Baby Brahim Is Just Checking
The sea creatures of the South of France got a taste of piss from one of Madge's babies yesterday when they just couldn't hold it and had to make a pee in the Mediterranean Sea (SPOILER ALERT: It wasn't Rocco, Mercy, Lourdes or David). At least I think Baby Brahim is trying to pinch his pee pee hole in that picture above. Or maybe he's checking to make sure that Madge's vadge only swallowed one huevo during the youth sucking ceremony from the night before. Probably the latter.
Madge took her entire family of BABIES!!! to Eden Roc yesterday and watched as they frolicked in the sea in their bathing suits while she was pretty much covered from the neck down. You can laugh all you want at how Madge is covering up her carcass the same way a fat kid covers up his titties during P.E. pool hour, but she is a damn genius.
You didn't think a vampire cougar could openly laugh at the sun like that. That vampire cougar don't care. The hardened mask of creamed fetuses over her face and that weird bathing outfit is making the sun her bitch. Try her, Antonia Gavilán de Logroño! Try her! I swear, Vampire Beehl could learn a thing or twenty from this bitch.
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I think she still looks great.
He looks more like a suitable boyfriend for Lola than that old dried up hag. WTF is wrong with her hair? Did she mop the floor with it before leaving the house? She has transformed into a disgusting old witch and she's not aging well.
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Submitted by kylimayrow on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 6:16pm.
How many years has Madonna been in the game & people still take her for a dumb ho, please....
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That's an incredibly sensible theory. I wouldn't be surprised at all if you're right.
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Don't know how to spell narsacist but don't know how kids can grow up to be normal with a mother who is so up herself either. Yes, money is great and the daughter is used to having money. Who does she go to when she is having boy trouble when the mother would have no idea nor incentive to help her other than to say....give him to me, I'll give him a good seeing to then we can decide if he's worth going for..
Thanks Mom,good answer.Now I'll go and walk in front of a truck.......okay honey. I'll be home some time tomorrow. Babysit my guy while I'm seeing what the problem is with your guy.xx
Madonna had her time in the sun...the 80's was berry good to her. She was all about her sexuality then...I guess she's still trying to hang on.
The purpose of the black outfit is to cover her plastic surgery scars from the sun. She looks ridiculous - the outfit, the pathetically younger man who wouldn't possibly find her attractive sans the fat bank account. She's turning into the female Hugh Hefner.
How many years has Madonna been in the game & people still take her for a dumb ho, please.... You people really think she has these young boy toys as gigolo, sex partners?!? Madonna is a smart old trick she would never have any young,straight men around her family, all these boy toys are gay & probably a fucking riot to hang with. Madonna was a fruit fly in her youth hanging with the gays while coming up in NY city, you don't just loose that urge to have fun with the boys because your an old hag, no way. She probably is truly friends with these "boy toys" & has catty chats & shit talk session with them; while they reap the rewards of hanging with a mega star & being tabloid talk. It is all good, & you know Lourdes is loving having some catty chit chat too with these gays. All these fuckers are living the life, to be on that train for one day.
God -the old crow is ridiculous…
did anyone see those pics that got leaked of a photo shoot that she did with Baby Jesus-it was before the photo shop ho's had slaved over them…
Oy Vey -it was not attractive-thatd why shes wearing the full body armor the old hag….
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 2:29am.
I suspect it won't be the media who calls her fat, but her mom once she realizes that Lourdes looks way better than her
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Or she'll swing the other way and try to fatten Lourdes up so she really won't look better than Mom.
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i hate madonna more and more each day,. used to love her early eighties and nineties. came out in 83 84 seeing her in that damn wetsuit is just too much,.makes me stabbey. and that dude she is with is just plain ugly. there are plenty of good looking guys with a little color. go to puerto rico, bitch,.hes ugly as fuck to me.
Young dick does Madge good!
Lourdes body is amazing!
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:41pm.
I suspect it won't be the media who calls her fat, but her mom once she realizes that Lourdes looks way better than her.
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Submitted by pixxxie on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 2:09am.
Aww, he just likes to play with kiddies his own age. :)
Are we sure that these dudes aren't lourdes' boyfriends? I mean he looks completely happy when around the daughter.. however going to dinner with the old hag is a miserable experience.. the face tells all lol
i agree with what some of you said below -- it's because of the SUN
sunning makes skin age faster and aging is her NIGHTMAAAAARE so she has to cover up.
thinking of it, i kinda pitty her now. she's a slave of the way she looks (and mediocre music)
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Lourdes got her Mom's awesome curvy bod that she's worked most of her life to make muscular and hard. I wonder how long until someone in the media calls Lourdes "fat" and the eating disorder starts.
Madonna has become a dirty old child molester. Her daughter will probably roll with it but her son will be f*cked in the head from it. Men are very sensitive.
Oh Baby Brahim, you can rummage around in your pants all day long but you won't find you dignity hiding in there.
Madonna's dress in the latter pics is beautiful, and so is Lourdes. Maybe she should let Lourdes wear the dress.
dayum, lourdes got that puerto rican gene really good...go mama!!!!
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I'm not surprised that she's covered up. When she's onstage in her skimpy stuff, she's always wearing fishnets. She may be buff, but I bet she's veiny and bumpy and if she's as normal as every other woman her age, she doesn't have perfectly gorgeous taut and even-toned skin anymore. Just look at her face.
She may look fine in clothes but I bet she doesn't look all that lovely in a swimsuit with her bare skin hanging out and she knows it - and doesn't want to have the pictures floating around.
Madonna will curse that day when she just can't pull off looking "young."
Vadge looks sorta young in the photos of them going to dine in the evening.
I cannot hate on her remaining covered up there in the beach. I don't even care for seeing celebs in swimming gear(unless it's Henry Cavill, but if he gets his photo taken while swimming, it better be skinny dipping.)
The old bitch must be soooo jealous of Lordes!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 6:08pm.
Is it just me or is there something a bit 'off' about his face? He's cute at best, but not hot at all. And obviously totally gay.
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Facewise, he's got a case of the DURRRRs. Plus his chin is kinda weak, his tits are pointy and his thighs are fat.
I also think he's gay, but I do think Madonna forces him to do her anyway.
Covered up to protect her skin from sun damage. I think she looks damn fine for a woman who just turned 53!
I detest women who compete with their daughters.
If I didnt know who any of these pople were I'd guess he was Lourdes' boyfriend.
I would be horrified if my mom or dad were dating someone close to my age. I think I would start to rebel BIG time! But these kids are surrounded by showbiz types so maybe they handle it better?
Is it just me or is there something a bit 'off' about his face? He's cute at best, but not hot at all. And obviously totally gay.
Hanging out with such a young guy just makes you look old. She should hang out with Larry King, now that would make her look youthful!
very strange that Vadge dresses like a freaking Amish woman whilst at the beach, and like a freaking slut everywhere else...and what is up with this boy toy...really, he has a package that is easy to tell, but really embarassing that he looks like he would be better paired with Lourdes and Vadge...and btw, dating younger men makes you look desperate not sexy...but her face looks great..whatever dead fetuses she is using on her face I need some!!
WHY is she all covered up? Here's a woman who works out like mad and she can't feel good enough to show some skin? And how can she feel close to someone so young at her age? My husband and I are 13 years apart in age (me being older) but we've been together for 11 years and know each other. I can't imagine at my age now going after someone 20+ years younger and esp with having a teen age daughter.
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How much is Madge paying this new piece? He looks like he could be her daughter's boyfriend. Why is she showing off her cankles?
Come on, Madge! Teach that boy some manners! He's standing right next to your kid! UGH.
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For all the boob commentors..... have any of you seen the recent swimsuits out there? Damn near 95% are padded; not lined, but PADDED. It's ridiculous and super creepy to me (as the mother of a 14 year old daughter).
Submitted by MKFan on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 2:03pm.
If I were Madge i would keep an eye on my boytoy around my oldest daughter.
Except if he's PD, which seems like a possibility.
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Madonna can't win. If she wore a bathing suit everyone would be like "Ewwwwwwwww she's too old in out in public in a bathing suit!!" If she covers up it's like "Omggggggggg she's ashamed of her OLLLLD body!" Suck it bitches, Madonna's micro-biotic bean farts have a bigger net worth than most of you will ever see in your pathetic lives....HA! :p
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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 2:04pm.
I agree. I would be REALLY, REALLY CAREFUL.
It's not really appropriate to be yanking at your junk like that in public, ESPECIALLY in front of kids. Lourdes looks like she's thinking, "Ewwww, oh no you didn't! What kind of creep is this guy?"
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 3:21pm.
She's in her early-mid fifties.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 3:21pm.
And yet even though she's rich, I'm sure most if not all of us will end up happier, smarter, and on better terms with whatever kids we have.
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Never would have pegged Madonna to become the type to be obsessed with cosmetic procedures and trying to look young. What has she done to herself??? (A damn shame.) She can't be body conscious, and being compared to your daughter doesn't seem legit; she's in her 40s (or is she 50, yet?) and Lourdes is 14. Does she have surgical scars hiding from the sun, possibly??? Those have to be covered until they fade (or at least turn white).
When I look at Madge, I wonder if she ever just does anything spontaneously, you know, just for the fun of it? She is a total control freak, who probably plans every second, of every minute for her and the kids. She won't wear a normal bathing suit, because she's terrified that the sun will age her skin and her obsession is to stay as young looking as possible. But at what cost. And yeah, as Lil' Rascal said, she's got cankles.
Oh the indignity of it all. haha.
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Bull.Shit.
I don't find him attractive at all and what is her deal with dark skinned men and why is she wearing so many clothes on the beach? She must have an awful looking body. If I were her I'd keep her daughter away from the boyfriends because you just know they are lusting after Lourdes.
I gotta say, I like the dress she's wearing in the last photos. Madonna's always been such a strange chameleon. In one photo she'll look just horrid, and then the very next photo she looks great. It's the strangest thing.
I'm glad she takes her family out for fun times, including all five of her kids :)
har har, whatever, good for her. if you can get away with it, do it.
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Who uses more wax - Lourdes or Kim Kardashian?
...in those evening pics she looks like a bewitching combination of Norma Desmond, Baby Jane, and a post-menopausal Debbie Harry....
...BTW she must wear 10 layers of military strength UV/radiation blocker to keep her skin that shade of ghastly white...
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I'm surprised at how much body fat Lourdes has with all of that alleged macrobiotic shit being served in their house. She's cute though.
He just isn't cute at all, and they look creepy together where Lourdes is around.
I will admit I do like her evening dress in the end pics
I'm probably gonna get shit for this, but if I had four kids and I was seperated from the father/mother I'd be SO FUCKING careful, and wary about bringing another man/woman into the picture. The main pic of Ibrahim grabbing/scratching himself in front of a teenage Lourdes gives me the creeps. I know the guy is probably oblivious to what he is doing but nevertheless.
I don't have kids but if I did I would be so paranoid.
If I were Madge i would keep an eye on my boytoy around my oldest daughter.
I guess she's trying to look young and hip, but it makes her look old and desperate hanging around with this man child. It's creepy, and accentuates her veiny hands and pulled features.
What kind of F*CKERY is this?????