Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 19, 2011 / Posted by:

This A list actor who has been A list since being a teen heartthrob two decades ago, is rumored to own a special property offshore specifically designed to grow weed. (BuzzFoto)

Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp? But I’m going to throw Leo’s name into my bong, smoke that shit it up and blow it out as my official guess. No wonder Blake Lively is crawling up his ass hard like he shits out weed flowers.

Can you imagine getting stoned with Blake NotSoLively? Blake naturally talks like a stoned blobfish with a mouth full of Novocaine jelly. So when she’s stoned for real, it’s probably like having a conversation with a half-deflated party balloon whose string is tied to a table fan. Not that I’ve had a stoned conversation with a half-deflated party balloon whose string was tied to a table fan…or anything.

This Twilight actress has not been getting the kind of dollar offers for roles she likes but has found a new way to make money. It seems that wealthy guys are very interested in spending time with her as her vampire character. She is happy to do so and will hang out with you for an entire night for $50K. Seems steep. (CDAN)

Get that money, RPattz! Or Ashley Greene?

This reality star turned celebrity turned lead actor in really bad movies should really stop juicing up. Apparently when he made the moves on his much younger co-star (who is an incredible foreign born actress you have never heard of but has terrible taste in guys) he was unable to go from six to midnight. He blamed being tired, but it is because of the roids. They tried again the next day but still nothing. (CDAN)

Johnny Knoxville or one of those other Jackass dudes? And don’t roid heads get huge, hard butt pimples? Maybe she should’ve humped on that instead.

This B- list comedy actress got her fame from late night television but prefers movies. She also prefers to make everyone around her miserable. Right now she is shooting a movie and makes one demand after another to the point where the crew just wants the movie to be over so they never have to see her again. She is the epitome of someone who thinks way more of herself than anyone does of her. (CDAN)

Kristin Wiig is the only name I’ve got? Hopefully, she wears her baby hands while she pulls a JLo on hos.

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