It’s Helen Mirren’s Turn To Talk About Plastic Faces

Because it is obviously the week where every single British actress (and cuntresses who keep telling themselves they’re British) have something to say about plastic surgery crap, Helen Mirren shared her thoughts with InStyle on women refurbishing their faces. Helen said last year that she thinks hos should do whatever they want to their bodies and faces, but now she’s saying that chicks of a certain age (aka Kim Kardassian, Heidi Montag, Megan Fox, etc.. etc…) should preserve their youth by staying away from Dr. 90210.

“The only thing I don’t like on young people is plastic surgery. The purity of youthful beauty is so fantastic to me that it’s horrific when young girls get fake things.”

Horrific? That is a fightin’ word to describe the definition of youthful beauty that 16-year-old Courtney Stodden blooms out with every move of her face:

Helen Mirren better sleep in the dark with broken camera lenses around her (Courtney Stodden doesn’t go into a room unless it’s lit up and ready for recordin’), because it’s only a matter of time before Courtney slithers under her bedroom door to pornface her to death.

And this is off-topic, but does anybody know the kind of hung…um…flower…that Helen Mirren is holding in the picture above? I ask, because I’ve always been told that I have a green anus thumb.

via Radar