Afternoon Crumbs

August 25, 2011 / Posted by:

All Katy Perry needs is a Latina assistant named Carla, a Frapp-stained pooch named London and her Spearsformation is complete! – Hollywood Tuna

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Gatsby hair looks like my mom’s hair in the 80s when she tried to give herself an Ogilvie home perm – Lainey Gossip

The Other Juicy Delicious’ chest must be jealous of his gorilla brows for having more hair than it does – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan is quickly becoming that “I’ll Suck Yo Dick” crackhead from Menace II SocietyThe Superficial

A dumb malnourished ho is a dumb malnourished ho – Celebitchy

The plastic wedding swan goes for a walk… – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Carol Channing looks like cold shit without her wig on – The Berry

Chicken Cutlets laughs at this – The Daily What

Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini because you haven’t seen Victoria Silvestedt in a bikini a million times before – Hollywood Rag

My Divorced Brady – I’m Not Obsessed

I want to butter my Wonder Bread toast with Gerard Butler’s hair – Just Jared

PAGING HURRICANE IRENE! PAGING HURRICANE IRENE! Your life-wrecking services are needed in the Amalfi Coast – Popsugar

Correction: Vanessa Hudgens gets a ticket for looking like Kris Jenner Popoholic

Another gold digger victory – ICYDK

Needs more Chuck NorrisVideogum

Suze Orman’s got some competition – Cityrag

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