Hot Slut Of The Day
Okay, that headline should really be “Sad Loyal Friend Slut Who Will Make A Weird Unknown Liquid Pour Out Of Your Dry Eye Holes For The Very First Time of the Day.”
Navy SEAL, U.S. Petty Officer 1st Class Jon T. Tumilson died while serving his country on August 6th when Taliban insurgents took down his helicopter in Afghanistan and his funeral was held earlier this week in Rockford, Iowa. Jon’s dog Hawkeye came to the funeral, walked up to the casket and paid his final respects by lying down in front of it before letting out a sigh. Jon’s cousin Lisa, who took the picture, says that Hawkeye stayed on the floor for a while and refused to leave. There’s a video of Hawkeye’s sad goodbye, but it plays on an annoying loop and makes him look like he’s doing the wiggle.
If you need to uphold your reputation as a Styrofoam-hearted block of zero emotion then just tell everybody that your eyes look like that because you beat up an onion earlier for looking at you wrong. Or because you’ve been injecting liquid bath salts into your eye balls again. One of those.
via Buzzfeed