Jim Carrey’s open video love letter to 22-year-old Emma Stone that launched a thousand restraining orders was meant as a joke, so says his publicist. A joke that he was completely serious about. When that mess came out, some said Jim was just doing comedy and others said that it was creepier than my fan fiction Skype sex with the Anderson Cooper cardboard cutout I set up in front of my other computer in the bedroom. Jim says it’s both serious and a joke! Jim’s rep said it’s a “comical love letter” and he explained it like this on Twitter:
Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru. www.jimcarreytrulife.com
People often ask me if i’m being funny or serious. The answer is “YES”. ?;^]
“It’s a comical love letter” is exactly what the #1 suspect in a girl’s disappearance would say after the FBI find a video like this on her hard drive. No. Again it’s just jokes. But before Jim is arrested for trespassing after he’s caught licking up “Emma Stone’s footsteps” from the welcome mat outside of her house, he needs to do something about it. By that I mean Jim needs to move to Ireland, glue a merkin to his chest, stock up on ass numbing cream and buy an Emma Stone mask for Sinead O’Connor to wear. Both of those horny hos need to get fucked so they might as well get fucked together.