Whiny Asshole Suing Whiny Asshole

I see that Liam Gallagher of Oasis has been taking night classes at Lindsay Lohan's School of Delusional Ass Lawsuits, because the supernova cunt is suing his own brother Noel in High Court (emphasis on "high") for insinuating that he's a liar all the way back in 2009. Yup, Liam's ass can hold a grudge as well as it can hold a stick.

When Oasis pulled out of the V Festival in 2009, Noel said they did it because his dick bag of a brother was too hungover to perform. Liam asked for an apology and a retraction from Noel, but bitch didn't get shit. So now he's asking the court to force his brother to apologize to him. Liam's ass lips blurted this statement out to The Sun about this waste of time lawsuit:

I HAVE taken legal action against Noel Gallagher for statements he made claiming Oasis pulled out of the 2009 V Festival Chelmsford gig because I had a hangover.

That is a lie and I want Oasis fans and others who were at V to know the truth.

I was gutted when I couldn't play the gig because I didn't want to let the fans down.

But the truth is I had laryngitis, which Noel was made fully aware of that morning, diagnosed by a doctor.

Noel also falsely stated the demise of Oasis followed a massive row in which he claimed I demanded to advertise my clothing range Pretty Green in the Oasis tour programme.

The truth is there was no such discussion or row between us.

I am used to being called all sorts of things by Noel and I have in the past said things about him. But what Noel has alleged this time went way beyond rock-and-roll banter and questioned my professionalism.

I tried to resolve this amicably but have been left with no choice but legal action. All I want is an apology.

This is the lawsuit equivalent of Liam twisting Noel's right nipple while screaming out, "sayyouresorry sayyouresorry sayyouresorry." What insufferable petty twats. This happened two years ago and let's be real, Liam had laryngitis because it his voice box was filled booze.

The High Court should order a memaw to take both of them to a crowded department store and beat them in the asses with her pocketbook in the middle of a crowded aisle as they both let out an open-mouthed silent cry in front of everyone. That's how the tantrums of all asshole brats should be handled.

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Submitted by Sexecution on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 8:54pm.

Two very broken men.

Submitted by Serafina on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:34pm.

They are so Mancunian in their rage.
Whatever, love them and the 90s memeories.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 9:41am.

I've heard more talent echoing through the Mens Room at Taco Bell.

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Submitted by Niko on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 4:13am.

The "morning glory" album was and always will be huge.

Still Oasis gave the worst performance I have ever endured, in Frankfurt. I paid 80 Deutschmarks to witness Liam disappearing after two songs, Noel doing "Wonderwall" three times in a row, then disappearing too. After half an hour these two cunts entered the stage again to do "Wonderwall" again and then the concert was over.

I felt pity for the rest of the band who had to suffer the audience's rage and for myself too because I threw my hardearned money at these assholes.

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Submitted by Nopers on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 3:40am.

I can't remember which asshole is which. And I can't figure out why anyone gives a fuck about Oasis anymore.

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:05am.

Fucking hate Liam. Noel is amazing value when interviewed. They weren't proper britpop. Suede and Pulp and Blur were. My youth! (well early 20s). They were great days, first job at a record label. No one took these cunts seriously but.. I always like Noel.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:21pm.

Litigation's become the telltale sign of a celeb's career stagnating.
*side-eyes Blohan*
I enjoyed these two better back in the Britpop days when they had a running feud with Damon Albarn and Blur; and spent happy, drunken evenings headbutting clicking paps and spitting on passersby.
Who's left to carry the tarnished baton of oafish rockstar behaviour? Even Lily Allen's quietened down - but she was an ace drunken spitter in her prime. Adele has a g-force talent, but where are her street fighting skills? Can no one step into the void?

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:49pm.

In a time long ago, I had the misfortune of having these nimrods stay in the hotel I was working at. This was 1995 and I think they were popular then. They stayed in the hotel lobby all night bothering the guests, bothering the staff, and just making all out nuisances of themselves. I played Muzak over the sound system to make them go to their rooms, but that didn't work either. I have no sympathy for either of these twits.

Karma is a bitch.

Submitted by Joe Mahma on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:34pm.

Stupid cunts.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:41pm.

I will give them this: The Brothers Gallagher are genuine, bona fide morons who cannot get along for the simple reason that they are incredibly stupid, which makes them a lot less objectionable than other celebrity relations who stage-fight for the sake of publicity.

Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:31pm.

There are many important things to ponder in this life. The existence of God, the possibility of extraterrestrial life, the meaning of life, why the sky is blue...

I am a shallow person, however, and I ponder about very stupid things, such as what's appealing about Disney(not just the channel, but the entire bollox, including the parks and shit.) Why are certain haircuts appealing, whilst others are rendered hideous? Why do bitches fight(like this case right here?)

Sure they're raging cunts and have the ego to boot, plus the "rawk-stah" shit going for them, but I must still pose the question of what can be garnered out of this and the answer is always nothing, unless I limit myself to saying that bitches will be bitches.

Submitted by Candy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:01pm.

I can understand 'sibling rivalry' I have a sister I've been struggling to like since she was born but these dudes are famous. Can't they cut the shit and commence to making a whole heap of money? I don't understand why they just can't get along. Somebody must hate the other for being born.
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Submitted by modelspiceboi on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:58pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:32pm.
See, Lindsay Lohan? Suing family members is the way to go.
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If anyone actually had a reason to sue his or her family, it would be Lindsay Lohan. Is it too late for her to sue them on the grounds of being horrible parents/child endangerment/abandonment or something?

Back to Oasis...it's very sad that no one cares about this argument but them. Not their one fan (no, it's not their Mom), not the rest of the band, and I'm sure the Court can't give more than zero honey badger fucks either.

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:49pm.

screaming out, "sayyouresorry sayyouresorry sayyouresorry.=MK
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I walk into work envisioning this every day, lol

eta, I don't get why family sues family. Work the shit out, people.
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"You dumb bitch, I am home." -MK to Brooke's crybaby 'daddy-puts-the-lotion' ass

Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 5:51pm.

I knew they were assholes when I heard them say they were bigger than the Beatles when most people in the US had never heard of them!

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 5:27pm.

Fok! First lohan and now these two?! Courts are more like circuses these days.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 5:17pm.

My favorite Gallagher brother smackdown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8TqJwDon_I

ETA: Oh shit LoCoJo, I didn't see your earlier post. I love the shit out of Celebrity Death Match.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 4:23pm.

They have exactly ONE golden single in a repertoire of dross: "Live Forever".

Ironically, their careers didn't.

Submitted by hotpocket on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:55pm.

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 4:49pm.

Submitted by hotpocket

You know the world's gone to hell when a couple of brothers of Irish heritage can't settle their differences over a pint and a punch-up in the parking lot.

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The Irish are a vicious rotten bunch of half-witted drunken stooges who all hate each other anyway. if they're not sucking dick, they're blowing on their damn bagpipes and wearing skirts. what the hell does that tell ya.
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It tells me that you might be Irish (or Scottish.) It's alright, I won't judge ya for that. Always so grouchy, Poopele. Relax laddie, smile once in awhile.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:36pm.

Thanks. He's exactly right. His pending book about the Summer of Love sounds cool. (A wistfully hopeful era that crashed and burned very quickly.)

Submitted by kacky on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:30pm.

I think the Scots would not want to be associated with this mess.

I notice he managed to get in a plug for the clothing line. Didn't have to name it, twat.

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 4:49pm.

Submitted by hotpocket

You know the world's gone to hell when a couple of brothers of Irish heritage can't settle their differences over a pint and a punch-up in the parking lot.

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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!

I am beyond hoffified

Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:26pm.

It's nearly midnight in the UK and some cunts next door have been having a mid-life crisis party and (badly) playing oasis songs with their "band" for the last FOUR hours at ear splitting volume.
WHO CAN I FUCKING SUE?

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:19pm.

Submitted by hotpocket

You know the world's gone to hell when a couple of brothers of Irish heritage can't settle their differences over a pint and a punch-up in the parking lot.

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Submitted by the violator on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 3:02pm.

i wish these two fuckers would get on a plane and it crashed and took them both.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:28pm.

Please, this asshole probably WAS hungover. For him to say shit like he was outraged is like the whole Lindsay suing Pitbull(I still don't like him), because it sullied her "professional" reputation, no bitch, you did that with all the fuckery you pulled, laws you broke, and drugs you did.

And for him to act like he's never been wasted out of his fuckin mind during a concert is complete bullshit. Everyone who knows Oasis,knows what complete total hot British messes the Gallagher brothers are. Bitch needs to quit.

Still, Wonderwall is one of my favorite songs, not just by Oasis,but in general. They are still drunken messes, and who the fuck sues for an apology?

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:06pm.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:22pm.
"I tried to resolve this amicably."

Oh? Like all those fist fights you two had?

This band was massively overrated (think Snow Patrol or Arctic Monkeys). When they compared themselves to the Beatles, what they meant is they stole most of their sound from the Beatles
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Hey Rusty, I know you read in French; you (and any other Francophiles) might find this article inneresting. It's rock critic Jon Savage, in French Vogue, taking a very sharp poke at Oasis. The poke is at the end, but the rest of the interview is worth a read:

http://www.vogue.fr/culture/agenda/articles/jon-savage-et-la-musique-ele...
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:50pm.

Look at these two fucking assholes. Just as we were all feeling thankful Oasis is dead and buried they come up again to annoy everybody.

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:38pm.
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ita! love my sis to death, and even though I cant stand her whiney spoiled ass for more than 5 minutes, Id never take her to court, if I ever even thought about doing something like that, my mom would beat us both.

I'll just punch her in the head like I always have when she gets on my nerves. done and done.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:19pm.

Ummmm...Hi Hello? NOT your mom, ok?

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:17pm.

Their stupid sideshow of fighting was so off-putting I had zero interest in them as a band. Not only that, they sucked. They never could stick here in the US. Case dismissed.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:16pm.

They both need taking out behind the woodshed and paddled like the bratty children they are.

You are millionaire singers and grown-ups. Get the FUCK over it and move on, because life is too short for this sibling bullshit.

Both of these cunts should fucking relax and not sweat the small stuff.

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Submitted by Hoegarten on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:45pm.

So during the England riots, I read that one of these brothers had a fashion botique that got smashed up and robbed during the riots. Their fashion botique getting smashed up and robbed by yobs like they once were.....delicious!

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:27pm.

People who stamp their widdle feet and DEMAND apologies are the biggest crybaby fuck nuggets. If Noel was sorry he would have said so, obviously he's not. Go get some seamonkeys or find another hobby that doesn't make you look like a total tooldouchebitchbag

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:15pm.

Can't somebody shoot those two useless fucks in the head?

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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:13pm.

Submitted by hotpocket on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:54pm.

You know the world's gone to hell when a couple of brothers of Irish heritage can't settle their differences over a pint and a punch-up in the parking lot.

Yes!! Thank you.

Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:12pm.

I had a chance to go to a beach house in NC years ago along with a bunch of friends from college. At some point one of them got so drunk he tried to climb into a females bunk bed (that she was sharing with her bf)
Bf kicked his ass and while this was happening the drunk was singing "After all, she's my WONDERBRA" as he held his hands up over his face.

That's what I think of when I hear the word Oasis.

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:08pm.

My sister reads Dlisted. To this day she does not know my Dlisted name. I have to watch what I say because she might figure it out. Why do I hide from her? Because sibling relationships are complicated. I love her and would defend her to death. But we still fight over stoopid shit. Would I take her to court over bullshit? Fuck NO.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:05pm.

Where the hell is this stupid idiot's fucking mother so she can make them apologize to each other, pull at their ears and send them grounded to their rooms for being a pair of bickering whiny children?!!.

I can't believe a grown-ass man is using the LAW to make his brother apologize. Fucking sissies.

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Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:06pm.

(Damn your double-postin' hide)

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:03pm.

Soooo all of the OTHER times they failed to perform a good and complete set was due in part to his being a drunken prick, but that *one time* it wasn't, and NOW his rep is ruined and his feelings are hurt?

Riiight...

Pussy.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:02pm.

See, Lindsay Lohan? Suing family members is the way to go.

Oasis was great in 1995, but the Gallaghers are both well known for being pissy little bitches about just about everything. What have they done lately besides snipe at each other and get into bar fights?

Submitted by spankypants on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:53am.

Even Paul McCartney said that these idiots need to get a life and Paul never says anything bad about anyone, not even his cunty one-legged ex.

Submitted by hotpocket on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:24am.

You know the world's gone to hell when a couple of brothers of Irish heritage can't settle their differences over a pint and a punch-up in the parking lot. They have disgraced their ancestors and should change their honorable last names to "Wanker."

Submitted by LoCoJo on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:12am.

Why can't the Brothers Gallagher just settle their differences like they did before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8TqJwDon_I&playnext=1&list=PL4AAA3855A99...

Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:07am.

Their band sucks

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:06am.

Those two have been at each other's throat since they are 6. Work it out already, children.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:03am.

As MK might say: THESE BITCHES.

Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:02am.

Way to waste other people's time with your asinine arguments, idiots. MK is right they both need an ass whoopin.

Whenever we fought my mom would chase us around the house with a belt, since my brother was on the heavier side he would always get caught. I was able to jump the backyard fence and avoid it. Good times.