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August 22, 2011 / Posted by:

The Spaghetti-Pasta-Noodle Fork, because eating sketti is hard! Now, I’m sure most of you just dunk your face into a big bowl of spaghetti and nom nom nom until all that’s left are those gross tomato sauce chunks that look like period berries, because operating a fork and spoon at the same time forces your brain parts to work a little. Who the hell wants that? So Bob Balow invented a twirling pasta fork that is so easy that even your drunk ass can use it while deep-throating an Olive Garden endless breadstick with the other hand (I think).

But you know as much as this pasta noodle fork is going to CHANGE LIVES, I still think that the best way to eat spaghetti is to liquify it with a half bottle of Absolut Cheddar and then suck it all up through a hallowed Parmesan stick straw. That’s basically how the Italians do it.

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