Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Pitbull
The E*Trade babies should slap themselves in their baby faces for creating a crack monster of delusion who thinks she can spit a stupid lawsuit at anybody who mentions her name. Last year, E*Trade settled with Lindsay Lohan for an "unspecified sum" after she sued them for naming a milkaholic baby "Lindsay." Then White Oprah humped the L on delusional hard when she threatened to sue Glee for calling her freckled coke bag of a skank daughter "crazy." And now TMZ reports that Blohan is sinking her greasy troll claws into Pitbull for using her name in his song Give Me Everything. The lyrics goes like this:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Blohan has been in jail more times than she's been on a movie set, so that line is the truth. You and I see it, but then again we're not a dumb-brained skeezer who keeps finding ways to sink to a new level of pathetic. (Although, I'm probably in no place to say that since I just ate a raw Top Ramen in one sitting.)
Blohan's reason for why she says Pitbull is defaming her good name is going to go down in history as one of the most classic jokes of our time:
Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."
Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.
Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."
"A professional actor of good repute." How is this bitch not head writer of The Onion?
The only bitch Lindsay Lohan should sue for defaming Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan ("Can I do that?" - Lindsay Lohan). Bitch is defaming herself. But if acting like a desperate fool is paying her bar tab, then sue on, sue on, I guess.
Sooner or later, she's going to run out of hos to sue and she's going to have to suck new age hippie dick under a bridge to get her sea jasper fix like all the other quartz whores out there.
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Here is what the outcome of the Rosa Parks suit:
http://articles.cnn.com/2005-04-15/entertainment/parks.settlement_1_rosa...
Anybody remember when Rosa Parks sued OutKast for using her name their song "Rosa Parks"? I don't remember what happened in the suit.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
I can't stand either one of these two. Throw em in a tank full of sharks and whomever survives wins the lawsuit.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 3:21pm.
RE: Escort pics - to me it looks like she's got something tucked into her pants and she's holding it from falling down her pant leg.
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Maybe its an open flask or something.
If every person named in a rap song sued, every rapper would be in court.
Really dumb.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
Tell me she's not escorting this dude:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2027455/Lindsay-Lohan-enjoy...
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Rumors have been swirling for months that she's a prostitute catering to rich men. I think that tabloid is trying to say it without saying it, "fourth man in a month". LOL Probably the 14th.
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I almost never go on that site, but saw this and thought the same. What's even sadder is that she can't even make a decent living as a hooker and has to file frivolous lawsuits for cash. She should be grateful someone wants to put her in a song.
And.... it is soooo totally obvi that she is the escort from the blind item!
RE: Escort pics - to me it looks like she's got something tucked into her pants and she's holding it from falling down her pant leg.
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 3:18pm.
I guess there are a lot of stupid rich guys in Hollywood.
That's about 98% of the population of Hollywood.
@boomsy- I think so, too. It reminds me of Lucky from King of the Hill (yes, I was the one person who watched King of the Hill) whose income was from suing Costco for slipping on pee.
Oh bitch please. I hope she doesn't receive a penny! I can't believe the e trade people settled with her!
Y'know, if she was smart (I know), and actually serious about getting her shit together (I KNOW), she'd use this stuff for a good laff - hell, maybe even have a song contest for the best Lohan/crackhead lines ...
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
in Pitbull cuban accent says: Hey Lindsay tu 'tassssssss locaaaaaaaaaaa
Coma Caca!
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I guess there are a lot of stupid rich guys in Hollywood. She is totally escorting that older dude, and he probably thinks its cool that the paps are taking his pic.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
Tell me she's not escorting this dude:
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Omg. Yes.
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Go abuse your lonely girl bon-bons and toss them in a fire if you like.~super martian
Has Lindsay Lohan always been such a bitchy cunt?
Oh wait, yes I guess she has been.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Why do I get the feeling all these random lawsuits are her main sources of income?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:31pm.
I hear crack dealers are getting together a class action suit against her for ruining their products reputation.
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Please include weave makers, peroxide producers, vodka distilleries, etc..
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And The Screen Actors Guild should get in on that.
She's such a stupid bitch.
Such a stupid, stupid bitch.
The only thing I don't understand about the Lindsay "date" is why they were in public together.
If I were a man and had scored a "date" with Lindsay Lohan, I'd make her come to my home and do lots of dirty nasty sex stuff. I wouldn't act like she was a GIRLFRIEND or some kind of TROPHY on my arm. Ew. What is he, stupid?
And I wondered about why she kept holding on to her "skirt". It looked like something happened to what she was originally wearing (bukkake stains? A big rip? what?) and she wrapped a scarf around herself and held it so it would stay up.
god how old is this song? i know i know a few months or a month but hey Linds has to get money from some where
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
THIS FUCKING CRAZY ASS BITCH IS SO BEYOND DELUSIONAL!
The only way this bitch can make a buck anymore is by suing people, nobody will hire her ass!
Who is Pitbull? Whatever. I hope he takes that hooer's bet and raises her some.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:59pm.
She even has that prostitutey look about her.
Well, she's always got that. The guy looks like, "Fuck, cameras."
He should be sued for such lame ass lyrics.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Picking on Lohan at this point is like going after the kid that kept getting knocked over during kickball.
Submitted by Amby on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:56pm.
I think Lindsay Wagner should jump on this lawsuit or even Lindsey Buckingham. Have they mentioned how it's spelled? That could throw the case out!
Defense lawyer: "Your honor, Mr. Pitbull could not have been referring to the plaintiff since tiptoein' and flowin' don't rhyme with Lohan."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
Tell me she's not escorting this dude:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2027455/Lindsay-Lohan-enjoy...
For sure. She even has that prostitutey look about her. What is with that top?? I know it probably costs what a lot of people make in a week, but it looks like some kind of support bra you'd have to wear after surgery.
This has mommy Crackie written all over it as in the E Trade lawsuit-same lawyer repping her. But as I recall, E Trade, before settling, had a countersuit filed because Crackie is a Californian resident and not a New Yorker. E trade was forcing Crackie's mommy to file in California-and then magically, the case was settled. I seriously doubt Crackie got any cash, only her and mommy's lawyer bill paid because they couldn't afford to change the venue to California. Holley only handles her criminal cases-not this cash grabbing shit of mommy Crackie. But this is different, you stupid Crackie!!! You are suing someone in the entertainment business. FFS, Crackie, tell your mommy to get a REAL job and stop ruining what's left of your um um ---well carry on then since this is all you have left. Damn, from "IT" girl to "SHIT" girl in seven years.
I think Lindsay Wagner should jump on this lawsuit or even Lindsey Buckingham. Have they mentioned how it's spelled? That could throw the case out!
@ RustyHooligan - Dude has that HGH neanderthal forehead.
Sorry but I am fully TEAM PITBULL! That cunt should make her money the old fashioned way by EARNING IT FOR WORK SHE HAS DONE. I hate assholes like her who sue over every god damned thing. This cunt is the reason that our insurance rates on everything sky rocket because idiots like her sue and insurance companies end up footing the bill for non-working, litigious assholes!
God she is sickening! She can't work because she is a fucking mess, so why not screw everyone you can for free money!
Cunt!
THIS bitch. Yo Lindsey, you actually were "locked up" so they aren't saying anything untrue. And uh, being in a rap song by a current popular rapper keeps your name out there. If she wins this case I am fucking done professionally with our legal system.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:46pm.
WTH is love cat magazine?!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I've been meaning to look that up but it's like you don't have to. It's a step down from that Miami rag where she refused to go thru with the whole interview and barked at a safety cone.
i guess that's one way to bring in some income when your career is in the shitter.
"Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild"
There's only one thing that is suitable to describe that sentence- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I clearly remember this dumb slore say that her SAG card/membership expired which is why she couldn't complete some part of her probation. So "actor in good standing" is whoreshit!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
This ugly, smelly, skanky, diseased, narcissistic, delusional, cracked-out piece of shit. Ooops, I better watch it -- maybe she'll sue me, too!
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
Tell me she's not escorting this dude:
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She looked ashamed in those pics not to mention she was dressed like a ho.
WTH is love cat magazine?!
the actress was participating in a photoshoot for Love Cat magazine.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2027455/Lindsay-Lohan-enjoy...
I hope pitbull lets this go to court and the judge laughs and laughs in her fucked up face.
*fingers crossed*
Errrr...Blohan? Good reputation?
Those two words do not go together.
Pitbull is defaming himself by mentioning a has been like Lohan. He should change the lyrics in a way that is "ridiculatory and excoriating" to her. HAHAHOHAN!!!!!
HAHHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Oh my god she is so stupid! Hahahahahahah! Dumb cunt needs to go away.
She's obviously broke so she sues pitbull b/c those etrade babies let her believe her name is still relevant. Bitch is beyond delusional if she thinks she's an actress in good standing. Am not a fan of pitbulls music, but he better not cave like etrade. He should countersue, but that bitch has no money so he would probably end up with her shoe collection.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
Tell me she's not escorting this dude:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2027455/Lindsay-Lohan-enjoy...
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Rumors have been swirling for months that she's a prostitute catering to rich men. I think that tabloid is trying to say it without saying it, "fourth man in a month". LOL Probably the 14th.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:37pm.
further proof on the blind item of a young trouble Hollywood actress who's making money as an escort.
Yes! (I love it.)
Rusty - further proof on the blind item of a young trouble Hollywood actress who's making money as an escort.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/19/2011 - 2:31pm.
I hear crack dealers are getting together a class action suit against her for ruining their products reputation.
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Please include weave makers, peroxide producers, vodka distilleries, etc...
What a grasping, greedy, stupid, little bitch. Hope Pitbull doesn't settle.
She really needs to fuck the FUCK off.
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Douchechill!
OMG! I thought I was the only one that ate raw Ramen Noodles!
My pants were moved aside and my jizz was flowin'
I got my dick sucked by Lindsay Lohan.
SUE RAUL YOU POS!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
So if I say Blohan is months away from doing a Dana Plato, who sues me?
Sucky I co-sign the hate for your dick but I so fucking would. I'd do Pitbull too! fnar!