The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 25th!

August 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Finally, a solution to the number one problem for men in America! A Urinal with Electronic GPS Guided Peen Control to prevent drips when wearing sandals. – loozer

Runners-up:

Empty Bladders and Happy Endings. That sound you hear is R. Kelly rushing to get that shit trademarked. – cs182

It has three different settings: Firm, Extra Firm, and Scientologist. – magusxxx

With her Jersey Shore dividends, Snooki can now afford this state of art midget super shower, complete with soaping – Emeriesan

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