Open Post: Hosted By The Lifelike Prince William & Duchess Kate Dolls
British toy store Hamleys reached into the depths of Team America hell and pulled out these terrifying dolls of Prince William and Duchess Kate. They nailed it! The Prince William doll looks like a nutcracker that can crack a walnut without even opening its mouth gate of big ass teefs. Just put a nut up to that doll and it will crack itself.
The Kate Middleton doll is an act of terror and I feel like I should flip up her head to pull out a PEZ tab of nightmares. I'd rather spoon with Leech Woman from Puppetmaster than that dream-killing Duchess Kate doll. That Kate Middleton doll would just stare at you with those raccoon eyes all night and waitwaitwaitwaitwait until you finally scream out, "Okay, I'll fucking marry you! You win!"
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Bjork You: I'm out, the sweet nectar is calling me. If i'm typing, I ain't drinkin.
i got myself nothing this year!in this economy?nothing is good too
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:32am.
Team Bjorky!!1111
But I have to do it ;)
* Starts looking for some pubic assistance *
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Now I'm listening to "Domestica" by BJORK.
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:05am.
bjork youtube doesn't allow the video over here and the celebrations have begun,i have noticed
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It was Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:17am.
let me be a woman bjork!again he?
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Sorry!!!
Hey, what did you get for your birthday? Did you get yourself anything?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
TEAM BJORK YOU: while listening to "The Cure" Close To Me.
Oh, and athens has your number; her sense of perception and wit are just fine.
You need to learn how to play better with others, Fraggle. That's the first rule of any sandbox. No one is asking you to drink the Kool-Aid; just stop being an asshole.
Submitted by ♀ on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:53am.
Bjork you, I know you are still angry at me, can't blame ya, I can be a real angry hobag. I grew up poor white trash btw. lol I'm proud of it because I made my way out of poverty.
What ya gon' do?
Haters gon' hate.
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I'm not angry with you. I just think that you need to stop acting like the abusive mother you often post about. And you growing up white, poor, or without manners is not an excuse for your racism. And I am calling you that not just because of the exchange that I have cut and pasted below, in case you forget what you wrote and/or in case you delete it, which is what you have done in the past with your posts. You assumed that I'm black or of colour because of my posts and know that I'm a parent because I've written about my kid. You assume that I must be a woman, so, being black and female on the internet "24/7," as you put it, must mean that I'm single, of course, and ergo, on welfare. And even if I was on pubic assistance, would that make me less of a person, somehow less than you? That's why I called you a classist. I'm being a little long here because you never seem to understand why people get annoyed, or this one, anyway, with your behaviour. I am also calling you a racist because of your not-so-subtle slams of Muslims. Is K2 one of your alts? juleshasanstd? I know you're not Karen Flatts because you can actually be pretty funny, and not even one of your many mean alts is that dull.
From Tuesday, August 16th (my responses were in caps):
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by ♀ on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:32pm.
The ultimate welfare teat-sucker who is on dlisted 24/7 bragging about her pot-head lifestyle goes silent.
WHAT AM I GOING SILENT ABOUT? AND IF I'M ON HERE "24/7" THEN SO ARE YOU, RIGHT? BUT MAYBE NOT; ONE OF YOUR MANY ALTS MUST BE KEEPING TRACK. WHY AM I ON WELFARE? AND I DON'T BRAG ABOUT MY POT USE. I JUST STATE IT, HAVE FUN WITH IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME AND CHILL OUT.
When you parasites consume the host...it ain't gonna be pretty.
*sigh*
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
Submitted by ♀ on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:34pm.
I'm a racist?
UM, YES. AND CLASSIST.
Are you saying you are 'white trash' sucking off welfare, Bjork?
NO. AND REGARDLESS OF MY ETHNICITY OR YOUR PRESUMED ASSUMPTION ABOUT MY WORK AND HOW I SUPPORT MYSELF ANDF FAMILY, IT STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT OF YOUR BEHAVIOUR THAT HAS BEEN EVIDENCED ON THIS AND MANY OTHER DLISTED THREADS THROUGH THE YEARS.
lmao
WELL IT'S GOOD THAT SOMEONE'S LAUGHING.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO IGNORE MY POSTS, OR WAS IT AN EMPTY THREAT/PROMISE LIKE HOW YOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE DLISTED?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
LOL,(whatever bitch). The Sweetest Thing I've known. Warm as the sun dipped in black. Precious precious. Now that I'm out the ghetto/barrio/reservation. i know still I'm not alone, it's still the sweetest thing I've ever known.
NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:25am.
Still tho, Iswear if any of you Dlist hoez admit to watching the Kartrashian fuckery, I will haunt you like a troll/fraggle for eternity. TRUST.
I think I know who you are now. I think I love you.
*swoons*
it showed you shit in a different way from what i remember, it was ok
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Still tho, Iswear if any of you Dlist hoez admit to watching the Kartrashian fuckery tv special(wedding), I will haunt you like a troll/fraggle for eternity. TRUST.
NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:19am.
I wanted to hate, but, your meter was on.
Are you a meter reader per chance? LOL
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:12am.
lemonene i have seen it,not the american.I liked it but i didn't think it was anything special though
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I've seen the american and liked it, so the original was meh?
NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:10am.
FRAG . . .be considerate since you don't use discipline. .
No. I have tourettes of the typewritten word. Big dif. HUGE.
;p
@ Bjork
Thanks for the update:
I am still high on the white cameltoe tengobaila video you posted yesterday ;)
I loved to be home alone like NDN not maculay
I'm sorry for the long saturday but maybe you could teach Evil Digby something fun and useful, like make dranks or fill the bong.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by ♀ on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:02am.
I wanted to hate, but, your meter was on.
let me be a woman bjork!again he?
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:58am.
hahaha!you are right bjork and i agree,of course i am i glad i exist and all that,a little sad for the inevitable pass of time,that's all,the human condition type of shit.Bjork i am a woman and i don't usually pick up other women!
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Women rock.
You made it through yet another birthday, right? I kind of know what you mean. I don't want to be 19 again, no way, but I did like the string bikini days even though I was no beach bunny. I get depressed when it's the same old shit of hate and war and all that stuff. I detest willful ignorance.
@from athens
Glad that I could help
*Offers bong*
lemonene i have seen it,not the american.I liked it but i didn't think it was anything special though
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
SENTINEL: Big ups to TwatMuffin, Sydney, Bjork, FishStickFan, CSG, and (maybe ATHENS). . . FRAG . . .be considerate since you don't use discipline. . .
Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:51am.
hi friend!
Glad to know you got a case of the drunks.
On weed topic:
1. Bong
2. Pipe
3. Roll (I don't like smelly fingers)
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Lem,
Let me update you:
athens had a birthday yesterday. He is sober but still high off the dance fumes of tengobaila.
NDN is is totally stoned, having gotten the good stuff from "Cally," and his family is out of town. He's like Macauley Culkin in "Home Alone" except he's got bong filled with the good stuff.
I, alas, am sober, my buzz from two dark & stormies long gone. I was sleepy, having only slept about two hours last night, and Evil Digby will be waking up in a few hours. It's going to be a looooooooooooong Saturday.
♀ said she was leaving but is back. Surprise.
lemonene you are right!look at me,what have i become,all theories and bullshit*excuses self for a smoke*haha
Where are ESE and becky?
bjork youtube doesn't allow the video over here and the celebrations have begun,i have noticed
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:58am.
no from athens, you are doing it wrong.
Birthdays are for drinking, smoking the good shit, sessy times, you can feel sad de next day, but probably won't if you do all those things
NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:51am.
NO.
You see, it's like this,
I be chillin' in the back
Chuggin back my life
in a lonely six pack
I ain't causin' no harm
I ain't claimin' no fame
I ain't tryna make myself a household name
But I got assholes callin' ME
Who I just ain't BE
I got muthufuckas on my ass
Junkin' trunkin' muthas crass
I got NUTHIN', no LYIN'
I ain't fuckin' cryin'
but these mofos keep on tryin'
And I'm tired of just denyin'!
You don't SEE what I see
Yeah, it SUCKS to be ME
You don't know, fuck NO
My dlisted HISTORY
I got the mofos hatin' me
from way back when
I got the muthafuckas on my crunk
Because I don't PRETEND
I share my shit, I share it REAL
Why don't homeys just FEEL?
When someone is feelin' down
Can we not break a crown?
Stupid shit, crazy shit
breakin' my mind
Why can't we just chill, be for real
and just UNwind?
/sigh
Hi Bjorky!
Can't sleep so I drink :)
Oh it wasn't safe!
Watcha doing?
Have you seen let the right one in?
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:52am.
...and i was fucking scared.
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I think you are confusing that memory with this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk
hahaha!you are right bjork and i agree,of course i am i glad i exist and all that,a little sad for the inevitable pass of time,that's all,the human condition type of shit.Bjork i am a woman and i don't usually pick up other women!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:45am.
Submitted by NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:38am.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
BONG
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Yes! I had to stop, I was carrying it around in the house like a goddamn IV drip. Twas a sad day when the bong was buried.
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I member that post plus I posted on post. Cache it. YES, I saw Battle Royale. GoGo was hot in her bobby socks. Bjork, get to a blunt stat ! ! !
Submitted by Lemonene on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:43am.
hi from athens, Bjork and NDN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1syENmQ
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Ha, ha!!!
And what are doing up so late, Missy?
And athens, remember, she is the Jason Voorhes of dlisted. It's NEVER safe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNncnILVKzQ&feature=related
NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:35am.
Yeah Yeah enjoy Autumn/Winter. . .Haha. . . I Am Native. . . It does matter anyways. . . n'yAH !
We are all 'native' born. lol
But, those saying they are 'native Americans' are actually Asians:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090428223836.htm
It's rather cool to be able to find our origins as science keeps upping the ante and discovering new shit.
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Bjork you, I know you are still angry at me, can't blame ya, I can be a real angry hobag. I grew up poor white trash btw. lol I'm proud of it because I made my way out of poverty.
What ya gon' do?
Haters gon' hate.
There's a "Woody Allen" joke in EVERYTHING (and mostly grossly unwholesome).
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from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:35am.
what can i say fraggle,i see through you,i knew i would find answers about you in mythology.
Actually, if you had been really perceptive, you'd have called me "Persephone" and that would have totally made me worship you for your psychic abilities.
Nah. You just snark on me and my abilities that you don't possess. It's all good though, I scare people with my powers of perception and direction of energies.
It's a wash.
i have seen it,damn some serious memory lanes bjork,i remember watching clash of the titans in summer cinema,i was about five or six and i was fucking scared.
hi friend!
Glad to know you got a case of the drunks.
On weed topic:
1. Bong
2. Pipe
3. Roll (I don't like smelly fingers)
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
BLAHblahBLAHblahBLAHblahBLAh. . . PERSEPHONE. . .
Merovingian. . . now a days muthafuckas got alot to say. . . any man can get in the habitat. . . just a bunch a bunch of gibberish. . . I don't create the enviro. . . run kid . . .it's no frills. . .Necro will deal when the smell is unbearable. . .pizza . amiga . you never know when you'll need the skills.
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:42am.
bjork my brother and his wife.It was good,the thing is that on my birthday i get a little sad,that was the problem.
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Why? Are you 80 or something? Because if you are and are feeling depressed about getting old, be happy that you're alive, okay? Or is it that you drank too much the a few years ago, picked up some woman in a drunken haze and married her sometime that night, and you woke up in the morning next to Nancy Grace?
lemonene hi,thanks for your wishes by the way!is it safe?
Submitted by NDNchief on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:38am.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
BONG
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Yes! I had to stop, I was carrying it around in the house like a goddamn IV drip. Twas a sad day when the bong was buried.
Have you and athens seen this movie? I love, love Beat Takeshi.
"Battle Royale":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-T7yPJVvXw
(Skip the sequel.)
hi from athens, Bjork and NDN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1syENmQ
;)
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:35am.
what can i say fraggle,i see through you,i knew i would find answers about you in mythology.
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Careful, Perseus, I mean, athens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlEtu3Fi1o
bjork my brother and his wife.It was good,the thing is that on my birthday i get a little sad,that was the problem.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
BONG
Submitted by ♀ on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:23am.
At the age of ten I read Erich Fromm...
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There's a Woody Allen joke in there somewhere.
what can i say fraggle,i see through you,i knew i would find answers about you in mythology.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by ♀ on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:23am.
Yeah Yeah enjoy Autumn/Winter. . .Haha. . . I Am Native. . . It does matter anyways. . . n'yAH ! ! !
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:29am.
i ordered the only thing that looked normal,i thought it was going to be pasta but it turned out to be some spinach based homemade spaghetti shit,i didn't return it beacause i was already half drunk and bored at the same time.
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So you had company? Family/friends took you out or you ate alone? I get the drunk part, but why bored? Were you dining with Katie Holmes? I like spinach pasta and spinach in pasta. What about dessert?
athens, athens...