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August 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Scott McGillivray, master Canadian carpenter, basement apartment sorcerer and the host of HGTV’s Income Property!

On every episode of my new favorite form of HGTV heroin Income Property, Scott McGillivray goes into a part of a Canadian homeowner’s house and transforms it from the dark-sided decaying site of Satanic rituals where the concrete floor is still stained with the blood of Precious into the nicest Ikea showroom your ass ever did see! Every time I watch that shit, I feel like I’ve been transported back into the mid-90s since Scott looks like if one of the dudes from 98 Degrees was turned into a Disney cartoon prince and then turned back into a human. It’s that boy band hair.

When Scott massages his luscious locks with L.A. Looks (or since he’s Canadian, Winnipeg Looks) and blows it dry in front of one of the air conditioning vent (he built himself with just a fork, an old shopping cart and a dream) stand back and hold up your hands. That’s when miracles happen. That’s when Scott exorcises the gross out of your death basement of nightmares and turns it into a shiny brand new apartment you can rent out for $800 a month (just ignore the voices talking in tongues and the subtle scent of burnt goat bones).

If that cartoon spark twinkling off of Scott’s glistening white teeth in the picture above (I know you see it) still hasn’t convinced you of his magical and charming powers, watch this 9-minute long video of him titled “Is Scott_McGillivray Gay?” Scott is obviously coming out of the closet by hugging two dudes at the end of the clip. Scott is married to Belle from Beauty and the Beast, but that means nothing! So gay. Any grown man who throws a prince charming smile while his clothed nipples are practically touching another dude’s clothed nipples is obviously using one of his income properties as a down low gay love cave.

Or maybe Prince Scott just has a lot of love to give. I want to get Scott to turn my mom’s 20-square-foot backyard shed into a rent-able apartment so I can get a hug at the end. Seal it with a hug.

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