Open Post: Hosted By An Apple-Biting Juggler
August 18, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
I know I should be tripping over my ooooooohs, whistling through my nipple holes and clapping with my b-hole lips over this dude setting a world record for biting into three apples 65 times in 30 seconds while juggling them, but I’m just not impressed. I’m making this face on the inside. If you really want to see some award-winning shit, put Rosie O’Donnell in front a spinning roundabout full of spreadeagled lezzies and watch in amazement as she munches 12 coochies 250 times in 30 seconds. Now that is some shit that’ll make Guinness roll out of bed.
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