When The Pimp Becomes The Ho
The Chenbot has pulled the chairs right out from under Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete's asses and so CBS has to replace them with two squawking hyenas who will screech out ridiculousness while Sara Gilbert rolls her eyes and wonders what became of her fucking life. CBS is obviously trying to make us actually miss that chapped hard bitch Leah Remini by replacing her with a bigger monster: PIMP MAMA KRIS!
Entertainment Weekly says that the wild beast wrangler and pimp extraordinaire will guest host for two weeks starting in September. The producers are considering on using Pimp Mama Kris as a cheap substitute whenever Sharon Osbourne is away from the couch. Comedian Sheryl Underwood will also be a guest host and is being considered as a permanent squawker.
Pimp Mama Kris was on the right track to break Bishop Don "Magic" Juan's record for the most Pimp of the Year victories at the Players Ball until she decided that she needs to put her melted claymation face in front of the cameras more. Would Nichelle Nichols ever join her own line-up of whores? NEVER! Pimps should be waving their canes from behind the scenes! Kris needs to stop playing with the camera and go get her damn nose re-rotated, because if I put a top hat and a monocle on it, that shit would look like an upside/down Mr. Peanut.
And since it never gets old, here's a lost scene from Keeping Up with the Kardashians of Pimp Mama Kris schooling her whores during a family meeting:
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DAMN MK, Truck Turner, you is a funny muthafucker, for real....you dig shit out the woodwork and make me feel real old sometimes, but I love you and your writing. U R THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell Mamma K, Im wishing her a speedy recovery.
Can't wait until the day when people tire of the Kardashian trash and they all go away.
And speaking of reality shows...we won't be seeing the consequences of what reality shows have done to society for another few years and I have a feeling its not going to be pretty
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Damn you MK. I watched your posted clips. On the 2nd one I clicked on the youtube link and just spent more than an hour looking at clips from those blaxploitation movies. Now I want to see some of those flicks. I think I found a new obsession.
She has the worst nose job I have ever scene. Must have been done before she had all her whore house money.
Ha Ha this is funny. Mama Pimp Kris makes her debut....
You mean that isn't Joyce DeWitt?!
her face is soo pulled that when she raises her eye brows her asslips open up.
Ok...whew! Think I got 'em all now. And just in time to say g'night. Becky, LA me if you're still around, have a good night/day and we'll talk again next time.
Becky, thanks for you're help once again!
Take care ladies. {o:
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:03am.
You can't delete the memory of the post (your user name etc), just the content.
Click "edit" on each post, and erase the text.
You may have to leave a full stop or something, the field still requires some content. :)

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:18am.
Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:03am.
You can't delete the memory of the post (your user name etc), just the content.
Click "edit" on each post, and erase the text.
You may have to leave a full stop or something, the field still requires some content.
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Yeah, I got to goofing around with it and realized I couldn't delete it in its entirety. So...everyone has to put up with my finger hiccups for a few consecutive posts. Lol
Reminds me, when my daughter was little. She couldn't say "hiccups", she said "picknnuts" until she was about 6. Didn't care, another kid would say, "it's, hiccups". She'd just shrug and go on about her business. Funny little things they can be. {o:
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 3:45am.
You've really gotta work on that itchy trigger finger of yours! LOL
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 3:50am.
Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 3:45am.
You've really gotta work on that itchy trigger finger of yours! LO
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Damn! Ain't that the truth! Lol
Trying to figure out how to delete all that extra shit now!
Can "I get there from here"? Haha. {o:
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
Excellent idea, can you imagine the look on their faces as they're sitting and watching at a "viewing party" with all their "friends" ? Sitting there all smiles and farting when this comes on instead of what's supposed to be there??
They. Would. Freak!! Absolutely wonderful idea!
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A la "Tarantinoesque" film noir from Basterds...BRILLIANT!!!
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Move that Lohan....I'm ORANGE CONE!!!!
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If CBS needed to give me 5 more reasons not to watch this shit, they succeeded.
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Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:17pm.
I think I'm gonna give Billy: The Exterminator a call and see if he can wipe out this problem once and for all. He'll definitely need to bring Jimmy, hell, probably Big Bill and Donnie when they go to take down Wookie.
I'm gonna check into pricing. Anyone willing to go "insies" if he thinks he can fix this shit??
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Too bad you didn't think of this while they were all "tented in" at the wedding. We could have had it done at half price!!!
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Submitted by LA me on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10 :47 pm.
Submitted by dont mind me ju... on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10 :17 pm.
I think I'm gonna give Billy: The Exterminator a call and see if he can wipe out this problem once and for all. He'll definitely need to bring Jimmy, hell, probably Big Bill and Donnie when they go to take down Wookie. I'm gonna check into pricing. Anyone willing to go "insies" if he thinks he can fix this shit?? »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» Too bad you didn't think of this while they were all "tented in" at the wedding. We could have had it done at half price!!!
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I know, right? Eh...that's me, always a day late and a dollar short. Lol.
Love the avi, too cute. Just saw your comments back to me, been over *there* looking at new stuff. BB acting up, rather the 3rd party browser is wanking lately.
Working Sunday? Ooh, yeah the "MOTHER" is going fer sure. Yes?
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
And yes...I am both LA me and lame all at the same time!
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Move that Lohan....I'm ORANGE CONE!!!!
Tmom....Yes!! C'est Moi!!! I can see it now...Pimp Mama's wonk eye retracting into her skull and her nose imploding!! Now that I would watch!!
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Move that Lohan....I'm ORANGE CONE!!!!
The sound of this woman's voice is pure torture. I hate her with a passion.
What is it with the jenners and bad nose jobs. Tarantula face.
However, just about anyone will be better than the crab-whiner Leah Remini. Her voice makes my right eye twitch.
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I think I'm gonna give Billy: The Exterminator a call and see if he can wipe out this problem once and for all. He'll definitely need to bring Jimmy, hell, probably Big Bill and Donnie when they go to take down Wookie.
I'm gonna check into pricing. Anyone willing to go "insies" if he thinks he can fix this shit??
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
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Move that Lohan....I'm ORANGE CONE!!!!
Wait!!! Are those Bitch Ho's all wearing gowns from the Sear's Kraptrashian Kollection?? MK...you'd better watch out....Pimp Mama's gonna sue you for her 10% for using their images.
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LOL at bambam.
It's very difficult to refrain from wishing something very and on Kris Jenner. Very difficult.
I just have to remember that this too shall pass.
Just when I'm sure I've seen a sign of the Apocalypse, something else comes along to replace it. I just saw a promo for a cooking show styled after The View and The Talk called The Chew.
Yeah that's right, The Chew.
I'll be standing outside waiting for Irene wearing a body kite. Kill me now.
Bitch has one effed up face.
Great nose job, Joanne Worley. >:^P
All these famewhoring mothers secretly want to be "the one".
We need to work out a system to give them their 15 minutes in a quiet corner of the planet (NOT Australia) so they don't go on to inflict (and infest) the world with their foul spawn further down the track.
Nip the slore plague in the bud, I say!
(Of course, it's too late to stop the malignant excrement that is the Kardasian family. Sorry - thought up the solution a tad after the fact.)
''Shake yo asses propah'' is probably what Kris tells her daughters every time they walk out the door.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
She has the face of the Devil.
Somehow we need to find a way to infiltrate E! and splice that clip into the Wedding footage. It would work great as Pimp Mama giving her Ho's a pep talk right before slithering down the aisle.
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Submitted by LA me on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 7 :35 pm.
Somehow we need to find a way to infiltrate E! and splice that clip into the Wedding footage. It would work great as Pimp Mama giving her Ho's a pep talk right before slithering down the aisle. ******************************
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This is what I actually went to comment on and noticed your screen name. Excellent idea, can you imagine the look on their faces as they're sitting and watching at a "viewing party" with all their "friends" ? Sitting there all smiles and farting when this comes on instead of what's supposed to be there??
They. Would. Freak!! Absolutely wonderful idea!
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
LA me?
Are you LA me? Or *lame*? MG/OG?
Tmom. {o:
"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
I hope this is not a recent picture because she was supposed to get some work done for fuckingkim's fake wedding. She really looks bad with that lazy eye and strange nostril.
I hate ALL of them but especially her. She's the one who taught all of them how to be ho's!
Ugh, don't give this flabby piece of trash any more publicity. She looks like a dude with a bad nose job, false eyelashes, and heavy bronzer. On top of that, she tries to stuff her size 12 body into size 6 clothes. I find the entire family beyond disgusting!
This clip is seriously my fap material. The lines get me so damn hard! I'm gonna try to work in "shut up you chunky whore" this evening at the bar. SWOON!
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 12:15pm.
I think she's cougar hot. I'd ride this bitch like a rented mule.
She's no different than one of those 'toddlers in tiaras' mothers, living vicariously through her trampy daughters. You know she's strapped on derp face Mr. Kim. But she's all business, only let him stick it in 10%.
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The 10 % quote is funny.
I admit that I find Kris attractive for her age, but the bad boy in me would do her because the girls are freaks. With Kim's sex tape and Kourtney's underage pics, you can almost guarantee that this family would be my best chance at a threesome.
Did you see Kim's sex tape...she's no freak. More like yawn.
Why do really ugly whores with bad surgery always want to be on TV? This horrid beast belongs behind the camera not in front of it.
NooOOOoOOOooOOoo... please don't ruin "The Talk". I like it just the way it is thank you. No Kris... PLEASE!!!
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LOL@ this clip...I don't know if you realize but you kinda post this clip every chance you get;p
They NEED to replace their casting directors. JEESH!
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Hopefully, she sued the surgeon that created her nose.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
She got a facelift but forgot to get that lazy nostril lifted in the process?
Silly ho.
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Love that blaxploitation movie clip. I'd be willing to watch two hours of that saucy talk.
And the main trash talkin' ho--Lieutenant Ohura* from Star Trek: "Captain, I am hailing on all frequencies, but the Romulan ship is not responding... Now you B1ches get out there and make me some money!"
* I confirmed it on wicki: Nichelle Nichols.
She always looks like she's on the verge of a really heinous sneeze