The walking dried bean curd with feuding titties celebrated her 29th birthday over the weekend with a good old-fashioned fame whoring bikini photo op in Malibu with her partner in homewreckery Eddie Cibrian and his children. Your 25 cents a day will go toward a special couples weekend for LeAnn’s War of the Roses silicone sacks since it’s obvious that they’re still sleeping on opposite sides of her bony chest and refuse to even reach out and touch each other. They’ve been pushed apart and need to reconnect.
Because if her nomad nipples don’t sing “Reunited” to each other, she’ll just keep terrorizing our retinas with her sternum of doom. It must kill the mood when Eddie has to pull out an industrial-strength clamp to titty fuck LeAnn.
And while I appreciate that LeAnn wore a knit bikini filter over her ass, that mess should really be worn over the anus hole on her face so it can filter out all the shit she says.