Charlie Sheen: Sobriety Coach
Just looking at Charlie Sheen's face makes me want to baste my eyeballs in crack smoke, but I guess Brooke Mueller is willing to take that chance. Charlie's ex-wife Brooke Mueller is trying to de-crackhead herself in rehab and apparently she's doing well, so what's the next logical step for her to take on the road to sobriety? Go to Mexico with the crackhead who tried to stab her face off, of course!
The dehydrated warlock who was mummified with strips of turtle jerky tells TMZ that Brooke is doing so well in rehab that he's rewarding her by taking her on a trip to Mehico this weekend. One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..."
Charlie tells TMZ that Brooke has been "busting her ass with the boys, and [she's] more sober and healthy than I've ever seen her." Charlie is making it his mission in life to get her completely cleaned up and free of crack cravings.
Brooke must still be crack damaged in the brains if she's getting on a plane and going on a trip with a sleazy-eyed skeeze bag who always has a look in his eye like his head just birthed a bad intention. Did Brooke not learn anything from that sad Robyn Gardner story?
But I wish Brooke and Charlie were going to Thailand instead. Then they'd meet a hot Australian dude (played by Daniel Lapaine) who secretly hides a stash of heroin in their bags and they get caught by airport security on their way to Hong Kong. They're immediately jailed for 33 years, but Charlie eventually feels bad for all the shit he's done to Brooke so he takes the fall. Brooke is released and Charlie has to spend the rest of his days in a Thai women's prison listening to that fucking awful Sarah McLaughlin song over and over again. That is how this should end.
What am I talking about? That would never happen. Hiding heroin from those two is like hiding fuck-ready dick from a Portlander!


~Colette
MK! That Sarah song from Brokedown Palace is AMAZING....It gives me goosebumps! Its the one song she never sings live, and it makes me sad...it's one of her best collaborations...
It's gonna start with drinks on the plane, why not, it's just a little drinkie poo
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:14pm.
Also, "The Strangers" really freaked me out, esp. since it's about a horrific home invasion.
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See the French variation of this, which came first, called "Them."
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Just brought up Them on netflix live stream. It is scaring the fuck out of me. Thanks, bitch.
Is Chuckles still in the land of the living? Are we sure? He looks suspiciously cadaver-like. Has anyone checked properly? Not that I'm volunteering for the job - wouldn't want to inhale a lungful of rotting teef smells. Ew.
"busting her ass with the boys, (...).
Loosely translated: "she poured milk over their Froot Loops last week".
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:55pm.
CSG, technically being married equals availability of peen. In my case unfortunately it doesn`t. In the last 9 years my husband was gone a total of about 4 1/2. I hadn`t had any dick in three months and won`t have any for the next 10. My husband isn`t good for jackfuckingshit 9 days out of 10, and that`s being generous..
Can you tell i am PMSing???
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UBF - I'll bring over the sweet nectar, chocolate baked goods and Camille Paglia reading material, LOL.
Seriously tho, if he's a good man, let the other shit go. I've learned the hard way that being with an asshole is far worse then being alone. I just wish at this point, I could meet a good one. I'm ready.
OT - I'd rather be dead then hooked up with a butthole like Carlos. Girl's gotta have some standards.
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Sorry to be on topic. i do like discussing movies, OH, I mean "filems"
I just can't get over how big Charlie's nose is. Maybe fucking hos has a Pinocchio effect.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:42pm.
Awwww, what a good daughter you are! Thanks for sharing those stories tonight. I always love hearing about the brave men AND women who fight and fought for our country!
I am out, going to watch The Town (again) and the High Tension (again) before trying to sleep!
Sweet dreams Kiki! : )
Of all the hideous pictures of Carlos on the internet lately, this one is by far the most disturbing.
That once-handsome boy with the world at his feet is now a wizened old hag of a man.
For fuck's sake, at least clean up those disgusting, out-of-control, old-man eyebrows.
"That is so sad about your great uncle but I am sure your father heard many horrific tales. I always got teary eyed when they had the interviews with the real men of Band of Brothers."
Another one of his uncles was awarded the Silver Star for (while?) fighting in Europe. The crazy thing is they weren't even sure the other brother was alive until the Red Cross contacted the family to let them know he was alive. Then he was sent to a military hospital in Germany (I think it was Germany) for a few months so he could fattened up. Even then he was so skinny his bother (he went to meet him in CA before bringing him home to Boston) didn't recognize him at first.
Between that and his own combat/military experiences, my father has crazy stories. My dad actually broke down during the final episode of BoB and ran into the kitchen to pow-wow with our family dog. Which was a wise-choice, because let's be honest, she wasn't going to judge him and would just silently appraise him with her wise Siberian husky face. My mother (I was at home at the time) hissed at me "Go talk to your father!" I was like "ME?! I'm not the one who's been married to him for 30 years!" I got up and went in the kitchen and tried to comfort him as we both cried. To the dog's credit, she just sat there and let us both pet her and we cried together. She probably thought we were nuts.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:14pm.
That is so sad about your great uncle but I am sure your father heard many horrific tales. I always got teary eyed when they had the interviews with the real men of Band of Brothers.
The Pacific, can't believe I couldn't remember that! I barely was able to finish it. There were a couple really good episodes, but the battle scenes were few and far between. It focused too much, IMO, on the lives of the men after war vs while they were in battle. Too much personal stuff and romance. Nothing like B.O.B.
Sowwy about the Keddie murder info. I am morbidly fascinated with those types of things.
On a totally gross note, I think I need to buy a Clinical Strength deodorant because the regular stuff seems to not be working! I stink!
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:59pm.
I think I tried watching that once and stopped because I couldn't get into it. I'll try it again, though.
Two really devastating war (or anti-war movies), both animated, are Grave of the Fireflies, and When the Wind Blows.
The former is the better of the two, but the latter is incredibly depressing. It deals with an elderly English couple in the aftermath of a Soviet nuclear attack. You can watch it on YouTube.
Submitted by putas on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:18pm.
Oh not sure if anyone mentioned "the human centipede" but no way could I watch that. It seems less horror to me and just gratuitous grueseomeness.
Same for any of the Saw movies. Ugh. Real good horror movies are subtle and not just violence
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"You dumb bitch, I am home." -MK to Brooke's crybaby 'daddy-puts-the-lotion' ass
Oh not sure if anyone mentioned "the human centipede" but no way could I watch that. It seems less horror to me and just gratuitous grueseomeness.
Same for any of the Saw movies. Ugh. Real good horror movies are subtle and not just violence
I love your suggestions..@fuciking classy..the horror movie thing I adore. I hide my netflix shit from friends (you used to be able to have friends see what you watched not sure if still can) b.c they were watching rom com stuff and light normal fare. Mr. Putas are obsessed with asian horror flicks. Anyone here see Old Boy (korean). It was excellent. We like any takashi miiike movie too. I miss our blockbuster days..a sweet geeky guy would excitedlt tell us about the new movies that came in and ask how we liked the ones he recommended. Haha. It was awesome. So if there is a long haired guy named Thor (really)who used to work at Blockbuster in Austin, TX you were cool!
I love battle epics as well..not so much modern warfare stuff. But give me excellent fight scenes with suits of armor and crap I get excited.
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Truly we are the same person, because I have always loved The Thin Red Line! Band of Brothers I loved! And well Hurt Locker, need I say why I love that movie, BUT it was also very good. Now people always hate me for liking Jarhead, but what can I say, I do. I also really loved Flags of Our Father's and Letters to Iwo Jima. Apocalypse Now another all time fave. I rarely hate a war movie unless it has a really awful cast and is super cheesy. I didn't hate Private Ryan but it did drag on a little too much for my taste.
What was the series on HBO last year that was like Band of Brothers but covered Japan? I liked it, but not half as much as I liked BOB."
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Cupcake! We both know why we like 'Hurt Locker'. ;)
The HBO series covering Japan/Pacific campaign was 'The Pacific'. I agree. I think I watched three episode and quit it. Which is really disappointing because I think the Pacific campaign is actually more interesting than the European theatre. Oh well. Maybe one day somebody will make a miniseries (it went on for far too long to be a movie) that will do it justice. My dad's favorite uncle was on the Bataan Death March, which he chillingly referred to as the 'easy part' before becoming a slave labor for the Japanese Empire until he was liberated in October of 1945. For those keeping track, that was 2 months after the war ended. My father said he was never the same after he came back. Granted my father was 7 when Pearl Harbor was bombed, but I believe him.
If you haven't had the chance, you should really read James Jones' 'The Thin Red Line'. He also wrote 'From Here to Eternity'. TTRL movie definitely did the book justice, but the book is absolutely worth the read. I got my copy at a second-hand bookstore for about $3.
Never saw 'Flags of Our Fathers', but I read the book. Another great book. If you're interested in the Bataan Death March and Japanese POW camps, read 'Ghost Soldiers' although be prepared to cry buckets. I couldn't read the book in public because I pretty bawled from cover to cover. And this is coming from someone who would rather streak than cry in public.
The facts surrounding the Keddie cabin murders have scarred me for life. Awesome. Thanks!
"Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:15pm.
My father and I were both yelling "Just fucking die already!" at Tom Hanks' character by the end of the movie. <<---ME AT THE MOVIES. God that movie sucked."
FuckingClassy! THANK YOU! I get fucking flamed when I say it, but I stand by it. What an overrated, trite piece of shit that movie was. Next to the 'DIE! HANKS! DIE!' convo, my second favorite dissection of that movie with my dad went like this.
*send medic out to scout with unit*
Me: Would you expose your medic like that?
Dad of Kiki: You protect your medic at all costs. Unless you were completely fucked man-wise, you'd tell your medic to sit tight. If he gets shot you're unit is completely *Medic gets shot. Dad of Kiki is silent for a second, incredulous* fucked. Just like they are. Oh for Christ's Sake. This movie. The paper said it was good."
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Madam S, i think there was a Series called Kingdom Hospital (which was supposed to be Stephen Kings take on the original Series you are talking about) . I caught it on Sci-Fi a few years back, it wasn`t too bad. Will try to hunt down the original. The Down-Syndrome guys (and one girl, i think) made me remember that stuff...
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:14pm.
Also, "The Strangers" really freaked me out, esp. since it's about a horrific home invasion.
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See the French variation of this, which came first, called "Them."
Also, Francois Ozon's "See the Sea."
mike,
If you're still around... there is a Danish mini-series called "The Kingdom" that is SO creepy. It's from the 90's I think, and I'm not sure where you can find it. But really, it scared me senseless (I'm easy to scare though).
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:47pm.
@ Evil_Cupcake
I love war movies and watch them constantly. Mostly about WW2.
Overwhelming majority of war movies I watch are Russian.
The 2 fantastic war movies I've seen recently are German movie "Stalingrad" (1993) and Russian "Brest Fortress" (2010). "Brest Fortress" is based on real events and is about real people, and I watched it twice this year.
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Thanks for the suggestions! My movie list is getting long.
My favorite war movies: "The Longest Day," "Full Metal Jacket," and "Apocalypse Now." And though it's not completely a war movie, "The Deer Hunter."
@ Evil_Cupcake
I love war movies and watch them constantly. Mostly about WW2.
Overwhelming majority of war movies I watch are Russian.
The 2 fantastic war movies I've seen recently are German movie "Stalingrad" (1993) and Russian "Brest Fortress" (2010). "Brest Fortress" is based on real events and is about real people, and I watched it twice this year.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:25pm.
WAR MOVIES!! I LOVE Apocalypse Now, Come and See, Paths of Glory, Full Metal Jacket Lawrence of Arabia
EL TOPO IS ALSO VERY GOOD. PLEASE SEE THAT PLUS "THE HOLY MOUNTAIN" OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS !!!!
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Who knew Sucky had such wonderful taste in movies! I loooove Come and See! Well, I love all the flicks you mentioned.
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My neighbor says the best view of the war can be found in Hamburger Hill
And I would like to thank you F_C, I downloaded Them and am now creeped the fuck out
(can't stop watching, though)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:25pm.
YES! Full Metal Jacket. Hamburger Hill is another good one.
I love Vincent D'Onofrio, and he was so good in F.M.J.
Mexico's perfect for thest two!!! They can crack out with the cartels. Whoopaaa!
*drunken eyeroll is quitting on me*
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:22pm.
Truly we are the same person, because I have always loved The Thin Red Line! Band of Brothers I loved! And well Hurt Locker, need I say why I love that movie, BUT it was also very good. Now people always hate me for liking Jarhead, but what can I say, I do. I also really loved Flags of Our Father's and Letters to Iwo Jima. Apocalypse Now another all time fave. I rarely hate a war movie unless it has a really awful cast and is super cheesy. I didn't hate Private Ryan but it did drag on a little too much for my taste.
What was the series on HBO last year that was like Band of Brothers but covered Japan? I liked it, but not half as much as I liked BOB.
WAR MOVIES!! I LOVE Apocalypse Now, Come and See, Paths of Glory, Full Metal Jacket Lawrence of Arabia
EL TOPO IS ALSO VERY GOOD. PLEASE SEE THAT PLUS "THE HOLY MOUNTAIN" OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS !!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:15pm.
My father and I were both yelling "Just fucking die already!" at Tom Hanks' character by the end of the movie. <<---ME AT THE MOVIES. God that movie sucked.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:07pm.
WW2, Vietnam and Bosnian war. Speaking of the Bosnian War, yesterday I watched this really well acted, touching drama that has the systematic mass rape (if you're interested, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_the_Bosnian_War) as a background to the story.
Grbavica http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464029/
Interesting story: the (brilliant) actress that played a Bosnian woman raped during the war is a Serbian! I thought that was great, but of course the extremist Serbs have already labeled her a "traitor".
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Truly sickening what those soldiers did!
I will definitely add that to my movie list as well. So many new things to see.
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bmitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:51pm.
I love war movies as well.
I will add El Topo to my list, as I have not seen that either.
So do you like any particular period of war movie? What are some of your faves?"
Me too, Cupcake. Because after all, we are the same person. I would have to say 'The Thin Red Line' is my favorite war move. My career Air Force (who incidentally served 4 years withe Marine before switching the Air Force), combat veteran father said that it captured the surreal quality of warfare. I know I'm going to get stoned for this but I think 'Saving Private Ryan' is the most overrated war movie. The first 20 minutes are fine, but the rest of the movie kind of sucks. My father and I were both yelling "Just fucking die already!" at Tom Hanks' character by the end of the movie. Interesting Dad of Kiki thinks that 'Band of Brothers' and 'Generation Kill' best capture the wartime experience, even more so than 'The Thin Red Line'.
Incidentally we both loved 'Waltz With Bashir". My dad has expressed on several occasions that there's a very disconcerting dreamlike quality to combat. He was also a big fan of 'The Hurt Locker' and 'Black Hawk Down', especially BHD because he felt it captured the chaos of warfare.
"or, the original "When a Stranger Calls" with Carol Kane:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080130/"
Another vote for this movie. The first 20 minutes is seriously some of the scariest stuff I have ever seen on film. I would also highly recommend the 1970s version, i.e. the original version of 'Black Christmas'. I watched it in the middle of day and I seriously could not go to sleep that night. So disturbing.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Submitted by meowsers on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:45pm.
No mention of 'The Burbs' yet? Not only is it a good little suspense yarn, but it's farking hilarious to boot!
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"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
WW2, Vietnam and Bosnian war. Speaking of the Bosnian War, yesterday I watched this really well acted, touching drama that has the systematic mass rape (if you're interested, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_the_Bosnian_War) as a background to the story.
Grbavica http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464029/
Interesting story: the (brilliant) actress that played a Bosnian woman raped during the war is a Serbian! I thought that was great, but of course the extremist Serbs have already labeled her a "traitor".
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bmitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:51pm.
I love war movies as well.
I will add El Topo to my list, as I have not seen that either.
So do you like any particular period of war movie? What are some of your faves?
Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:39pm.
F_C
Have you ever seen this one?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Christmas_%281974_film%29
It's the movie that inspired the whole 'call is coming from inside the house' craze. Just didn't do too well back in '74.
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YES, I HAVE! Wow, and I liked it, but I had no idea about the back story, very interesting!
Also this made me LMAO:
When released in the UK, the BBFC had the word "cunt" removed
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CSG, technically being married equals availability of peen. In my case unfortunately it doesn`t. In the last 9 years my husband was gone a total of about 4 1/2. I hadn`t had any dick in three months and won`t have any for the next 10. My husband isn`t good for jackfuckingshit 9 days out of 10, and that`s being generous..
Can you tell i am PMSing???
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Two old horror movies I love: the 1979 version of "Dracula" with Frank Langella; he was the hottest Dracula ever, up there with Christopher Lee and Chris Sarandon. Also, "When a Stranger Calls" with Carol Kane. That movie freaked me the fuck out (a phone call coming from inside the house).
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:28pm.
Hey, if any of you get the IFC channel, High Tension is on tonight.
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Yeah, but warning, it IS gory! EC and a bunch of you Dlisted whores (myself included) are desensitized to this shit, but your friends who can't stand blood will beat your asses if you recommend it to them!
I speak from experience, LOL
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Yes, it is VERY gory!
Classy, have you seen Cannibal Holocaust?
My DVD collection is pretty much gore/drug movies, Full Metal Alchemist and westerns. Actually I have a lot of different stuff, but most people wonder why so many drug movies when I am such a square ( reformed to a square I should say). Then they go and look at the books I have and get scared with all the serial killer stuff I have. I just like reading and watching things that I can't possible imagine doing myself or being involved in.
Wouldn't it be great if a serial killer got loose at the Kardashian nuptials?
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Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust is pretty much a staple for every serious gore-lovin' horror movie buff!
I have some spaghetti westerns here, plus the american classics and a couple oddball westerns like El Topo, ever seen it? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067866/)
I get what you mean about watching stuff you can't imagine doing. I do have quite a few drug-related movies, but my favorite "whoa, I'll never be in this situation" genre is war. I have a shitload of war movies.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:32pm.
CSG, i have no idea, if i would trade a BJ for a chore. The only chore my husband does in this house, and i m dead fucking serious is putting the trashcan on the curb on Tuesdays. THAT IS IT. If he would step up 50/50 , we might have a deal. But fuck doing the dishes once. I would be like: Shit, it took you 17 years, you want a fucking cookie??
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UBF - I think I should start every observation and statement regading marriage and relationships with "As a woman who hasn't been laid in 17 months, I can unequivocally state..."
I swear UBF, as a feminist (AND a Catholic, there's a combo for you), I always believed that sexuality had nothing to do with anything. Of course, this was while I was married and could have pounced on the peen anytime, day or night. Once the possibility of 24 hour peen availability was removed, my opinion DRASTICALLY changed.
Now, as a woman who has gone through a severe peen drought, all I can tell you is that I measure a man by the outline poking through his crotch area. Seriously shallow I know, but it's the truth.
If Bjork You was a dude, I'd jump his ass, ride him until we were numb, then jump his ass again. Bitch and I are totally on the same page, unfortunately I suspect we're the same gender. Fuck me again.
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Regarding household chores...I consider myself VERY lucky because I am the slob and I do probably 1/10th of the cleaning. I do cook and chauffer though so it's kind of a trade off but I think I get the better end of the deal being with a natural neatnik.
Also 'Army of Darkness'. A little bit scary, a whole lot of funny.
No mention of 'The Burbs' yet? Not only is it a good little suspense yarn, but it's farking hilarious to boot!
UBF -- yeah, "Grimm Love" is based on a real story.
There's also a weird movie called "Teeth" about vaginal dentata. Yeah, it's what you think it is.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:36pm.
Wasn`t that Grimm Love based on that case in Germany a few years back, where these freaks hooked up on craigslist (one to eat , one to be eaten. And not in a good way..)??
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Yep. Armin Meiwes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
I loved the acting in Grimm Love, but putting Felicity there as a plot device REALLY damaged the movie. A whole fucking lot.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:33pm.
Evil_Cupcake -- I can't do IFC anymore because of the damn commercials.
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I KNOW! I hate it, but they have the best movies on there, so I just suffer.
It's not a horror flick but since you all know of my love for the little troll Jeremy Renner, have any of you seen Neo Ned? I love that movie! If you haven't, do see it.
F_C
Have you ever seen this one?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Christmas_%281974_film%29
It's the movie that inspired the whole 'call is coming from inside the house' craze. Just didn't do too well back in '74.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:28pm.
Hey, if any of you get the IFC channel, High Tension is on tonight.
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Yeah, but warning, it IS gory! EC and a bunch of you Dlisted whores (myself included) are desensitized to this shit, but your friends who can't stand blood will beat your asses if you recommend it to them!
I speak from experience, LOL
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Yes, it is VERY gory!
Classy, have you seen Cannibal Holocaust?
My DVD collection is pretty much gore/drug movies, Full Metal Alchemist and westerns. Actually I have a lot of different stuff, but most people wonder why so many drug movies when I am such a square ( reformed to a square I should say). Then they go and look at the books I have and get scared with all the serial killer stuff I have. I just like reading and watching things that I can't possible imagine doing myself or being involved in.
Wouldn't it be great if a serial killer got loose at the Kardashian nuptials?
Submitted by angry_secretary on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 6:32pm.
on a serious note, "Dumplings" is a great chinese horror movie. plus bai ling's batty ass is delightful in it.
LOL, I always bring that up when Bai Ling is mentioned. The concept of the movie alone is crazy.
Wasn`t that Grimm Love based on that case in Germany a few years back, where these freaks hooked up on craigslist (one to eat , one to be eaten. And not in a good way..)??
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