When The Pimp Becomes The Ho

August 26, 2011 / Posted by:

The Chenbot has pulled the chairs right out from under Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete’s asses and so CBS has to replace them with two squawking hyenas who will screech out ridiculousness while Sara Gilbert rolls her eyes and wonders what became of her fucking life. CBS is obviously trying to make us actually miss that chapped hard bitch Leah Remini by replacing her with a bigger monster: PIMP MAMA KRIS!

Entertainment Weekly says that the wild beast wrangler and pimp extraordinaire will guest host for two weeks starting in September. The producers are considering on using Pimp Mama Kris as a cheap substitute whenever Sharon Osbourne is away from the couch. Comedian Sheryl Underwood will also be a guest host and is being considered as a permanent squawker.

Pimp Mama Kris was on the right track to break Bishop Don “Magic” Juan’s record for the most Pimp of the Year victories at the Players Ball until she decided that she needs to put her melted claymation face in front of the cameras more. Would Nichelle Nichols ever join her own line-up of whores? NEVER! Pimps should be waving their canes from behind the scenes! Kris needs to stop playing with the camera and go get her damn nose re-rotated, because if I put a top hat and a monocle on it, that shit would look like an upside/down Mr. Peanut.

And since it never gets old, here’s a lost scene from Keeping Up with the Kardashians of Pimp Mama Kris schooling her whores during a family meeting:

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