Marilyn Manson's Girlfriend Is A Demure And Natural Flower
Say what you want about Marilyn Manson (examples: he's turning into an old Lydia from Beetlejuice, a chick has to dip her coochie in make-up remover whenever he eats her out, he's definitely getting too old for this shit, etc...), but he always manages to pluck the most graceful flowers out of the WTF garden and his latest piece is no exception. Marilyn left Chateau Marmont last night with a gorgeous specimen who wore an elegant peek-a-puss dress exclusively from Bristol Palin's prom night collection, a pair of Lee Presson gloves, a puffy pussy patch (for shy sluts who believe you should leave labia to the imagination) and a face that could beat Kim Kardashian's face in a natural beauty competition. I like to call this perfect look: So THIS is what happened to Baby Jane.
Marilyn's ex pieces all say that living with him is about as pleasant as a wet fart to the face, but I have a feeling this one's going to last. Mostly because she's wearing a mask and probably can't see his face too good.
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All this says to me is that he had some work done, and didn't want anyone to notice, so he sent out the decoy.
Nice try, Marilyn.
What in the goddamn full-frontal mannequin hell is going on??????
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Sinead's rockin' slore-queen checklist:
I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
I still like antichrist superstar. Not as much as I did when I was in my teens, but irresponsible hate anthem is still on the list of my 250 favourite songs. I have been at his concert in 1997 or 1998. Beforehand the jesusfreaks infiltrated our city which led to a huge sale of his tickets. That led to 90% of wannabe nerds in the audience "Isn't he great? He's so great!!" They knew very few of his songs that pissed him off, so he left after 30 minutes. Given his blank ass on the stage I decided to rather listen to his/their CDs than watching him live again.
And honestly, though it's pathetic that he covers up the half of his face; I would love to run around like this sometimes. But oh well, an old man with bad genes.
Edit: Oh, and I absolutely forgot the "best" flirt ever I had on this concert; a guy telling me, that he was as cool as MM because he was SO able to cut himself and nobody would've seen anything the next day as it was already healed. But he didn't do it anymore (or talked about it), as it thing makes him so lonely since nobody understands. Thank god my boyfriend returned in that minute.
Another cry for attention from a personality disordered tormented "artist". Hollywood needs to get over this. Been going on since the fifties. And here we are, including me, discussing it.
Is he hiding his herps???
that's a man. yeah, the neck is covered and so are the hands, but it's still pretty obvious.
I suppose I should be shocked but I'm not. Yawns. Brian looks like some old wasted geezer.
Submitted by nia on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 7:23pm.
Seeing sh*t like this makes me feel so old (I'm 37)....I don't get it! Shock value, social commentary (pro-pubes), etc. I don't know but it's crazy! I feel like I'm witnessing whole generations of people having diassociation episodes live and in stereo!!!!! Gross!
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*Sits down next to nia*
Something like that.
I automatically assumed this was some Dave LaChappelle photoshoot. I still think so.
Anyway, I hope they're, um, happy together. *Shrugs and walks away*
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
*blink blink*
Isn't this indecent exposure?
I don't get it.
Marilyn has become such a fatty in the past 6 or 7 years. Poor old guy!
Jesus, MM is quite the fat fuck isn't he? I never understood the attraction of this guy's music. His biggest tunes were covers of others weren't they? I don't care about the dressing up shit hell Alice had been doing that well before asshat here it's just..well his music flat out SUCKS!
:O @ her.
but MK...lmfao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
There is a pic of her from the same night & dlisted fave Shia Ladouche is mugging with MM & this old trick.
http://m.zimbio.com/pictures/AO2Rn9HB0ly/Screening+For+Born+Villain/0uhN...
This reminds me of the Jean-Paul Gaultier dress worn in "Bad Education" - only less classy.
http://www.sonyclassics.com/badeducation/gallery/images/8.jpg
Ok, so she's not the prettiest thing in the world, but I don't think she's flat out hideous like I was expecting...
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=Narcissister&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih...
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meh next, im not shocked at all.
pull another stunt bitch you wanna impress us.
this is rank amateur, dlisters have seen better publicity hungry "look at me" shit than this.
I thought that was Nicki Minaj!
What is this I don't even.
O_O
I am so confused....is this supposed to be some kind of statement or something? I really had to look several times to be sure this was a real person wearing a mask.
I don't think MM is ashamed; it looks to me like he's high or intoxicated and trying to hide from the camera flashes. I would be shocked to discover he's capable of being embarrassed. lol
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:31pm.
LOL
Amy
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:58pm.
Thanks for explaining, KA. :)
After last night...
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oh i know. i had to leave that post alone or i was going to lose it. i know people just post that stuff to make others angry, etc. etc. but it still bothers me it comes out of anyone's mouth/off anyone's fingers. :(
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:28pm.
*crosses legs*
*puts on bee helmet and gloves, gets stepladder*
Not another sodding Courtney Sodden post! Uhm ... oops, my bad. In Courtney years this one is a toddler still, and so fresh looking.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:25pm.
*crosses legs*
Amy
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:20pm.
What Edward Scissorhands was to topiary...
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:04pm.
I'm something of a merkin expert.
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Do you collect or just admire?
Amy
I try, GreenFairy!
Thanks, becky! See ya around :)
Submitted by Art Vandelay on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:08pm.
My fault for being a pop culture dopey-drawers!
Oh, and welcome to the D! :)
Amy
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
whoops. just realized this wasn't a VMA post. saweee.
Sorry if I offended, becky n sydney. I should probably avoid making references like that after the Beyonce thread yesterday!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I didn't watch the VMA's last nite, but, if Fishsticks wasn't shown, then, I say the dollface is her. After all, her besties JZ & Bey were there. (am aware y'all are saying it's some performance artist).
Aaaannndd with that,
suddenly Shia looks to be the sane one
Submitted by Art Vandelay on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:51pm.
I wouldn't worry about the coke on his pants in the last pic - they belong to the black kid.
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LOL... good one ;o)
Submitted by KA on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:58pm.
Thanks for explaining, KA. :)
After last night...
Amy
I'm something of a merkin expert. The model she's wearing is just one-sided Velcro.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:55pm.
Submitted by Art Vandelay on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:51pm.
I wouldn't worry about the coke on his pants in the last pic - they belong to the black kid.
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O_o WTF?
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that's a nod to lindsay lohan.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by Art Vandelay on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:51pm.
I wouldn't worry about the coke on his pants in the last pic - they belong to the black kid.
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O_o WTF?
Amy
Holly GoSpazzy.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:49pm.
"Marilyn Manson Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People:"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try...
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...and it didn't work!
Bwahahahaha!!
Amy
I wouldn't worry about the coke on his pants in the last pic - they belong to the black kid.
"Marilyn Manson Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People:"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try...
Double post
Coming to think of it; are we sure that's not a tug-job??
I ask again, but isn't that considered indecent exposure? I mean how can you go to Chateau Marmont dressed like that?
*cuts hole in cupcake wrapper, puts on frosting merkin*
ROFL Vern.
Does Manson have a semi-stiffy in thumb #4?
Does that mean he hasn't utilised the gaping access portal yet?
Or the hole in her dress?
Amy
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:34pm.
Peek-a-pube dress...is this going to be fashion trend?
*pulls up Pampers*
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I sure fucking hope not!
Uh, Marilyn. Grow up a little more. I like your music and even saw ya live a couples summers ago in the outside heat.. but this is kinda stupid. Get a dog.
Peek-a-pube dress...is this going to be fashion trend?
*pulls up Pampers*