Afternoon Crumbs
RiRi’s new weave is very Lahoma Vane Lucas as Miss Puerto Rico 1982 – Lainey Gossip
“We don’t love your snaggle fangs!” – every peen that Kiki Dunst by almost skinned by sucking it – The Superficial
Tara Reid goes into the Celebrity Big Brother house, won’t remember she’s married when she gets out – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The West Memphis 3 should start a rap group and go on tour with Three 6 Mafia – The Daily What
Why did I think this was Tiffany? – Towleroad
Blake Lively’s publicist was totally a creative writing major – Celebitchy
Either ScarJo’s chichis shrunk or she’s wearing one of those vacuum-sealed sports bras – Hollywood Tuna
How to bathe a hedgehog – The Berry
I’d rather see pictures of Ashley Jizzdale going mask shopping, but I guess these will do for now – Popoholic
Bravo is washing the Russell Armstrong from the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – ICYDK
Draco Malfoy and Amy Winehouse go for a stroll – Popsugar
Selma Blair’s baby looks like a baby – Just Jared
Vintage Brad Pitt – SOW
Rachel Bilson takes the backdoor – Hollywood Rag
Lady Caca is now stealing ideas from my shower by wearing that puff on her head – I’m Not Obsessed
The one where a toaster takes down a kitty – Cityrag
Basement Baby and Baby Juelz must share the same barber – Crunk + Disorderly