I Guess That Publicity Stunt Didn't Work
TLC announced today that Kat Von D will join Kate Gosselin at the halfway house for wayward reality whores, because they are lasering off L.A. Ink from their taint. They are canceling that mess after four seasons. The Duggars better say yes to every dress and develop a strange addiction to eating the one-pot laundry soap they make, because their asses could be next. Here's the last rites that TLC read over L.A. Ink's dying body:
"TLC has decided that the current season of LA Ink will be its last. The network is proud of what the series has accomplished in its four seasons, following Kat Von D's journey as an artist from Miami to Los Angeles. The series finale will air September 15th at 10 p.m."
But wait. Kat Von D not only says that she's the one who broke up with TLC, but now she's telling People that she and Vanilla Gorilla are magically back together. What a surprising coincidence! This is the shit that poured out of the bull's asshole on Kat's face when she tried to make it sound like she's the one who walked away from the show:
"In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup, the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn't happen while filming. I have no regrets and am very proud of the original footage. In my opinion, any attempt to compromise the honesty of that would be an insult to my fans and viewers.As grateful as I am to have been a part of a show like LA Ink, I'm ready to end this chapter and want to focus on other projects now."
And here's what the Nazi Frankenstein mouth shat when People asked him about his engagement to Kat being back on:
"Sometimes you are only given one chance in life. It was up to me to open my eyes and see it. That girl is my chance. I will never stop fighting and striving to hold on to her. Showing her how special she is, and how much I love her."
You know, I hope you didn't read either of those statements from those whores for propaganda. You should've just farted in your hand and smelled it for five seconds since that's basically what Kat Von D and VG are doing to us. "Sometimes you are only given one chance in life?" Why didn't VG go all the way and say, "She completes me." They are so full of shit.
The break-up was a publicity stunt for her show, it didn't work and so now they're back to creating new strains of gonorrhea every time their face anuses kiss. The end.
But we should really be mad at TLC. When that tattooed trash pile tramp went to TLC and said she'd do anything for ratings, an executive should've lied to her and said that the highest-rated Lost episode was the one where Juliet falls into a hole. (Nudge. Nudge.) Missed opportunity and we should never forgive TLC for that.
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Hepatitis A-Z when I look at these 2, plus heavy duty discharge outta her twathole!
Re-editing events that didn't happen? She is one dumb fuck.
TLC stand for The Learning Channel. What did anyone learn from 4 seasons of LA Ink, exactly?
lemme tell you, the artists in her shop are about as talented as my 5 yr old niece (hi baby)...she's ugly, which she knows b/c I certainly wouldn't tattoo my fucking FACE...he's a chimp, she's got the face of an orangutan and their little bastard kids will look insane...lots of luck and valtrex, ya nasty fuckers
Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:46pm.
Her voice is positively creepy. It's like a fake female monster voice.
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LMAO! Right? Like she should be just saying "grrrrr" all the time and stomping around like Frankenstein. I believe she makes small children cry and run away from her.
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So just WTF did this show "accomplish" in 4 seasons?
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I hate this bitch so much I would never buy her makeup no matter how good it was....and yes, Ineed makeup now...but would pay double for anything else, I refuse to make her rich...fuck both of these LOOZZEERRSS!!
"The break-up was a publicity stunt for her show, it didn't work and so now they're back to creating new strains of gonorrhea every time their face anuses kiss. The end."
Bring that fuckin' hammer DOWN brother!
With the death of this bullshit and Cunt Plus 8, I'm starting to believe it's the end of reality TV. Dare I dream?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
You can see all of her extensions poking out from underneath her hair.
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
hot messes all around. who else do they think they're going to find to lick each others heil hitler no-no tattoos? let's get real.
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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:01pm.
"seriously, how douchey does one have to be to actually watch those inking shows (...)"
Uhm, oops. Even though tattoos give me the creeps, I'm often moved by people's motives for getting one: the bereaved husband who says that his late wife's beautiful smile will forever be the first thing he'll see when he looks in the mirror, the grieving brother who says that he wants his sister close-by because she was the light of his life. What is more, the craftsmanship of the Miami inkers is amazing. In my defence I have to say that I only watch this show when I'm exercising. No, really!
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Mahatma Gandhi
Her voice is positively creepy. It's like a fake female monster voice.
I watched part of her stupid show tonight and it seems that she did a photoshoot and they covered up all her tats! She looked pretty for once.
Pfft. These two totally dig each other's back woods and hang their hammocks in one another's faces.
Damn, I can't believe she finally took off that ratty azz wig. I believe that's the first time I've ever seen her real hair - it looks nice. I thought she was bald underneath that mess.
The camera is not Jesse's friend. He always takes the most bizarre shots.
No comment on the show - wouldn't watch it if it was the only thing on TV. Only snippet I saw was on this site, when her needy azz showed him the tattoo she did of him.
I love V.G.'s 'alien anal probe' expression in that photo.
The cooties just jump off of the screen with these two.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Isn't kat von d Mexican? I'm fairly certain that she is. So with Vanilla Gorillas Nazi-ism I never believed they were a real couple. He just wanted to bang it out a few times and move on. Because his Nazi peoples would kick him out of the crew.
Looks like JJ just figured out how low he's fallen.
Er, gross.
"re-editing events that didn't happen while filming"
Dumbslut says what? How exactly do they edit something that never happened and therefore wasn't filmed?
And as for your "fans and viewers", if you had any, your fucking show would not have been cancelled!
Aaaand we're done!
*takes a deep early-Beatles-style bow, falls over 'cause I is drunk*
Submitted by yuga on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 5:40pm.
The eyeshadow in Kat's makeup line is really good. And no, I'm not afraid to admit that I bought her eye shadow. I'd wear it more often if I made a habit of wearing makeup outside of foundation, powder, and mascara.
Add me to the Kat von D makeup group. It's the only celebrity-endorsed makeup I've ever bought (does that Leslie lady from Bare Escentuals count?). I've admitted it here on the D before, and maybe I shouldn't again, LOL...but I love love LOVE her lipstick (in "Hellbent") with the grayish-black-glittery gloss (in "Gunshine") over it. And like Yuga, I started buying it way back when the line first came out. Never tried the eyeshadow or liner, though.
Too bad the Tattoo Cover Makeup from her line doesn't cover up doofus on-again, off-again publicity-stunt fiances who look as if they smell like ass and WD-40. :-P
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:04pm.
How did Jesse find the time to fall so madly in love while he was in the midst of a divorce?! WOW talk about true colors. He didnt give two shits about Sandra. If his heart needed ANY time to heal - he certainly didnt take it. She made the right choice when she kept her mouth shut, allowed him to make a fool of himself, and kicked him to the curb ...no questions asked. LOVE HER!
Maybe he has found his match - Kat has a voice like a man and looks as though she has bad hygiene. Good luck to them.
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But honestly, how do you marry a guy like that without having a clue as to what he is about? I think it speaks volumes about her really.
Why does JJ wear his ballcaps all the way down on his eyebrows like a fucking idiot?
He is definitely creepy!
They both look über-creepy, emphasis on über.
Submitted by MooseMama on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:43pm.
I remember when i was maybe 20 or 21 TLC aired this show which showed (for lack of a better word) real women going through labor. My roommate at the time LOVED it and it always aired when I came back home. It freaked and grossed me out. The screaming, the pushing, the blood...there was no escaping it for me when it aired.
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Yeah TLC used to show the real reality shows like that, the ones that were shot as tastefully as possibly in a documentary style that made you actually think and possibly learn something (hence the name The Learning Channel)
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exactly. I may not have liked that particular one but I did like another which I don't recall. They've turned into Bravo...sacrifice anything for higher ratings.
The documentary channel on animals remains my favorite. And also some french channel which documents real murders and investigations. I've never watched those FBI murder/crime fictional shows they constantly air on other channels.
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Submitted by Alix on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by Vanitas on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:55pm.
"re-editing events that didn't happen while filming"
how do you re-edit something that was never filmed to begin with?
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Exactly what I was wondering. These two aren't just shit-skank fame hos. They're -- arrgh, there's not even a word for it (for right now, let's go with MK's suggestion about the fart smelling). They almost make me long for the comparative elegance and good breeding of Spencer and Heidi Twatt.
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!! If they hear you say that, twit and twat might come back
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Submitted by Vanitas on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:55pm.
"re-editing events that didn't happen while filming"
how do you re-edit something that was never filmed to begin with?
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Exactly what I was wondering. These two aren't just shit-skank fame hos. They're -- arrgh, there's not even a word for it (for right now, let's go with MK's suggestion about the fart smelling). They almost make me long for the comparative elegance and good breeding of Spencer and Heidi Twatt.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
How did Jesse find the time to fall so madly in love while he was in the midst of a divorce?! WOW talk about true colors. He didnt give two shits about Sandra. If his heart needed ANY time to heal - he certainly didnt take it. She made the right choice when she kept her mouth shut, allowed him to make a fool of himself, and kicked him to the curb ...no questions asked. LOVE HER!
Maybe he has found his match - Kat has a voice like a man and looks as though she has bad hygiene. Good luck to them.
Off topic, Phoebe Price and I are now friends.
I'm not sure if I should shit, or go blind.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:06pm.
they'll replace those shows with others such as,
''Crazy about Pippa.'' Much better.
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You mean they didn't like the shows you proposed?
My Retard Sister
Others' Suicide Attempts that Inconvenience Me
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OMG! MIKE!
Naughty, naughty! LOL!
"re-editing events that didn't happen while filming"
how do you re-edit something that was never filmed to begin with?
OFF TOPIC- The Islamic Jihad has issued a Fatwa on David Letterman.
seriously, how douchey does one have to be to actually watch those inking shows - it's like watching paint dry. and since both of these whores make me gag, that must mean they're perfect for each other.
and really, wtf is going on over at TLC - has someone in programming awakened from a several years long coma and come to their senses? first Kunty Kate and now Kat the Bat. well let's just hope whoever's in charge realizes that the real stars of their network are the queer bridal consultants from "Say Yes To The Dress" NYC and Atlanta!
That's funny, I already "cancelled" this crapfest four years ago by never watching it to begin with.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:43pm.
I remember when i was maybe 20 or 21 TLC aired this show which showed (for lack of a better word) real women going through labor. My roommate at the time LOVED it and it always aired when I came back home. It freaked and grossed me out. The screaming, the pushing, the blood...there was no escaping it for me when it aired.
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Yeah TLC used to show the real reality shows like that, the ones that were shot as tastefully as possibly in a documentary style that made you actually think and possibly learn something (hence the name The Learning Channel)
unfortunately TLC realized that no one wants to learn, they just want mindless reality shows about media whores
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:40pm.
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1 - hell no. I may say more than I intend when under the influence of the sweet nectar, but apart from the times on D here, I keep my shit private.
2 - that would be a good idea!
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please cancel the duggers. If I wanted to watch parents ignoring too many kids, I'd just head over to Scoville Ave.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Oh God. Please tell me this doesn't mean she'll be moving to Austin too. It's bad enough having to wear a hazmat suit with him around town.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
I remember when i was maybe 20 or 21 TLC aired this show which showed (for lack of a better word) real women going through labor. My roommate at the time LOVED it and it always aired when I came back home. It freaked and grossed me out. The screaming, the pushing, the blood...there was no escaping it for me when it aired.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:06pm.
they'll replace those shows with others such as,
''Crazy about Pippa.'' Much better.
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You mean they didn't like the shows you proposed?
My Retard Sister
Others' Suicide Attempts that Inconvenience Me
You can't turn a "ho" into a "housewife", unless you're playing scrabble.
"...the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn't happen while filming."
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How the fuck do you edit/re-edit something that NEVER happened?
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 5:52pm.
I still can't believe something called The Learning Channel has shows about an overly (and artificially) fecund woman and some skanky tattoo artist. Then again, I can't believe A&E (once known as Arts & Entertainment) has a show about a bounty hunter, or that the so-called History Channel has shows about UFOs, Bigfoot, and Jesus.
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I DO love me some Storage Wars and The first 48!!
*shameface*
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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I love how everyone is shitting on TLC all of the sudden. Nobody said a word when they were paying for their lifestyle, but all of the sudden it`s about "honesty" towards their "fans"?? Bitch, should the fuck up and tend to your Herpes-sores, or whatever you got brewing between your legs, thanks to fucking with Jessie James and the likes. Forrest Gump had it right:
Stupid is who stupid does.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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@Candy
Were they including mall appearances?
ugh i realize she's a dumb hoe but I just don't understand how any woman can have sex with a man who has had sex with porn stars and other gutter trash
Have some respect for yourself
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I stopped watching her show ages ago when she started showing what a dumb ho she was. But I did have an evil chuckle over all the show's promos that gushed over her and VG's (almost typed VD)gushy relationship.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Ha ha, big fat FAIL, you skanky ugly disease riddled BITCH.