The Lesbeaver Brought Out His Vanilla Snake Last Night.....
If that isn't a "this is not what I was talking about when I asked your girl ass to grow a vanilla snake already" look from Selena Gomez, then I don't know what is.
At last night's first annual The Spawn of Beyonce and Jay-Z Birth Announcement Ceremony, Justin Bieber couldn't make it so Rachel Maddow graciously came in his place and brought along the newest fashion accessory for kindergarten power lezzies: a snake named Johnson. Really, The Lesbeaver named his snake Johnson and brought it out for everybody to pet. This is why most little ass children shouldn't go through puberty under the spotlight, because they do stupid shit like this thinking it's cute. Usher, come and get your daughter! That poor snake is probably trying to figure out how to make a noose out of its tail so it can end this foolery.
Besides, Baby Sandy Duncan isn't butching up his look by carrying around a snake. He can fart out snakes, snails and puppy dog tails all he wants, but we all know he's really made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Nice try, Lesbeaver!
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"That poor snake is probably trying to figure out how to make a noose out of its tail so it can end this foolery." Heh.
The look on her face says it all!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:35am.
...I guess that's what happens when you got a vagina between your legs *shrugs*
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Yeah and you also get your period, as (s)he is in that pic (I can't believe MK didn't catch that!)
Wow - you kinda think the poor thing might get more manly with time...I guess that's what happens when you got a vagina between your legs *shrugs*
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Oh my GOD.. oh my GOD. Stupid Beaver. Leave that snake at home (or never get one at all, preferably).
What the hell? He is very unfortunate looking.
I've had a crush on John Stamos since I was like 6 years old. Actually, he's the prettiest dude I've thought of as hot and who've I've had naughty dreams of.
I used to always crush on ALL the telenovela leading men too!
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I am embarrassed for Selena.
My teenage self loved Michael J. Fox, both Theo and Cockroach on the Cosby show, Jason Bateman, black Michael Jackson, Zack Morris, Michael Bivins from new Edition, Mikey from the Life cereal commercials and the dude in Never Ending Story.
I am glad that I wasn't born in this generation. They have Bieber, the Jonas Brothers and the cast of Twilight. Holds nose.
that's some Brandon Teena shit right there, it's really a strap-on from Tantus Selena, have sex with the lights on and make sure he takes ALL his clothes off.
He/she/it cannot be older than 12.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Some of the people I was crushing on as a tween:
Anyone remember Terrence Hill?
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Howie Munson from "the Fall Guy"
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Strangely enough even Murdock from the A-Team.
NOT ONE OF THEM LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING GIRL!
What`s wrong with kids nowadays??
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I'm proud to say that when I was a tweener, I was busy crushing on Liam Neeson.
Also, I showed my brother the picture of Beaver above, and asked if he thought that was a boy or a girl. He said confidently, "A girl!"
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How is it that he's looking MORE like a girl as he ages?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 9:11am.
Has Justin started to grow hair on his balls yet?
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They haven't even dropped yet.
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Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 3:25pm.
He looks like Gok Wan
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Gok's more butch. :)
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I know that look in the main pic, she's thinking "I can't believe I'm associating with this twerp." He is such a child.....he IS a child. Shouldn't she be in college and shouldn't he be repeating 10th grade?
I don't like this hairstyle on him. He should get a Crew Cut or a Ceasar. I can deal with that!
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Selena must have Lesbo tendencies because she sure doesn't seem to like her boys masculine.
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I figured that's why Disney hooked her up with Bieber, I had read she was having an affair with another Disney girl.
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Without reading or making the pictures big, I thought he had a fistful of monkey bread.
all of y'all are right. tweens and young girls love the twinky boys because they are so non-threatening (i, however, don't remember ever digging twinks - no thank you, ma'am). if you remember, leo dicaprio looked like a little girly man too back in the day too.
but seriously, when is this little thing gonna really hit puberty?
He looks like Gok Wan
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Oh come on! That has to be a girl!
I seriously sometimes think this kid's pulling off the greatest public transgender performance of all time. A Brandon Teena for the masses.
Totally channeling Mary Stuart Masterson in Some Kind of Wonderful here. But daintier.
Yes, he's annoying, and he looks like a chick, but unfortunately for me, I've worked with many, many, many little girls (tweens) and I'm here to say they don't give 2 rats asses about any of that. They LOVE him. I think it has something to do with their own discomfort at liking boys and feeling new feelings that are associated with growing up sexually, yada yada. So that's where Bieber comes in. He's harmless, dickless, sexless (I mean he looks like he couldn't be capable of having sex). He's "safe". To be fair to Bieber, Record companies KNOW this! They exploit it. He better be saving his money and be glad for the delayed puberty because when the hormones get into gear they're gonna kick his ass to the curb.
He is getting LESS macho with every passing day. I mean, he used to look like a boy, and now... now he's got a swan neck.
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Selena should take the snake and run for the hills!
Did he have that snake with him during the show too? Wtf?
Lezbeaver looks like a cute 19 year old chick with a pixie that shes growing and is now in an awkward stage.
I don't know how Selena can date him.
Are we absolutely positive he's male? I mean no offense to the transgendered community, but he makes Legolas look like the Incredible Hulk by comparison.
Selena should have slapped him for that. Not very Christian-like Justin.
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I hope those crazies in PETA tar and feather is stupid ass for bringing this poor creature with him like an accessory. Sick bastard.
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I didn't see this in NYC. did they preempt it? All i saw was storm coverage. Looks like I missed great escape fuckery.
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What an little ugly freak he is, carrying around a snake. I can't stand him, his music is such shit. WTF is Selena Gomez doing with him? She's pretty.
Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:54am
Self-censorship can be a purifying experience. You should try it some time.
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So that's how it all ends huh? Some uneducated, stupid untalented pip squeak having the red carpet rolled out for him and treated with respect, like he was fucking Brando. How sad.
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Submitted by vegetablelollipop on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:54am.
Dear Beloved Queens in the Dlisted Comment Section:
This question is coming from a
soft butch dyke, okay...Do you think Justin Bieber (when he comes of age) would do well in twink
gay porn like this: http://www.helixstudios (NSFW)? He's Canadian so his tiny cock is probably uncut, right? Does that matter? His ass is really narrow, but I bet he could still take thick balboa cock up his boney poopster.
Thoughts?
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This disturbs me.
Every time I see a picture of them in PDA it makes me feel icky. They are both too much like children and it just looks so awkward.
LMAO ON twitter it's the biggest news that someone hacked into VEVO's site and took down all of Justin's videos from youtube LMAO!!!!!! The Beiber twats on twitter are having a meltdown......Good!
WTF is wrong with this kid? Shouldn't he have at least SOME signs of puberty at this point? Some hair on his face, changes in his voice, something? It's fucking creepy. How can Selena Gomez be grinding her ass up to someone who is essentially still a child? Ewwwww.
I like my girls butchy like this, that fem butch..were if ya fix them up they can become Lipstick lezzies...She looked so embarassed interviewing him about his wardrobe when he said he has a snake.
MK - Again I laughed loudly at Usher come get your daughter....Youzzzz very funny today yo. :) :)
That Beiber kid looks like a cross between Amy Sedaris and Chynna Phillips.
HE'S A CHICK.
Dear Beloved Queens in the Dlisted Comment Section:
This question is coming from a soft butch dyke, okay...Do you think Justin Bieber (when he comes of age) would do well in twink gay porn like this: http://www.helixstudios (NSFW)? He's Canadian so his tiny cock is probably uncut, right? Does that matter? His ass is really narrow, but I bet he could still take thick balboa cock up his boney poopster.
Thoughts?
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He has gorgeous facial features ... for a girl. Oops, do ya think he's allowed to read dlisted?
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He needs someone to slap him into reality. Otherwise he's going to go into epic meltdown territory when the tweens turn on him. You know it's coming.
Oops typo, I meant Yves Saint Laurent.
I blame hypoglycemia.
I hope the lunatics known a PETA jump all over his shit. What a little douche bag, did he think there'd be show and tell?
I love snakes. I think they're great. Whenever I buy my house it's going to have a spare room which will double as a shoe place and a mini herpetarium. The only snakes I hate are anacondas - they're fucking terrifying to even look at in photos.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 11:11am.
WTF with the big YSL ( Eves Saint Laurent )
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It's not Yves Saint Laurent silly, it is YOU SO LAME!
I googled Yves Saint-Laurent and found this in his bio: "He is also credited with having introduced the tuxedo suit for women, became the first designer to use ethnic models in his runway shows, and referenced other non-European cultures in his work."
Womens tuxedo....that explains it.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 10:17am
I wonder if he has started his period yet.
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YES he has. Take another look at that picture.