Programming Note & Afternoon Crumbs

August 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Programming Note: This will probably be my last post of the day, because I’m flying to California in a few hours to do some Driving Miss Daisy shit. My mom had shoulder surgery and can’t operate a motor vehicle (OR SO SHE SAYS) so I have to chauffeur her around while she yells at me to not drive so fast and to count to 5 at every stop sign before hitting the gas. I’ll be doing this for the next 3 weeks. Fun!

My flight isn’t until tonight, but I’m leaving early since I’ve been told that the highways are full of Apocalypse-ready hos marching towards the safe lands. I know, perfect timing, especially since my apartment is in a mandatory evacuation zone. I’m not even trying to board shit. I’m taking my dog, the only t-shirt I wear and saying a prayer that Irene doesn’t break my favorite new bong. But anyway, fuck that bitch Irene, In-N-Out here I come! Now on to crumbs….

Andrew Garfield is so the Anne Archer to Jim Carrey’s Glenn CloseLainey Gossip

If Brit Brit was our history teacher, we’d all get As, because ho doesn’t know which letters come after that – The Superficial

Team Orange Flowers – Towleroad

Lacey Schwimmer or Brooke Hogan in a fun house mirror? – Hollywood Tuna

White Oprah’s sumptuous skin looks like old coke marinating in kitchen grease – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce’s new video looks like a commercial for House of Derriere’s new line of glitter lube – Celebitchy

Justin Theroux is putting Sugar Mama Aniston’s credit card to good use – Just Jared

Are you happy to see me or is that just an AAAAAAAAAAHHHH THAT’S A FUCKING SNAKE YOU CRAZY BITCH! – The Daily What

Man Down Code 10: Posh in flats – Popsugar

Peter Facinelli should always look like this – ICYDK

I’ll say it, KAT FIGHT! – Crunk + Disorderly

Knocked up Duff, take 1 – Popoholic

Knocked up Duff, take 2 – Hollywood Rag

Did Cee Lo explode on a solid gold disco ball or did a solid gold disco ball explode on Cee Lo? – Moe Jackson

RiRi’s new video sponsored by a Flip camera with no flash – The Berry

Pussy hole – Cityrag

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