Life Would Be So Difficult For Kunty Karl If He Had An Ugly Daughter
For the new issue of Interview Magazine, Kunty Karl and the former editor of French Vogue Carine Roitfeld had a conversation that was so pretentiously narcissistic that they made Fishsticks Paltrow seem like a humble peasant who knows nothing of outdoor wood burning pizza ovens or rabbit fur tampons.
With their pristinely clean colons wrapped around their heads, Carine and Kunty Karl talked about being beyond rich ("You're in your jet—you don't have a grip on reality. We can lose touch with reality quite easily.) and how she was a prisoner of Vogue ( "You were literally jailed before."), but the bitch cherry on top of the bitch sundae dropped when he went on about children.
Kunty Karl told Carine that his dead insides would die again if he had to raise a daughter who had a face like his. This is the ridiculous piece of solid gold shit that twirled off of Kunty Karl's tongue when the subject of Carine's chirruns came up:
"Yes, no one can say that you don't take care of them. You're also lucky because they are very beautiful. It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don't believe in it."
That shit confirms that vampire zombies can't see their own reflection in mirrors, because I love how Kunty Karl isn't even bringing up the fact that it would be even more difficult for his daughter. Poor little bitch would shit out her heart organ every time he woke her up in the morning. A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!"
At least town virgins with heads like the Willis daughters can sleep easy, because Kunty Karl will never appear in a cloud of Chanel No. 5 at the foot of their beds to siphon the youth out of them with his pursed lips. Kunty Karl only feeds on pretty souls, thankyouverymuch.
I swear, Kunty Karl is like if the spirit of Patsy Stone exorcised itself in the zombie body of Tom Hulce as Mozart. He just keeps getting better (read: cuntier) and better (read: cuntier) and I want more!
via HuffPo (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)
They both look like they belong in a Haunted house.
Oh, I thought the woman in the pic was his daughter!
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How ironic considering the woman in the photo looks just like him and is quite unattractive. So sad.
I think Kunty Karl is better of not reproducing...he be gross...Vampires look more human than him....
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:58pm.
That would be Anna Wintour for Vogue I'd like to be in a room listening to Anna, Ms. Roitfeild, Karl and Tom Ford discussing the perils we mere mortals endure...
Eh, excuse me, don't lump the delightful Tom Ford in with these fuckwits. He is only one of few designers out there who actually has positive things to say about women's bodies and he doesn't look like he's just been dug out of a tomb.
What a senile, useless walking scrotum Lagerfeld is. I wonder if he "loses touch with reality" when he steps out of the shower and sees his translucent, wrinkled skin hanging from his body, victims of gravity. I want to pop him in his turkey waddle. And that woman in the picture with him looks... odd.
They call it HIGH fashion for a reason...
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Carine is a bit scary looking herself, good reference w/Iggy Pop...and her son isnt all that, the daughter is pretty, I wouldnt say beautiful, to die for beauty, but pretty. Ewww I hate this whole post...Fuckin Karl!
Thanks, guys, for directing me to that horrific Mintz case, which combines my dread fear of being a victim of a crime of opportunity in full view of my children.
In all seriousness, how awful and, furthermore, I can't imagine how it must've tortured her mom.
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UH...sorry but your daughter DOES look like you
and she IS IN FACT QUITE UGLY!
"Every mom I know wishes for more. But the husband's dead-set against it."
I actually know a fair amount of people in the reverse scenario. The best is never-home dad who beams and says "I wanted six kids and she [always-on-the-scene mom] said no". As my wonderful husband pointed out: "It's always the damn dude who says that."
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Whats wrong with not wanting ugly kids? My cousin was the first one to say her daughter was ugly when she was a baby lol It was funny how it would offend everyone else (even strangers)even though it was completely true. She was an awkwardly squished boofhead squinty baby who stayed that way till she hit 3ish and suddenly she got cute. Now she is adorable but her mum jokes she'll turn ugly again when she hits puberty and will then be disowned.
Carine Roitfeld favors Iggy Pop. I'd take her over Anna Wintour any day.
thank gawd kunty karl despises vagina or he surely would have a daughter just as ugly as he is...
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I actually like Carine Roitfeld (don't hate) she was the stylist for Gucci during the Tom Ford days. She was fired though from French Vogue because several designers including Balenciaga would not advertise or lend any garments to her because she was caught lending their garments to other designers who then stole their designs.
Karl Lagerfeld is just a hateful piece of work who probably still has a lot of self loathing from his fat days.
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Karl was replaced with a robot 9 years ago. Karlbot6000 has no understanding of the human language.
I'd like to give him a swift kick in that cunt of his.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:07pm.
http://racked.com/archives/2010/12/20/rumor-was-carine-roitfeld-fired-fr...
Regarding Roitfeld.
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Goodness, what an interesting read. Fugly inside AND outside. Fashion should be about finding your own unique style, not being told what to wear by assholes who seem to hate people.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 7:32pm.
He is the ultimate cunt. He is like the samurai of cuntiness, where he slices you so razor thin you don't even realize till you see the blood.
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Here are the kids... reference the ugly children comment:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/08/24/t-magazine/womens-fashion...
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I've always been convinced that high fashion is for morrons. Thank you, Karl, for proving me right.
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 10:33pm.
I photographed Carine at the Chanel haute couture show in Paris in July 2009, she was a foot in front of me and I got a close headshot. It's hard to imagine how she could resist putting concealer under those eyes, but I put it down to being French. They just don't fuss. Hey, if you can look like that and be a major style icon, I can't help but respect that. Incredible style and presence goes a long way.
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I could respect that too, but I highly doubt she got to where she is/was by mere studies and hard work. More like contacts. Grunge is dead.
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I photographed Carine at the Chanel haute couture show in Paris in July 2009, she was a foot in front of me and I got a close headshot. It's hard to imagine how she could resist putting concealer under those eyes, but I put it down to being French. They just don't fuss. Hey, if you can look like that and be a major style icon, I can't help but respect that. Incredible style and presence goes a long way.
As for Karl, in a world of PR-fed drivel, he's a riot.
*tip-toes into thread*
That girls' hair is atrocious. USE A COMB for gods sake. It also doesn't fit her brows or skin tone, nevermind the roots. You'd think some highly placed ex CEO for a fashion mag would use their own tips.
what dreadful interview.
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I didn't think ghosts could procreate.
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He could never raise an ugly child? wtf Some messed up self image issues there. surprise, surprise
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Dude, not going to lie, but Kunty Karl's explanation is the one reason I haven't procreated yet!
And wouldn't it be funny if he ended up with a Nosferatu baby like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNOkGsI47E
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She looks like the undead
(no offense to the undead)
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Kunty Karl is fabulous. He's like a perfect little snowflake of HATE.
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Carine Roitfeld was responsible for putting that 10 year old girl on the cover of French Vogue.
http://deepboy.wordpress.com/2011/01/06/kidsnomore/
That would be Anna Wintour for Vogue I'd like to be in a room listening to Anna, Ms. Roitfeild, Karl and Tom Ford discussing the perils we mere mortals endure...
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Her daughter is hot, but the son looks ridiculous, just like her. Hmm and they do say that boy chirruns look like their moms, so it totally makes sense.
Kunty Karl is... I've no words for the son of a bitch. I'd not piss on him if he were on fire. Fucking asshole.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:47pm.
How can someone that fucking fug be editor of Vogue?
Who's the famously bitchy editor of American Vogue in NYC? She's certainly no prize.
Why, why, why is Corine so fucking green? That cannot be normal or healthy. She looks like a cross between Boris Karloff/Frankenstein, a zombie and a freshly dug up corpse. She looks so ill. And yet she is smiling! Yikes! I have never seen a (living) person with a complexion like that!
Dat bitch be lookin deep-fried in ass oil.
Thank you, Karl, for sparing this planet from your kunty genes.
How can someone that fucking fug be editor of Vogue?
Carine Roitfeld is an attractive enough woman. I guess it's the bourgeois in me talking, but she seems to be taking the orangeish brown theme a bit far. She's probably clean, but she looks dirty. Former Editor of French Vogue, huh?
And KK probably has dozens of outfits that look exactly like this. Yet these two are fashion authorities? Kind of lazy when it comes to their own looks. JSing.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:29pm.
Excellent points!
(but she still looks like what I have to shoo away from the garbage can when I'm walking my dog)
Well his daughter would get a face transplant as a gift for her birthday at a young age.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:29pm.
I'd never before seen Elettra. Very pretty.
**steals "cunt explosion" from cat scratch. Love that
I saw this at the daily mail uk site. I couldn't believe how shallow he was. To him being ugly is probably being normal/average looking. So he'd think most of us average folks are uggo's LOL. What a vapid bitch he is.
He is also a liar because that woman's kids are NOT beautiful. Fuck, just take a gander at the mother FFS! Her daughter and son are not ugly, they are average (I'm being kind here) looking. Nothing wrong with that! However seeing them and their 'ahem' less than attractive mother modelling Chanel (pics were at daily mail) was a hoot.
Had a boyfriend who idolized Karl Laggerfeld and treated me like shit, he's such a cunt-explosion it radiates through all the gawking idiots who love him so much.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:28pm.
Not much to tell. He seemed sullen (but I can be that way sometimes, surprise!). Mostly I remember him because his name was Vlad (how many real-life Vlads do you meet?).
I saw that E_C
great catch. just beyond creepy.
I mean who does that?
No robbery, just intent to emotionally torture and then kill.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:07pm.
I've met that fucker in L.A. For real.
His sister's hot in a sultry Eastern European way.
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Do tell. I bet he's lazy.
I think her daughter isn't as fug as her mom, and that you're seeing a good picture of her. Still, I think she's interesting looking, and I always appreciate beauty that pushes against a staid standard.
Here is a dynasty of beauty:
Grandma (Ingrid Bergman):
http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2001/222/bergmaningridbio.jpg
Mamma (Isabella Rossellini):
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K-501ooA7ts/TaDlKqgu6ZI/AAAAAAAAFH4/EqPWl56lQ1...
Daughter (Elettra Weidemann):
http://imworld.aufeminin.com/dossiers/d20060921/d533i15538h125039.jpg
Okay, google Beverly Jaye Potter Mintz.
Murder took place in 1987 in Leland, NC (near Wilmington). I'll leave off the details since some in here are (rightfully) squeamish.
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"If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don't believe in it."
If nothing else, Karl's right on this. Men don't believe in lots of kids. Every mom I know wishes for more. But the husband's dead-set against it.
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Well what in the world is it Mike ? :)
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And you know..she kind of looks like Fergie