As Natural And Beautiful As Ever

August 25, 2011 / Posted by:

That trembling in your eye veins could only mean one thing: it’s Courtney Love! But you can tell your veins to settle down, because this post does not feature one of Courtney’s signature cracklatin-written Twitter rants that makes your monitor melt and your brain go into sleep mode. It’s just a regular picture post of Courtney Love at some book party event in NYC last night with some people who go to book party events.

I’m going to give Court some credit, because she actually looks like she didn’t put up a fight when the good hos at the health department gave her a monthly court-appointed bath in ammonia and Silkwood bath gel. So I’ll give her that. But bitch needs to press pause on whatever kind of nip and pull shit she’s doing to her face. Ho has got the Liza Minnellis. It’s like her eyeballs are tired of the SUCIO shit her head is showing them so they are trying to slowly quit that bitch by sneaking out the side exit. If they get any further apart, she can wear them as earrings.

Bitch kind of looks like one of those bulging eye guppies. I just want to throw fish flakes at her and knock on the glass in front of her even though the sign on her aquarium tells me not to.

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