Things That Will Exist: PETA PORN
Just when you thought PETA's bowels had no more turnip shit craziness (the vegan equivalent of bat shit) to push out, they have squatted low, got deep and pushed out a giant ridiculous mound of terrifying WTFness. We already know that PETA really stands for Pimping Equalparts Tits and Ass since they use the message of "don't be mean to the animals" to give us tofu titties and soy snatch, but now they're taking things hardcore. PETA tells HuffPo that they are putting together a porn site and have already bought the domain Peta.xxx. For those of you kinky veganphiles out there who think that you will finally get a site full of cauliflower puree facials and dairy-free cream pies, you will be disappointed.
PETA says that there will be shots of simple fucking, but they're also going to throw in shots of animals getting tortured. So yeah, you know how hos say that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten? Well, now you'll get to see that kitten getting killed after you beat your meat. This brings a whole new meaning to choking the chicken.
This is how those crazies at PETA put it:
"We live in a 24 hour news cycle world and we learn the racy things we do are sometimes the most effective way that we can reach particular individuals. We really want to grab people's attention, get them talking and to question the status quo and ultimately take action, because the best way we can help the greatest number of animals is simply by not eating them.PETA's sexy side displayed in galleries and videos will quickly give way to the sinister world of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group’s hidden camera investigations in a very different kind of graphic content.
There will be a lot of girl and boy next door content, but we haven't ruled out celebrities on the site as well. People who are extraordinarily dedicated to helping animals and who are willing to do whatever it takes to draw attention to the suffering they endure."
PETA gets a congratulatory taint slap for fully embracing what they're really good at (aka whoring out tits), but do they know what they're really doing besides busting out the most horrifying STUNT QUEEN move ever? I mean, shots of porn vegans making tofu butter with their crotches mixed with shots of a baby seal getting clubbed? While most of us will stain our keyboards with lube by fapping to ANY other porn site but PETA's, the soon-to-be serial killers of the world have just found their new heaven. "I wish there was a site like that when I was growing up!" - Charles Manson
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This is so effing stupid....makes me hate PETA even more. They started off with a good agenda and now they're using porn to show off pictures of mutilated animals and stuff? Creepy is an understatement of this fuckery.
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they want to eradicate all bull dogs as well
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 9:53am.
If any dog should be wiped off this earth it's bull terriers of every variety.
With this idea they have pretty much killed the last shred of credibility they had left.
well Peta is a famewhore organization that kills 90% of the animals they "rescue", they also believe in getting rid of some species of animals such as the dachshunds dogs, and they hire the lowest nastiest celebrities to start in their ads, whats not to love?
I am sending all my paychecks to PETA from now on, I cant help myself.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Ahhh, yes, wonderful!! PETA will sexually exploit women, while at the same time decrying cruelty to animals.
Beastiality snuff films? That's some fucked up shit.
*strokes the furry wall*
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Fuck PETA, nothing less than propaganda. If you care and can donate to an authentic animal charity the Humane Society/Canada or USA and INTL. is the way to go.
http://www.humanesociety.com/
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IIRC, this was the last campaign where they featured an actual wild animal, and it's already a few years old!
http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2008/12/09/khloe-kardashian-w...
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So NOW PETA wants you to beat your meat?
Sooooo confusing the messages they are sending!
Seriously though, PETA sux!
Today, I'm going to eat an extra serving of meat in honor of PETA.
Will. Not. Watch.
I agree. PETA has lost any and all credibility they once had.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
wtf
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Today, I'm going to eat an extra serving of meat in honor of PETA.
This is why PETA has absolutely no credibility at all. They wonder why they are a laughing stock with this fuckery?
I'm going to choke MY chicken in protest!
PETA makes me want to go eat a giant hamburger.
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you know how hos say that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten? Well, now you'll get to see that kitten getting killed after you beat your meat. This brings a whole new meaning to choking the chicken.
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Hahaha great puns MK
I remember the old days when PETA was a somewhat respected organization. I was even a member.
They've really have lost their senses and dignity. What a joke they've become.
You know you are what you eat and if we start right now Raul could be you by lunchtime!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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well fuck me. You all know I love me some porn but what kind of twisted mind even thinks of this shit???
I feel sick.
This is why every vegan I know hates PETA. I’m convinced that they’re not a real organization, it’s just some annoying publicity stunt that’s managed to last for years.
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You know I ma reading the PETA cook book right now always looking for ways to reduce animal protein, and it just aint that good..they maybe should just stop, crappy porn, crappy cooks.
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