Chelsea Handler Got Caught Doing The Bad Shit
Yes, Chelsea Handler's nostrils look like they work most nights sucking up what's ever good and she's got the sweats that a bitch usually gets when the last line has been snorted up and her dealer isn't answering his main line, but that doesn't mean shit! But Page Six is still trying to say that Jennifer Aniston's tequila sister was kicked out of a men's room stall for nostril swallowing a little Lohan powder with some dude in gold shoes.
Chelsea's piece Andre Balazs, who owns a bunch of hotels and shit, threw a party on a docked boat in NYC last week and she showed up early in the night. The source says that Chelsea guzzled down holy water (aka vodka on the rocks) when she got there, but as the night called for stronger shit, she disappeared down into the men's bathroom with a dude in gold shoes. A bouncer quickly caught them and made both of them do the walk of shame out of the bathroom.
Chelsea's rep says she was never kicked out of the men's bathroom and this story is a fat line cut with LIES.
Let's say this story is true and Chelsea was doing the Elvira Snort in that stall (she was totally doing the Elvira Snort in that stall), why would she get kicked out? Was is the point of fucking a hotel mogul if you can't do illegal shit at his parties? Chelsea should think about that the next time she does a line off his ass lips. And I guess when you don't have a mirror handy and the toilet seat hasn't been disinfected, a gold shoe is the next best thing to snort a line off of.