You're Still Wearing A Mouth Mask, Right?
You still shouldn't be wearing a mouth mask because of airborne Kardashian kooties. That threat has passed. You should be wearing a mouth mask, because inhaling the mixture of powdery demureness, bronzed elegance and magical lash dust that is coming out of Aubrey O'Day's mouth will cause you to hyperventilate and fall into a dream-like coma where kidney bean tits dance in a bubble of clown powder around you. You're not ready for that since one should go on a fuckery fast 24 hours before doing so.
Leave it to Aubrey HoDayNightWhenever to bring some much-needed star quality and glamour to last night's tired whore and pony show hosted by the barnyard brigade. Aubrey can deduct the bus fare she paid to get there last night as charity on her tax form, because showing up to that mess definitely counts as an act of philanthropy toward needy famewhores. I swear, Aubrey has more talent, natural beauty and dignity* in one of her implant ripples than all of the Kardashians combined times infinity!
* Yup, saying that Aubrey O'Day has dignity is one of the first signs of famewhore inhalation. Call the Clinica Mobile.
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That is the worst boob job! She needs to get them re-done or cover them up. Wrong dress altogether.
And I won't even go into the make-up job.
Why????
Someone needs to sit down Tori Spelling and gently break it to her that her "World's Worst Boob Job" title (tittle?) has serious competition.
Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 3:55pm.
And does her necklace say "GristleBird" or "LittleBitch" or what?? I need bifocals, maybe.
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I think it says "KillerSTD"
Shouldn't a bustier be pushing your boobs up?? Her boobs wouldn't look quite so bad if she was wearing that dress right.
Damn. She used to be pretty. Now she looks like Miss World Class Skank 2004 just smoked a blunt dipped in formaldehyde.
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That is a terrifying fake-boob situation! OMG.
And does her necklace say "GristleBird" or "LittleBitch" or what?? I need bifocals, maybe.
bitch is all sorts of not right, I don't know were to begin...square boobs beginning under the armpit, pale ugly lips, all that white around the eyes...everything is so wonky it boggles the mind how one person could look so fucking messed up in all departments...she makes Dreamboat Dougherty look normal. I can't with this mess..she needs to really go away. btw, what is she famous for again??
whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? STRETCH-MARK-SQUARE-TITS
I know in Hollywood (and specially having a asshole like diddy as your boss) plastic surgery is a "must", but i dont get why a pretty girl needs to fuck her face with plastic: http://www.cirugiasdeestrellas.com/2010/12/rinoplastia-de-aubrey-oday.ht...
She was so cute and now she is just creepy
Those tits look like they’re in a race to the top. My money’s on the right one.
Thought this was the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Submitted by SuperG. on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:12pm.
She should get a refund on those implants! O_O
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A little more accurate in Aubrey's case.
how the heck did the last photo turn out like that? i looked at the other pics and they seem fairly even.. but that one.. wth?
I would sue the surgeon if my titty job came out looking like this mess Aubrey whoever-the-fuck seems proud to parade out in public.
If someone took a photo of me with my boobs looking like the last thumbnail I WOULD DIE!!! DIE!!!!
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How do you go out looking like that? Why did she ask for double implants only on one side? Makeups all wrong and overdone, as usual. Who is still inviting her to any event? I can't believe that is the same person who looked sharp and could dance her ass off on Making the Band.
ha ha she's at the kim kunt kollection
its the event of the yr for the krab krowd
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Tis ok ho. :D
Her boobs are seriously messed up. However, if she was wearing that dress CORRECTLY...like 3-4 inches higher in front...it wouldn't be so noticable. Doesn't she know that a bustier top is supposed to hold your boobs?? It looks like the only thing holding up the front is double-sided tape. And that's not helping the wonkiness AT ALL.
Looks like Fucking Classy didn't wear a mouth mask.
You never think you'll catch something and then ::BOOM:: STDlisted
She should get a refund on those implants! O_O
SO sick of seeing bitches blowing kisses in photos.
You look like an idiot.
It's duck face with spirit fingers.
STOP IT!
Did this bitch look in the mirror before leaving the house?
FC - WTF with your post? You copied the entire thread HO!
That dress makes my tits hurt.
@Deb
YIKES! Talk about nowhere for the eyes to escape!
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That's a yamanba. It's some sort of trend in Japan, although they're being replaced by ganguros. Or something. Last time I went there I took a bunch of pictures with those freaks, they're hilarious, and I mean it in a good way. It takes guts to wear that shit in such a traditional society.
ETA: Fuck, I dunno what happened to the previous gigantic post, sowwy.
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Holy wonky bolt -ons Batman!
...ummm that was supposed to be page 7 "OR" 8....just clearing that up.
*goes back to ignoring O'Day's horrible titty bags*
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:49am.
I need some help dlisters... remember earlier this summer MK posted a dance some guys did in walmart with scantily clad girls shaking their asses on shopping carts.. does anyone remember what it is filed under? thank u
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I think it is called She Go To Wal-Mart.
that dress makes her look fat; its too small!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:39am.
Our now, not so-secret shames! haha!
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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:49am.
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Just When I Think I've Heard Of Every Freaky Ass Fetish
it is on this thread a few days back...pages 7 ot 8 I think.
Oh man I didn't even see the last thumb...how wonky.
If I were her I'd start walking the Tara Reid put-me-in-mags-cuz-of-my-fucked-up-plastic-surgery stroll.
I mean hell it does work for Tara...people still remember her and she hasn't been in anything since Taradise back when E! was watchable.
ugliest.boobs.ever.
I need some help dlisters... remember earlier this summer MK posted a dance some guys did in walmart with scantily clad girls shaking their asses on shopping carts.. does anyone remember what it is filed under? thank u

Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:49am.
http://mobile.dlisted.com/2011/08/11/just-when-i-think-ive-heard-every-f...
Wow, her right tit is making a run for it.
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Sad, sad titty sacks...
she looks like a drag queen and I believe I spy a botched boob job, because normal boobs would hurt after being smooshed and contorted like that.
GTL- It looks like she either has a teardrop implant that turned or she has capsular contracture. Either way, she needs a revision or to cover that shit up!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:34am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:25am.
We all have ONE person we like who we are embarrassed about. Aubry is my shame!
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Goopy's mine! lol
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Lima Bean Tit!!!!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:30am.
I also can't with this pastel pink lipstick on super tanned fake blondes. It's so trashy. Actually, her whole makeup reminds me of THIS:
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YIKES! Talk about nowhere for the eyes to escape!
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Her boobs are veiny because she got them done. It happens after implants.
Cant stand Ho'Day
her tits look painful eessh...
Man, her boobs are NASTY. The implant should be migrating and floating about, right?. Hon get yourself a refund and correction stat! She probably got the implants inserted through the armpit and something went horribly wrong
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:25am.
We all have ONE person we like who we are embarrassed about. Aubry is my shame!
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Goopy's mine! lol