I Guess That Publicity Stunt Didn’t Work

August 18, 2011 / Posted by:

TLC announced today that Kat Von D will join Kate Gosselin at the halfway house for wayward reality whores, because they are lasering off L.A. Ink from their taint. They are canceling that mess after four seasons. The Duggars better say yes to every dress and develop a strange addiction to eating the one-pot laundry soap they make, because their asses could be next. Here’s the last rites that TLC read over L.A. Ink’s dying body:

“TLC has decided that the current season of LA Ink will be its last. The network is proud of what the series has accomplished in its four seasons, following Kat Von D’s journey as an artist from Miami to Los Angeles. The series finale will air September 15th at 10 p.m.”

But wait. Kat Von D not only says that she’s the one who broke up with TLC, but now she’s telling People that she and Vanilla Gorilla are magically back together. What a surprising coincidence! This is the shit that poured out of the bull’s asshole on Kat’s face when she tried to make it sound like she’s the one who walked away from the show:

“In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup, the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn’t happen while filming. I have no regrets and am very proud of the original footage. In my opinion, any attempt to compromise the honesty of that would be an insult to my fans and viewers.

As grateful as I am to have been a part of a show like LA Ink, I’m ready to end this chapter and want to focus on other projects now.”

And here’s what the Nazi Frankenstein mouth shat when People asked him about his engagement to Kat being back on:

“Sometimes you are only given one chance in life. It was up to me to open my eyes and see it. That girl is my chance. I will never stop fighting and striving to hold on to her. Showing her how special she is, and how much I love her.”

You know, I hope you didn’t read either of those statements from those whores for propaganda. You should’ve just farted in your hand and smelled it for five seconds since that’s basically what Kat Von D and VG are doing to us. “Sometimes you are only given one chance in life?” Why didn’t VG go all the way and say, “She completes me.” They are so full of shit.

The break-up was a publicity stunt for her show, it didn’t work and so now they’re back to creating new strains of gonorrhea every time their face anuses kiss. The end.

But we should really be mad at TLC. When that tattooed trash pile tramp went to TLC and said she’d do anything for ratings, an executive should’ve lied to her and said that the highest-rated Lost episode was the one where Juliet falls into a hole. (Nudge. Nudge.) Missed opportunity and we should never forgive TLC for that.

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