is too much, no matter how drunk they are. Very bad form Matthew, I'm glad she collected your arse
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:35am.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:26am.
@Whamo
I owe you an apology, because I honestly thought you were a bigger lesbian than Jada Pinkett Smith. Talk about your preconceived notions. To get my facts straight so I won't mess up (again?) in the future: you're a heterosexual of the male persuasion?
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LOL! Yes, for the record I am a hetero male that loves ladies in all their wonderful shapes and sizes...well as long as you're not too much of a fat ass and even then with a few Ryes in me I'd probably still have "vampire sex with you" which means I'd have sex with you but be gone by sunrise!
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Even bitches in mom jeans?????
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Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:36am.
Sowwy!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:14am.
Oh dear God. WTF?? The Angel of Death has meatier, less veiny arms then that.
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Is that Ray in your avie Louise
Did you see ALL of the photos of her arms? One is scarier than the next!
Maybe he thought they were punching bags.. Well he was my least favorite of the Lost crew. Has he not found work after Lost? LOL
Douchebag. Why the hell did he get off so easy?
I was drunk one Halloween waiting for my taxi and some fucking cop started some shit with me and since I was full of liquid courage I started daring him to take me to jail. Bad fucking idea but I was not hitting anyone, yelling, or anything. Just drunk talking and he was ready to take my ass to the pokey. Fucking celebrity justice. Hope she sues the stupid out of him for assault.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:35am.
Teehee, interesting notion. Let me sleep on this one, my Prince of Darkness, but the Ryes is a definite YES.
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@Whamo:
I'd probably still have "vampire sex with you" which means I'd have sex with you but be gone by sunrise!
BHAHAHAHA!
In Jack's defense, nothing good ever comes out of a Booze Bus.
@EVIL...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY did I have to click on your link...WHYYYYYYYYYYYY did mine eyes have to see those arms....WHYYYYYYYYYYY do I hear horsey calves screaming and horsey moms searching for the HORSEY BLOOD SUCKER.
Srsly...those veins are HIDEOUS, GROSSLY LARGE, and suspiciously suspicious.
Can veins get that large due to supplements and herbal concoctions. What kind of diet (other than the Starvation Diet) can produce that look?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:26am.
@Whamo
I owe you an apology, because I honestly thought you were a bigger lesbian than Jada Pinkett Smith. Talk about your preconceived notions. To get my facts straight so I won't mess up (again?) in the future: you're a heterosexual of the male persuasion?
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LOL! Yes, for the record I am a hetero male that loves ladies in all their wonderful shapes and sizes...well as long as you're not too much of a fat ass and even then with a few Ryes in me I'd probably still have "vampire sex with you" which means I'd have sex with you but be gone by sunrise!
THIS is why we need to go baaaccckkk, Kate!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:14am.
Oh dear God. WTF?? The Angel of Death has meatier, less veiny arms then that.
It's Jack Shephard!! Not Jack Sawyer. Sawyer is another character, MK!
(...ok so I'm the only one here that watched Lost?)
And... I see that Matthew lost all the hot.. :(
EWWWWWWW Evil, that is some NASTY assed vein action there! Holy shit!
@Whamo
I owe you an apology, because I honestly thought you were a bigger lesbian than Jada Pinkett Smith. Talk about your preconceived notions. To get my facts straight so I won't mess up (again?) in the future: you're a heterosexual of the male persuasion?
*bends head in shame*
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Duh???! Didn't he used to be hot?
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
OFF TOPIC-
Forget Fox punching cunt bones and boobies, this is much more horrifying-
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2011/08/26/sarah-jessica-parker-shows-off-h...
Madonna's have nothing on this woman's limbs! *runs screaming from room*
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:09am.
Yes, I iz a female.
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This chick is MY HSOTD for sure.
And we already knew this guy was a piece o' shit.
He looks like he should be working the on-ramp with a wad of dirty rags & a bottle of window cleaner.
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:02am.
How dare you insult Christopher Lee!