BREAKING: Shia LaDouche Is A LaDouche
There are some douchefucks who should really get nipple-burning drunk in the comfort of their own bedroom closets so they can punch at the walls, rage scream at the air, spray saliva at their coats and act like a total asshole trash dick without making everyone else have a shit time. Shia LaDouche is one of those drunks. The Box in L.A. got a tool shower when Shia LaDouche showed up on Friday night and started spraying water like a douchebag that just sprung a leak.
A witness type tells Life & Style that Shia became a bottle-nosed douche dolphin as soon as he sat at a table with Marilyn Manson and a lady friend who was probably his girlfriend Karolyn Pho. The witness explained Shia's squirtin' show like this:
"Shia picked up a water bottle and shot a mouthful of water all over his seated date's legs. Then he put more water in his mouth and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson. He seemed wasted.People started taking their seats in front of the stage at the event, but all of a sudden Shia started shouting at his date and getting visibly angry. Then he headed for the door. He lunged through the very thick seated crowd, and the crowd pleaded with him and encouraged him to sit down. They tried to hold him back -- but he kept struggling through."
Shia had to climb over people and tear himself out of the grasp of various strangers who were trying to keep him from going crazy. His date panicked and ran out after him. Marilyn looked shocked and annoyed but stayed seated. Shia and the girl did not return."
It was so insane -- he just had a total meltdown right in front of everyone. It was completely out of control. He was so angry and physical. He was determined to get out of there."
HURRICANE SHIA! Category: Asshole! Shia can't control his water or his damn booze. The funny thing is that instead of Shia spitting out water at people, the people around him should've spit water at him since bitch could use a shower.
Well, at least you know that if you're ever about to get a blow job from Shia, bring a splash guard, because dude's a sprayer!
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Same Shia, different day.
That stars get totally fucked up and act like idiots doesn't bother me in the least. What mints my julep is anyone, famous or not, who goes to the angry place when drunk. If the buzz is bad, get off the buzz.
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Shia and Gwyneth somehow get a pass from me. I should despise them but I just can't. Paltrow is like the bitchy people in the black and white Ralph Lauren print ads where you know they would all hate you and treat you like crap but you wish you could live in that world for just a day.. And Shia.. I can't explain it.. somehow I still want to have my way with him even though he is technically young enough for me to have pulled a Jamie Lynn Spears and be his mom. Maybe it is a weird half mothering thing..
Shia was there because they were premiering the Marilyn Manson movie Shia directed.. so why did he freak out? Interesting..not really..
What a fuckface. Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a major pussy who can't handle his liquor. Weak!
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That would be normal behavior ... for a fifth grade boy who's had too much sugar and Mountain Dew.
Even that kid would get a wack on the ass.
Shia needs a parent and mental health care.
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This is just plain too sad.
One day whilst Shia is working as a parking attendant somewhere in Vegas or some other venue where flashy things blink on and off 24/7 Shia will bend over and smile to himself as he notices that if anything he can still land a spit ball at least 17 yards into oblivion.
Don’t you wish you were a famous movie actor having your very own public meltdowns too?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/08/shia-labeouf-would-like-to-fill-...
Guess he's still trying to get mommy to spank him. Freak.
What the fuck? I really hate this guy. He isn't nearly famous and/or cool enough to justify this douchery.
Men with weak chins often use face pubes to try and compensate (look at Carlos Leone), but it always looks like they erased their jawline entirely. Case in point.
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At least he had the presence of mind not to spit the sweet nectar around.
His beard looks like the unshaven wilderness of a 1970s porno star's cooch.
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When is this self entitled little bitch going to go away?
Where is Evil Shoe when I need her (because I still would - several times over, and I don't know why). He was FINE in Disturbia and I am way older than he is!
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Stop throwing liquid at everybody! There's nothing worse than a sloppy drunk...get a grip!
Shia is one of those douches that doesn't bother me. Cannot explain why. He should really piss me off what with all his bullshit, yet he doesn't.
Also he's guaranteed to fuck it up every couple years. Remember the Walgreens meltdown? Yeah, bitch has it scheduled around the clock meltdowns.
This buffoon is still trying to be interesting? What happened to great actors like Brando and Hopper who were genuinely crazy.
The only thing that bothered me about that story was that he was hanging out with Marilyn Manson.
I'd struggle to get the hell out of there too.
Submitted by Rdeadline on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 3:39pm.
Does this guy have family in the industry? Because if he didn't sell his soul and he doesn't have family then the world is ending, 'couse this guy is bland as dry white bread. Besides being in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull in a roll that could have been acted by a goat in a dress I can't think of anything he's been in.
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Transformers. Also could have been a goat because people only watch those movies for giant robots or eye-candy chicks.
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if a guy spit *anything* at me i would do my best to make sure he'd be eating through a tube for at least a few months
Does this guy have family in the industry? Because if he didn't sell his soul and he doesn't have family then the world is ending, 'couse this guy is bland as dry white bread. Besides being in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull in a roll that could have been acted by a goat in a dress I can't think of anything he's been in.
I will never forget when he dumped a cup of coffee on a paparazzi photographer. WTF does he think he is? He is an entertainer he is not curing cancer. Spoiled rotten.
I really don't understand why people go see his movies, they're all terrible and he can't act worth shit. He plays the same dumbass character in everything he is in
I think he's got serious 'roid rage. He's looking a lot bulkier lately, so it's likely he's been taking enhancement drugs. He's always been an enormous prick, but he's showing classic symptoms of steroid use.
Why would strangers grab you and try and stop you leaving a club? Sounds stooopid. What a non-story.
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ugh i hate this guy!
"Who was the other actor stopping the disturbance, and please do not say Brad Pitt, because he is not a "young" actor at 47"
Ryan Gosling.
Submitted by Cara on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 1:39pm.
Doesn't he have a history of doing this kind of thing?
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You might be thinking of Tammy Cruise - he's been involved in several RL rescue type thingies - once he intervened and prevented a young fan from getting literally crushed by the crowd surging forward at some event. Another time there was some action on a boat..people in trouble..perhaps in Sardinia..? My sister, who lives in NZ had some stories of his stay there to film The Last Samurai; apparently, he stopped on the highway outside some little town, to help a family whose car had broken down and by all accounts was very kind.
I always wonder if he hands out Scieno brochures after these *rescues*.
ETA: Those mushrooms on my omelette this morning may have altered my state of mind, cuz I just realized this post makes no sense on this thread. I thought I was on the Brad Pitt, *Saviour of Clumsy Extras* thread. Duh.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 1:40pm.
It's funny how this story comes just a few days after an *actual* young actor made headlines for stopping a disturbance instead of starting one.
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Who was the other actor stopping the disturbance, and please do not say Brad Pitt, because he is not a "young" actor at 47.
This story is why I think that blind item about the actor calling his mother a bitch and telling her to get her own ride home was Shia. I can just see him going hot and cold on the women in his life.
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Trying to picture Marilyn Manson sitting there with a "well, I NEVER!" face.
Never understood the whole Shia thing. Not attractive, typical "I'm a sassy child star" shtick. All he needs is another shithead named Shia to hang out with, we all know how this is going to end.
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More women, less dudes! lol.
It's funny how this story comes just a few days after an *actual* young actor made headlines for stopping a disturbance instead of starting one.
If this Douche Uber Alles ever gets even nominated for any major award, then his out-of-control entitlement issues will have been validated.
When you make Marilyn Manson seem like a morally upright citizen in comparison, then it's time to see a physician who isn't named Drew, Oz or Pinsky and get some help before you (hopefully) piss your career away.
Doesn't he have a history of doing this kind of thing?
Ya, I'm done with thinking this guy is cute. I loved him in Disturbia and was all ready to be a lifelong fan and devotee. The more I hear about his royal doucheness, the less I am willing to care. Shia, my stalking days are over: we're done.
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Another child actor that couldn't handle the transition, I won't even see anything he's in. This story is mild, he's violent and beats women when he's impaired, he's the white Chris Brown who has great handlers. He's one I wouldn't miss if he had a bad car crash. He loves to start fights, he's been 86'd from several suburban bars, he doesn't go to high profile places so he can fly under the radar but divey places in the valley. He's a really ugly excuse for a human being. To bad Marilyn didn't bite his face off.
Nice titties, Shia.
I never understood how he was in so many big movies with so little talent and no good looks. I figure he has pictures of some studio executives "with a live boy or a dead girl."
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Submitted by Slutleena on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 12:08pm.
Hey, where have you been Slutleena?
I figured that douche was off the wagon. I think the witnesses are confusing Marilyn Manson's "shocked and annoyed" face with his "slightly amused" face because of all the coke bloat he's sporting these days.
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Idk Life & Style? I will take this story with a grain of salt. I can't imagine ppl asking him to stay, someone spitting water at you is a reason to want that person to leave and in the process kick their ass.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 12:00pm.
ahh even stevens what the fuck happened to yuo.
this is what happens when disney owns you for a few years, they put mickey mouse's juice in your drink whichs fuck you up later in life.
examples include
-xtina dirty girl image didnt work out so sing songs about people being beautiful aguilera
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Good list, loopy, but "Beautiful" is from the same cd ("Stripped") as "Dirty." Perhaps amend it to "sing jazzy CD101.9 music." And she did try to get her dirty back on, with those embarrassing jazz hands patches on the front of her short shorts.
I'm kind of liking her Mamie van Doren phase.
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When Marilyn Manson is shocked and annoyed at YOU, you've got a problem.
I read an interview w/ La la la douche in some mag recently where he said he's an alcoholic and is off the booze. Obvs not.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! I'M NOT EVEN STEVENS ANYMORE! I WAS IN TRANSFORMMERSSSSS!!!!! I'M A BOX OFFICE SMASH! IF I WANT TO SPIT SOME WATER ON YOUR BAGEEN THEN THAT IS FUNNY OK?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Isn't he that whackjob who said his mom walked around the house naked when he was a boy and when his little friends were over? And that his mother is the sexiest woman alive and he would marry her?
I hate it when men can't hold their liquor.
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I remember around the time his acting career was starting to get hot and someone put out a story about how he was a well adjusted child star. The story was also about how he wasn't a party kid so that kept him out of trouble. That was a couple months before the Chicago Walgreens incident. Makes me wonder if he's been a booze fest the whole time and they put out fake well adjusted stories to hide the fact.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This, his racist rant against a Walgreens employee and even his ridiculous vendetta against Frankie Muniz paint a complete picture of a nasty asshole. I hope he gets his ass handed to him - nothing less would (maybe) work to get him to be less of a selfish little bitch.
And how does his lady friend manage to let him touch her without producing barf waves? He's the least convincing leading man this side of Jeremy Piven. Ugly for days.
ahh even stevens what the fuck happened to yuo.
this is what happens when disney owns you for a few years, they put mickey mouse's juice in your drink whichs fuck you up later in life.
examples include
-xtina dirty girl image didnt work out so sing songs about people being beautiful aguilera
-brit brit possum im held my kids hostage and shaved my head spears
- hilary they gave me drugs to stunt my growth horsey duff
- demi ima bash a backup dancer lovato
- zac closet case bottom bitch efron
- jonas omg vagina RUN!! brothers
- vanessa ima show you ma punane hudgens
- lindsay coke whore drunk alco five finger discount its not my fault they are out to get me lohan
those are just some of the examples.
WTF, people pleading with him? Encouraged him to stay? Let that douche leave and make sure he isn`t coming back, just like it would happen if mere mortals would act a fucking ass in public.
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