Afternoon Crumbs

August 23, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

In possibly related news, a street pole is now pregnant – I’m Not Obsessed

Puppies around the Mimi pole – Lainey Gossip

I vote Papa Bear’s back tattoo off the island – Towleroad

Dear Vanessa Hudgens, Deedee Magno from the Mickey Mouse Club called, she wants her 1991 wardrobe back – Hollywood Tuna

You know you’re doing something right when you look like a Toddlers & Tiaras beauty queen in the swimsuit portion of a pageant – Hollywood Rag

Hot Helen Mirren being hot – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I feel like I need to be face-numbing stoned or wearing an ironic t-shirt to fully enjoy OK Go’s Muppet Theme Song video – The Berry

Why does Milla Jovovich looks like she has a knee growing out of her thigh? – The Superficial

George Michael and Kenny Goss broke up two years ago – Celebitchy

When desperate bitches ask their desperate friends to send out a desperate Tweet to desperately save their job – Just Jared

The Disney princesses (sans Zac Efron) sing their sequins off – The Daily What

Something tells me the earthquake had a lot to do with that herd of elephants and army of tow trucks trying to get JLo out of those leather pants – Popoholic

Just here for the PUPPY in a basket!!!! – Popsugar

ANGIE JO’S FACE – ICYDK

21 Marilyn Monroe tattoos that are less shitty than Megan Fox’s – Cityrag

Swipethemagnets speaks for me today – Videogum

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