Baby Brahim Is Just Checking

August 26, 2011 / Posted by:

The sea creatures of the South of France got a taste of piss from one of Madge’s babies yesterday when they just couldn’t hold it and had to make a pee in the Mediterranean Sea (SPOILER ALERT: It wasn’t Rocco, Mercy, Lourdes or David). At least I think Baby Brahim is trying to pinch his pee pee hole in that picture above. Or maybe he’s checking to make sure that Madge’s vadge only swallowed one huevo during the youth sucking ceremony from the night before. Probably the latter.

Madge took her entire family of BABIES!!! to Eden Roc yesterday and watched as they frolicked in the sea in their bathing suits while she was pretty much covered from the neck down. You can laugh all you want at how Madge is covering up her carcass the same way a fat kid covers up his titties during P.E. pool hour, but she is a damn genius.

You didn’t think a vampire cougar could openly laugh at the sun like that. That vampire cougar don’t care. The hardened mask of creamed fetuses over her face and that weird bathing outfit is making the sun her bitch. Try her, Antonia Gavilán de Logroño! Try her! I swear, Vampire Beehl could learn a thing or twenty from this bitch.

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