Afternoon Crumbs

Mila Kunis' comment was stupid but not that harmful. Come on guys, stop being so PC.

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In other news, Sara Gilbert, cocreator and cohost of the daytime talk show The Talk, has broken up with her partner, Allison Adler.

Every time I hear about the disintegration of a gayelle love affair my heart breaks a little. :(

*Insert Jamaican accent* CamerMON Diaz.

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For your health.

Oops. My roommate forgot to sign off and I wrote the comments under his name. XP

Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:33pm.

Believe me, I have Blockbuster Queue to keep myself occupied from reality TV. And I do other stuff as well. So you can credit me as one of the last few genuine human beings not feeding into reality TV.

Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:12pm.

The difference between the two is that Mila Kunis is just goddamn annoying. Megan Fox is more low-key and sufferable (yes, there's a difference). That said, I agree, I'm getting sick of Mila. I love Family Guy, but that role she has is the world's worst running gag. Give me Stewie Griffin's homosexual tendencies over parental abuse disguised as a laugh riot any day of the week.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:54pm.

It's gonna be a cold day in hell until Paris and Kim's 15 minutes of fame dry up. Like I said on that recent story about "Professor Whore Face", the public has an insane fascination with people who are either trainwrecks or just plain scum-of-the-earth human beings. So, until we find the cause of why these celebutards still exists, look for a year or two more of why we're due for another attack from the Middle East.

I don't believe for a minute that Christina hit her son. Little kids get hurt. When I was little, I pulled a heavy clock down on my head. I also fell on ice, hit my face, and needed stitches above my eye. I'm 33 now and I fell and skinned my knee like a little kid last month.

In other news, Sara Gilbert, cocreator and cohost of the daytime talk show The Talk, has broken up with her partner, Allison Adler.

Gilbert began dating the television producer and writer in 2001. The duo plan on sharing custody of their two children, son Levi, 6, and daughter Sawyer, 4.

Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:23pm.
Christina is threatening to sue. So proud.
-----------------------------------------------Implying that a mother has abused her child just because said child has some bruises is all kinds of not right but...what the hell kind of lawyer uses all-caps???

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Good question. All I know is, that was real, because MTO confirmed they received it and re worded the post.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:23pm.
Christina is threatening to sue. So proud.
-----------------------------------------------Implying that a mother has abused her child just because said child has some bruises is all kinds of not right but...what the hell kind of lawyer uses all-caps???
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LOL! An attention-grabbing one? In CA, I think there's a privilege (even a professional duty) to report suspected child abuse. You can't be sued fer it. (You can be if you just publish the false deets to sell a paper or mag.)

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You can sure for slander & false allegations. Max fell down in a park and hurt himself. Christina wasn't even there at the time and there are witness that can confirm that in a court if they have to.

“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max

Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:23pm.
Christina is threatening to sue. So proud.
-----------------------------------------------Implying that a mother has abused her child just because said child has some bruises is all kinds of not right but...what the hell kind of lawyer uses all-caps???
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LOL! An attention-grabbing one? In CA, I think there's a privilege (even a professional duty) to report suspected child abuse. You can't be sued fer it. (You can be if you just publish the false deets to sell a paper or mag.)

Cameron looks like Brooke Hogan knocked up with the Hulk's baby.

Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.

I wonder when will this trend manly soaked-in-steroids women be over. Things are so extreme these days: extremely fat, extremely ano, extremely manly. Ugh!.

When people find a productive hobby or better taste in TV shows, these tacky reality TV crap will fade forever. In the meantime, say hello to crap like Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, etc.

I see the Smiths' publicists went into overdrive. I don't get the point in covering up, it's not like they are huge and people give a shit about them.

Aguilera's camp can claim all they want, but this chick hasn't given much of a crap about her kid for such a long time. Seems like all she cares about is her drink and her gold digger. She may have not hit the kid herself, but I highly doubt she's in top condition to take care of him.

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You're telling me the Kartrashian wedding wasn't a tasteful, small, intimate ceremony at city hall? huh. You learn something new.

I don't think Mila's comment was offensive, as much as it was astoundingly stupid.

As for the VMAs, I have a better idea...why not just not have them at all. We all know Gaga's going to win everything anyway, maybe Mumford & Sons will win like one award. Waste of everyone's time.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:28pm.
Some jackass entertainment reporter kept calling Kim and Kris Humpries "The Kardashians". As in "The Kardashians won't be taking a honeymoon because of their tight schedule"... Did he take HER name?

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I'll bet you he did! So they can be All KKKKKKK all the fuckkkkkkkkking time.

Was her nephew Mason Dixon in this three-ring hootenanny????

ETA: They are calling him Lurch Middleton on that link's comment section: giggle. Imma gonna refer to her as KHump.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:23pm.
Christina is threatening to sue. So proud.
-----------------------------------------------Implying that a mother has abused her child just because said child has some bruises is all kinds of not right but...what the hell kind of lawyer uses all-caps???

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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

I never wished anyone dead before, but I really do wish the KockROACHian family would die in a plane crash and we would be done with them and their fakeness forever.

Parasite Hilton's show being cancelled I think deserves it's own thread as this is a milestone I think in this publicity-whore-reality-show phenomenon. Would this not make her officially "over"? And then you got the story of that fat Armenian bride right below her, ticking right at her 14:00 of fame.

Parasite gets her own show where she promises to "grow up" and show the world what a businesswoman she is, and it gets cancelled and written up as a huge flop. Yep, I'm happy. No wonder she was in no mood for the monkey wedding.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:23pm.
"Christina is threatening to sue. So proud."
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What the fuck?

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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)

Cameron is too muscular now. It's so ugly when women have man arms and thighs....which she does.

It's all A-Roids fault...he loooooves him some muscle-y wimins!!

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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"

It's been 16 years since "Clueless" came out??? Damn i feel so old now :(
Nice to see them reunite... although, besides Amber the picture is missing Tai too :(

Christina is threatening to sue. So proud.

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0824_christina_2.pdf

“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max

Officially over Mila Kunis.
She's getting to be as bad as Megan Fox

Submitted by parissucksliterally: "THEY LEFT KRIS HUMPHRIES OFF THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE. That shows what a farce this marriage is!"

Yup. And as I mentioned down there, one reporter referred to the newlyweds as "The Kardashians". How insulting. I really really really hope one of the Humphries clan writes a tell-all.

And SOME DAY, we will stop hearing about them. Remember when it was all Paris Hilton, all the time? And we wished she'd go away? And then she did? This, too, will happen with the Kardashians. Some day. There will come a new face with new bullshit, and she will be an annoying twat princess. But I will welcome her with open arms.

Thanks sweetas xoxoxo
roll, lmao! oh, the good ole days...

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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.

Cam looks really good in that pic, and I think her body is solid. CTH she's not preggers, it's for a "roll". *thinks about doing push-ups when I get home, eats Oreos instead*

I think her body is banging. It's her face that's the problem.

Wow, you know, kids will fall. my son had an epic scalp cut after he divebombed into the computer desk. shit happens. it's sad that you get accused of shit like that, even tho you know that the hospital staff would have been on that like wet underwear if it looked hinky..
and diaz is preg?

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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 4:04pm.

*in my Xerxes from 300 voice*

For I am kind.

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lmfao i use those lines all the time too!

Gahhh, I KNEW that dork would be the next Bachelor. I honestly don't know why shit is still on...it's sooo bad (even though I watch it because nothing else comes on Mondays) *hides*
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Douchechill!

There are nor words for how ANGRY I am that ANYONE would accuse Christina of hitting her son.

Christina should sue anyone who even suggests that bullshit.

“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max

Submitted by MIRROR BORE on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:32pm.

Will and Jada are on some stunt queen shit. Please go away and take your brats with you.

Can't the U.N. do something about the Kardashian threat? It's time to send a coalition of the willing into to Calabasas to shut that shit down. Feel free to waterboard the lot of 'em!!!

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Would you prefer your Kardashian massacre alla Waco, TX or Jonestown?
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Just Guantanamo Bay 'em. Contained and neutralized with all the Froot Loops and Doritos you can eat.

*in my Xerxes from 300 voice*

For I am kind.

The 1999 VMA's were epic. They should have stopped having them since it was all downhill from there.

I thought MTV didn't show music videos anymore. Why are they even bothering with this joke anyway?

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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11

I always thought Cam had the best body in Hollywood, hands-down. I think she's pretty naturally athletic and it shows.

Sarah Smile

Cam Diaz is so buff and all, but she still has a roll of skin/fat hanging over her top at the back? How the fuck is that even possible? And to me personally she no longer looks attractive in the body- have always hated her dumb face but used to love the bod, but now? Ugh, a man. For real. That's a man.

this is great-
"You know how millions of dollars were spent on the wedding? None of it went towards getting the Humphries family to California. They paid for their own economy class tickets."

of course..............

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I'm happy that Ray-J's admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they're both already imprisoned--one in jail, one in the closet.
- IDLYITW

Damn another inane reality show curbed...This can only mean one thing, MORONS HAVE TURNED OFF THEIR TV SETS AND ARE BREEDING AGAIN...

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F*ck youth, how about a fountain of smart..

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:32pm.

Will and Jada are on some stunt queen shit. Please go away and take your brats with you.

Can't the U.N. do something about the Kardashian threat? It's time to send a coalition of the willing into to Calabasas to shut that shit down. Feel free to waterboard the lot of 'em!!!

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Would you prefer your Kardashian massacre alla Waco, TX or Jonestown?

Cameron diaz seems so masculine..it's weird seeing her play pregnant. Is she gay and in the closet? Totally get that vibe from her

I hope ABC pulls some bronco busters on that fucking bachelor cause he is butt-uglay.

According to Hustler, Rihanna and J-Cole have a sex tape.

Will and Jada are on some stunt queen shit. Please go away and take your brats with you.

Can't the U.N. do something about the Kardashian threat? It's time to send a coalition of the willing into to Calabasas to shut that shit down. Feel free to waterboard the lot of 'em!!!

THEY LEFT KRIS HUMPHRIES OFF THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE. That shows what a farce this marriage is!

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I'm happy that Ray-J's admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they're both already imprisoned--one in jail, one in the closet.
- IDLYITW

Some jackass entertainment reporter kept calling Kim and Kris Humpries "The Kardashians". As in "The Kardashians won't be taking a honeymoon because of their tight schedule"... Did he take HER name?

I feel bad for the Humphries family - can you imagine being related by marriage to that grifty crew? Jesus God. If Kris H were my son, I'd have slapped him silly for getting mixed up with those assholes. Then I'd slip him a mickey and get him a nice vasectomy while he was unconscious. Oh yes I would.

....and there is our daily dose of schmuckdom from boston 61.

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I'm happy that Ray-J's admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they're both already imprisoned--one in jail, one in the closet.
- IDLYITW

I'll bet this makes her want to have her lover (I mean user) Ales's baby.