Afternoon Crumbs

August 29, 2011 / Posted by:

It’s like the entire country of Japan all jacked off on Nicki Minaj. I guess Miss Japan is going to have to find a new National Costume to wear to the Miss Universe pageant – The Superficial

Sofia Coppola got married in the Easter dress you wore to get your picture taken with the mall bunny when you were a toddler – Lainey Gossip

Taylor Lautner’spriss bottom taking a niner” face is a thing of beauty – Towleroad

JWoww’s face and JWoww’s fake titty balls are in a competition to see who can be the most plastic by the end of the year – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Jessica Parker’s veiny hard dick arms come out to play. No wonder Matthew Broderick sticks around – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Baby Jesus needs to stop leaking the naked cell phone pictures Madge sent him – The Daily What

Adele’s got that Suzanne Sugarbaker hair – Celebitchy

Horseula vants to suck your carrots – Just Jared

It’s good to know that candy wigs will survive the Apocalypse – The Berry

At first I thought this was Tina Fey and I was so confused – Popoholic

Stepford Katie is a fug mess from that cock crooked smile to those cartoon death eye boots – ICYDK

Ryan Reynolds is obviously stopping by Sandra Bullock’s house to stick his firefly in her garden – Popsugar

If the Sandman gave Helen Lovejoy a facial – SOW

Four words: Colin Farrell peen print – I’m Not Obsessed

Jojo still exists – Hollywood Rag

Olivia Wilde is hungry – Cityrag

The only thing Sammi Sweetfart and Deena DeVito should be endorsing is penicillin shots – OMG Blog

Andrew Garfield is really fucking method – Videogum

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