Even Children Know That January Jones Is An Ice Cold Ice Queen
Score another point for January Jones as the Ice Cold Cunt Queen of the Century! (Heather Mills, you better peg a baby bunny in the face before JJ passes you up.) January Jones, the crab apple of my pink eye, has dared to throw hate at the human Fozzie Bear Zach Galivakankanawhatever and said that the high school girls ignored the words of Kelly LeBrock and hated JJ because she's beautiful.
And now January's former TV son is telling TV Guide (via Access Hollywood) in so many words that she's about as warm as getting a crushed ice enema in the freezer room of a North Woods. This is what Jared Gilmore, who left his role on Mad Men for another show, had to say when TV Guide asked him to give some advice to the boy who will replace him as Bobby Draper:
“Be careful around January [Jones]. She’s not as approachable as the others. She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.”
Children are usually straight up, so when a kid thinks you're a bitch, you're a for real bitch from the bottom of the B to the top of the H. Add January Jones' name to the list of things kids hate next to forest witches and sashimi. January should be proud. That's like getting a stamp of bitch authenticity.
I can't wait until January births out a block of ice that the doctors will have to chip at with a chisel to pull out her baby, because she's going to be the best mother ever. And by that I mean her kid is going to write the best sequel to Mommie Dearest ever.
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Best advice ever. I'm usually against calling some woman I don't know a bitch but what a fucking cunt.
I hope Mad Men kills this bitch off soon. Can't stand her. The girl who plays Sally is a better actress than this piece of cardboard.
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What a nice boy!!!! Already so diplomatic by saying "she’s really serious about what she does" instead of saying what a fucking cunt she is!!! Nice boy!!!!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
He was the third kid to play the part...and the only one to make it more than a season
I believe the kid used "approachable". My nephew is 10, and had those type of words on his spelling and reading comprehension tests all last year. He goes to a regular old public school and isn't considered gifted.
So...having a kid actor (who I guessing has a good command of the English language), use "approachable" in a sentence correctly isn't
that big of a stretch.
Also think Ms. JJ is a total beast on the set.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Oh yea, I'd be serious about my work especially since I screwed half of Hollywood for this cable network part,.and now knocked up with a bastard child...i'd be pretty serious too
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"Ah. In the USA, where you are still considered a child until you are 17-years-364-days old, now 11 year old brats are taken seriously when they talk about adults."
As MK argued, children are often the most believable reporters of adult conduct, i.e. no filter.
Of course, if your child comes to you and tells you an adult has been inappropriate with them, I'm sure you'll just side-eye them and tell them to hush up. Right?
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Ah. In the USA, where you are still considered a child until you are 17-years-364-days old, now 11 year old brats are taken seriously when they talk about adults.
That's unquestionably a progress for this mighty land on her way toward political equality.
If you're not comfortable with kids, you can just pretend they're adults. My mom had a friend who really wasn't comfortable with kids and she just talked to us as if we were already grown up. We LOVED it. (She had a son who called her by her first name, not "Mom". He turned out to be very successful and they have a great relationship now. Unconventional parenting done right.)
Once kids are about seven or so, they don't care to be treated as children, per se. I mean, you're not going to tell them about the hot piece of ass you scored last night, but you can talk to them about what's happening in Libya or what they think of President Obama or if they think Kim Kardashian's wedding was too much. They have surprisingly complex ideas and thoughts.
FWIW, I really like most kids. They are incredibly interesting (and FUNNY) if you engage them.
With her limited acting skills, cunty attitude, and the fact that everyone in the world hates her, her 15 minutes will be up as soon as Mad Men is over. Count on it.
To blather a bit more on the topic, it seems very different how child actors fare in cinema as opposed to television .. or maybe it's just the times and rise of greed and cheapness everywhere .. I mean, the Hollywood where young Hayley Mills made the Parent Trap, vs. the Hollywood where young Lindsay Lohan did .. hugely different in every way, and not for the better
In general when you have a real artist, the kids who they worked with have nothing but good recollections (e.g. Sound of Music kids with St. Julie, a million others).
I never got Mad Men, saw one episode and didn't give a fuck.
January Jones, the boringest "pretty" ever. And if that's her actual name, she should sue her fucking parents.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
"I'm a mother and I treat other children with kindness.I don't reserve it just for my own children."
Oh, my God - thank you! I find that disconnect completely bizarre. Also, what does that demonstrate to your own children. Hell, I'm even nicer to children now that I have my own, but I digress.
Please note that the kid DISTINGUISHED JJ from the other actors on the set. Apparently, Jon Hamm, Elisabeth Moss, Christina Hendricks, Vincent Kartheiser, et al. can manage to do a great job and be decent to the kids on the set. It is not that difficult.
I wouldn't be surprised if the "takes her job seriously" and "unapproachable" language did come from an adult who witnessed JJ be an utter cunt to this kid. That said, I don't think "unapproachable" is beyond the ken of a precocious ten or eleven year old kid.
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Victor Garber, is that you?
the crab apple of my pink eye
from the bottom of the B to the top of the H
it's not easy being a cunt
More MK perfection for the ages ..
It should be said about Joan Crawford, she was very warm and supportive toward Ann Blyth on the set of Mildred Pierce .. there's a YT of Ann recollecting it, which I'm too lazy to link ..
Anybody who wouldn't go out of their way to make a kid that age feel comfortable or at least noticed, that's just messed up.
Oh and please people, stop throwing poop over stupid personal bullshit on these threads. Saves scrolling, thx. Also get off my lawn.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I really have trouble liking January Jones. I already hate that shrew, selfish cunt Betty Draper, and of course there is perpetually mounting evidence to support that Jones in fact IS that character. Plus, her name is fucking JANUARY JONES. She sounds like a Bond character, and I'm talking from, like, the worst Roger Moore James Bond film you can imagine.
I really do prefer NICE celebrities. Why can't everyone just be cool?
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Devil's advocate.
Being nice to a kid isn't parenting, it's manners...being a professional pretended isn't an intense craft, whore just reads her line and makes herself believe it....being a cunt is just her rancid personality but she's the one with a bastard in her so sucks for her and her unborn kid...bitch has a severe case of man face like Spaz de la Puta
It's hard to picture some women as mothers but I hope the experience changes her for the better. I couldn't picture Jessica Alba as a mom but I think it did wonders for her and her personality. I just pray January won't go the Joan Crawford route....
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You never fail to disappoint with your idiotic posts.
Sad thing is, you couldn't find a woman to trap you into a relationship, much less bear you a child to keep you from fucking someone else. Hell any woman high enough to marry you, would be praying for you to fuck someone else once her sanity returned.
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Co-sign !!!!:-)
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 5:24am.
"You never fail to disappoint with your idiotic posts."
I can say the same about u. Truth hurts, moron?
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LOL! The truth, as you see it, is laughable.
Nothing you could say about me would be the least bit hurtful, as you would have to matter to me in order for it to bother me.
You are simply too stupid and too insignificant to even give another moment to.
Enjoy your day troglodyte!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 5:14am.
oh, ya gotta watch out for those espressos!... wake up grinding your teeth, i tell ya!... *refills white russian cup, lights cig*... yeah, i know healthy living!LOL!
OT: still don't care!
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"You never fail to disappoint with your idiotic posts."
I can say the same about u. Truth hurts, moron?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 4:50am.
ding, ding, ding!!!
cupcake comin' out swingin' this morn!!
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Frosting is flying!
Why, oh why did I go out last night????? WHY?????????
No, there was no drinking or drugs involved, just lots of food, too much expresso and too many chatty folks. UGH!
ding, ding, ding!!!
cupcake comin' out swingin' this morn!!
OT: meh, what the hell do i care?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 3:24am.
JENNIFER GARDNER's guts full of 3rd retard. An idiot woman's way to think that can keep her man from fucking smb else...
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You never fail to disappoint with your idiotic posts.
Sad thing is, you couldn't find a woman to trap you into a relationship, much less bear you a child to keep you from fucking someone else. Hell any woman high enough to marry you, would be praying for you to fuck someone else once her sanity returned.
FYI- IT'S GARNER, NOT GARDNER.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 9:24pm.
Jana, if a kid all but calls you a bitch, it's because you are not being very nice. Kids don't say things like that without cause. I do agree that her obvious bad treatment of him MAY not reflect what kind of mother she'll be, but the signs don't point to anything good. If you don't have patience with a 10 year old, there's no way you'll have it with an infant.
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She did nothing cruel or wrong. There is a correlation between animal cruelty and violence against people. The responsibility is his parents not hers to mother him.
She's an actor, not a babysitter. Kids that age are blunt, which just proves their naivety. I pity kid actors, most don't end up well.
edit- mothers know, when it's not yours (whether adopted or birthed), it's not the same thing.
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The animal to human cruelty thing is a parameter for serial killers, so I have NO idea where that nonsensical nugget came from. And it shouldn't matter if a kid is yours or not-children deserve to be treated like human beings,too...being uncomfortable around children is one thing. Being an outright cunt is another, and she was obviously a cunt to him. She probably doesn't talk to anyone on that set but Jon Hamm.
And that little edit about how "mothers know" is fucking pathetic. I'm a mother and I treat other children with kindness.I don't reserve it just for my own children.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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are you pulling a jana chris knight,you rude asshole? and also you give conspiracy theories a bad name,you'd better not touch that shit at all
JENNIFER GARDNER's guts full of 3rd retard. An idiot woman's way to think that can keep her man from fucking smb else...
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 8:42pm.
I'm cordial to children, but I'm not particularly warm to them because I'm just so uncomfortable.
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I'm like that. I just have no idea what to do or say around kids. Of course, I'm absolutely fine with my own kid...but friend's kids send me into a panic
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"He is the ultimate cunt. He is like the samurai of cuntiness, where he slices you so razor thin you don't even realize till you see the blood" - misslainey on Kunty Karl
Does anybody else feel like she and Blake Lively are the same person? (And both are boring as all fuck.)
Ha! I love that this bitch got called out by an 11-year-old kid!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 10:54pm.
thats why she doesnt know who the baby daddy is cuz she fucked everything that had a penis on the set of x-men first class (not a porno).
she takes her work seriously, yeah which is a list of guys she has to fuck before filming is wrapped up and the movie goes to premiere.
hehehe. Maybe she has a plan: Get knocked up by powerful rich dude who'll pay handsomely for the next 20 years to keep the paternity a secret?
hay kid wait afew more years and january jones will be approachable because she is a hoe who fucks anything with a dick on it.
thats why she doesnt know who the baby daddy is cuz she fucked everything that had a penis on the set of x-men first class (not a porno).
she takes her work seriously, yeah which is a list of guys she has to fuck before filming is wrapped up and the movie goes to premiere.
For an 11 year-old he sounds pretty diplomatic to me, saying that Jones is "unapproachable" because she takes her work seriously. A little MK would have called her "a byatch" flat out, while throwing in his abualita's two cents.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
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hmmm that quote sounds like it was paraphrased by an adult...kids that young don't speak with words such as approachable.
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"When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible!" - MK
Cute kid. He looks just like my son's best friend. And since kids can be brutally honest, I'll believe that yes, she is a bitch.
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She is a huge b*tch. Almost a obnoxious as Portman. Crack a smile once in while. January's looks will fade fast. She is such a limited actor. She will not survive.
Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 9:58pm.
I have a lot of patience for my own kid, other peoples...not so much.
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there you go. Truth.
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I love bratty kids. That kid making faces in the background of the CNN coverage of the Kartrashian wedding made me want to call Octomom's dr. and make an appointment.
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I have a lot of patience for my own kid, other peoples...not so much.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 9:24pm.
Jana, if a kid all but calls you a bitch, it's because you are not being very nice. Kids don't say things like that without cause. I do agree that her obvious bad treatment of him MAY not reflect what kind of mother she'll be, but the signs don't point to anything good. If you don't have patience with a 10 year old, there's no way you'll have it with an infant.
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She did nothing cruel or wrong. There is a correlation between animal cruelty and violence against people. The responsibility is his parents not hers to mother him.
She's an actor, not a babysitter. Kids that age are blunt, which just proves their naivety. I pity kid actors, most don't end up well.
edit- mothers know, when it's not yours (whether adopted or birthed), it's not the same thing.
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Jana, if a kid all but calls you a bitch, it's because you are not being very nice. Kids don't say things like that without cause. I do agree that her obvious bad treatment of him MAY not reflect what kind of mother she'll be, but the signs don't point to anything good. If you don't have patience with a 10 year old, there's no way you'll have it with an infant.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
She didn't have to babysit him, just treat him the same way she treated her other fellow actors. She's so fucking phony because if she was in a film with one of Will Smith's kids or one of the Jolie-Pitts, she'd be all over them. In his few sentences, that kid sounds more eloquent, tactful, and smarter than Jones has in two-page interviews.
so what? Not EVERYONE should be fawning over fucking kids. It's a job, take it in stride. If I were his parent, I'd be more concerned about his Hollywood pimp/upbringing than a woman who's just doing her fucking job and not being mean or cruel to him.
Fuck, I'd go nuts working with 8-10 year old round the clock. It does NOT represent what kind of MOTHER she'll be.
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Jared's just a scorned suitor--the worst kind. January had one look at his Q-score and shot him down cold. He's moved on to another show, licking his wounds and hanging around the women's trailers.
Can't believe she dated Josh Groban for 3 years. He seems like a genuinely nice geeky guy. He even wrote that February song about their breakup so he must've cared for her.
That little kid's a bitchy queen.
*steps out of my rocker for a second*
*in cantankerous granny voice*
When I was a kid, I didn't talk to adults, and I sure as hell didn't care if they talked to me. Most thought I couldn't speak English. That's okay because I thought most of them had bad breath.
Kids nowadays act like they're on the same level as adults. Sometimes trying to boss me around and shit when I take my kid to the playground. I just give them a ten-mile stare then pointedly ignore them.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 08/22/2011 - 8:42pm.
I'm cordial to children, but I'm not particularly warm to them because I'm just so uncomfortable.
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It is awkward around kids. I don't own any and I'm not around them very often. My reaction is different. I'm overly nice and talk to them like they're morons, so they naturally assume I'm a lunatic. I'm totally OK with this.
Seriously though, asking me to come to your kid's birthday party is just begging for me to have a nervous breakdown.
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Warning the next kid! Ha!
Forest witches!
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Eh. I can almost sympathize with this frosty bitch. I have NO ease at all with children. They're like weird, alien entities to me. Most of them, especially in that precocious preteen age group, freak me out and overwhelm me.
I'm cordial to children, but I'm not particularly warm to them because I'm just so uncomfortable.
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