Marilyn Manson’s Girlfriend Is A Demure And Natural Flower

August 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Say what you want about Marilyn Manson (examples: he’s turning into an old Lydia from Beetlejuice, a chick has to dip her coochie in make-up remover whenever he eats her out, he’s definitely getting too old for this shit, etc…), but he always manages to pluck the most graceful flowers out of the WTF garden and his latest piece is no exception. Marilyn left Chateau Marmont last night with a gorgeous specimen who wore an elegant peek-a-puss dress exclusively from Bristol Palin’s prom night collection, a pair of Lee Presson gloves, a puffy pussy patch (for shy sluts who believe you should leave labia to the imagination) and a face that could beat Kim Kardashian’s face in a natural beauty competition. I like to call this perfect look: So THIS is what happened to Baby Jane.

Marilyn’s ex pieces all say that living with him is about as pleasant as a wet fart to the face, but I have a feeling this one’s going to last. Mostly because she’s wearing a mask and probably can’t see his face too good.

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