Afternoon Crumbs
In possibly related news, a street pole is now pregnant - I'm Not Obsessed
Puppies around the Mimi pole - Lainey Gossip
I vote Papa Bear's back tattoo off the island - Towleroad
Dear Vanessa Hudgens, Deedee Magno from the Mickey Mouse Club called, she wants her 1991 wardrobe back - Hollywood Tuna
You know you're doing something right when you look like a Toddlers & Tiaras beauty queen in the swimsuit portion of a pageant - Hollywood Rag
Hot Helen Mirren being hot - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I feel like I need to be face-numbing stoned or wearing an ironic t-shirt to fully enjoy OK Go's Muppet Theme Song video - The Berry
Why does Milla Jovovich looks like she has a knee growing out of her thigh? - The Superficial
George Michael and Kenny Goss broke up two years ago - Celebitchy
When desperate bitches ask their desperate friends to send out a desperate Tweet to desperately save their job - Just Jared
The Disney princesses (sans Zac Efron) sing their sequins off - The Daily What
Something tells me the earthquake had a lot to do with that herd of elephants and army of tow trucks trying to get JLo out of those leather pants - Popoholic
Just here for the PUPPY in a basket!!!! - Popsugar
ANGIE JO'S FACE - ICYDK
21 Marilyn Monroe tattoos that are less shitty than Megan Fox's - Cityrag
Swipethemagnets speaks for me today - Videogum
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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:11pm.
JapJay: What was DeeDee like? I was a HUGE MMC fan. Did you go to school with any of the other kids?
She was quiet, sweet and awkward but already an amazing singer. I think she left sometime during or before 8th grade. When we all heard the news that she got MMC, we were happy for her. I thought it was a bit surprising because she was so shy and she was going to be on TV but she was great.
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
Submitted by the_shari-est on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 4:53pm.
Bring back the longer hair from Season 1 please and thanks.
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Love Askars on True Blood and agree totally about the longer hair.
Amen to that Dementa
Is Angelina lying about her age, because she doesn't look 35 or 36, she looks just shy of 40. but chronic starvation, face fuckery, and 6 kids will do that to you.
isn't remini a scientologist? can't they just do some cult type shit and get her another gig? push come to shove, she can ask Nancy Cartwright (bart's voice) for some $. she just gave them (scientology) $10mil.
and jlo's kids are no great shakes, they're actually mini his and her's skeletors. its ok now because they're little. but once they grow up....
let's just say they'll have amazing metabolisms
Sorry, don't get Skarsgard's appeal. I mean, he ain't ugly, but he's neither ruggedly manly or pretty. Just sort of blah.
Leah Remini's career can bake in hell for all I care. She's loud, annoying and bitchy. If I want that, I'll go to the mall.
And sorry, JeLo's daughter is really homely in every way. Her mom seems to be encouraging that homeliness by dressing her in a cheap floral sack.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
MK seems obsessed with Alexandra Skarsgard but to us she is an annoying, nelly - and quite ordinary - homosexual!
I would hit it.
I'm glad to see I'm not the only D-lister that realizes Angie Blo has messed up her face. Google pics of her Gia days, etc...back when she was legitimately beautiful. Her face was softer (not angular, no huge jawline) with full, but not overstuffed lips and a round and imperfect nose.
For the past ten years she has morphed into a "perfect" featured alien, all angles and tightly pulled skin. The same look Professor Whoreface emulates. Freaky and sad. Hollywood is a special kind of crazy.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Tom & Gisele's kid is hella cute. No surprises there.
He looks like a young Bruce Jenner in that picture (circa his Olympic glory days).
JapJay: What was DeeDee like? I was a HUGE MMC fan. Did you go to school with any of the other kids?
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 5:35pm.
HAHA!... i love the muppet version!!
OT: what thread is this?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I don't get the appeal of this guy aside from the body. *hides*
Jesus Angelina would it kill ya to put some fruit on your plate?
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
The Muppet & OK GO video was cute, but here is my favorite Muppet video. Prepare to Rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
DeeDee Magno?! I went to junior high with her.
And high school with Mario Lopez.
I've done nothing with my life. lol
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
Angelina Jolie's face is panfuly frozen and/or pulled tight. It doesn't matter, this twat can't act so she doesn't need any facial expressions. Either way, she'll be more able to do her stupid smug smirk. She looks like a demented clown.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Is Angie's cheek implant trying to escape? And agree with Lucifer-Sam, no way that top lip is natural...it's all lumpy looking just like Lisa Rinna's.
Poor Askars looks like such a doof outside of True Blood. Bring back the longer hair from Season 1 please and thanks.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Angelina has some freakazoid ears!
Why would anyone find Jordan attractive is beyond me- she's so leathery and plastic-fantastic looking it's funny.
Love Helen's dress. Want.It.Now.
In certain photos .. he resembles a very young Viggo ... which is good enough for me.
Derp. I still don't get it. He looks so stoopid. *picks nose*
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I am so into Askars all of a sudden.
I am beginning to get the impression that Alexander is a dolt.
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 4:06pm.
Any hater needs to check out True Blood, the stuff wet homoerotic dreams are made of.
Okay, I might have to check out this show now!
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
With all that money, you'd think Angelina could buy herself some earlobes.
Angie's looking beat. that annorexia lets you keep your looks only so long.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Angie Jo's lookin' rough.
Puppy in a basket! That's the best part of that picture. LOL
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
Askars looks a bit..um..special here. He is generally a steaming hot mountain of a man. Any hater needs to check out True Blood, the stuff wet homoerotic dreams are made of.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I *hope* I look half as good as Helen Mirren does, by the time I reach her age!
I got more trembling in my nethers from the earthquake today than from that guy.
Personally he doesn't do it for me but to each her or his own.
{{shrugs}}
"In possibly related news, a street pole is now pregnant." lol MK.
Oh, Askars. If anyone could get an inanimate object pregnant, it would be him.
Sorry double post?
#saveleahandholly????? Really? LMAO! People care that much about The Talk?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Vanessa Hudgens, I thought you were Kris Jenner!
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I'm happy that Ray-J's admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they're both already imprisoned--one in jail, one in the closet.
- IDLYITW
ASkars: Butterface if I ever saw one.
Holy motherfucker what has Angelina Jolie done to her face? And there is no fucking way that upper lip is natural.
Alexander Skarsgaard. Delicious, absolutely delicious. And I just know that he's hung.
Number one why is Katie Price slutting around in Spain by the pool without her hot mo-delle Argentinian piece doing the same and Number two JLo's three year old daughter looks hilariously like a 35 year old midget, er, little person.
Michael - I need to marry you. Anyone who will make a DeeDee Mango reference needs to be in my life.
Mimi's dogs- Jack, Jack Jr, and Jack Jr Jr.....she names them all Jack! I thought she was supposed to be creative?
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I'm happy that Ray-J's admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they're both already imprisoned--one in jail, one in the closet.
- IDLYITW