Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Otis, the skydiving pug! I can’t bark for all dogs, because if I tried I’d look crazier than usual and I really don’t need a weekly “just checking up on you” postcard from the local mental hospital instead of a bi-weekly one. But I can bark for my own dog and say that he would consider it an extreme act of torture, right up there with eating food things in front of his face and making him caca in the rain, if I took him skydiving. My dog throws me “I hate you and will poop in front of a car stopped at a stop sign just for this” eyes whenever I blow dry his long ass hairs after washing him with strawberry-scented shampoo. Yes, you have my permission to submit that into the Gayest Things Ever Written On A Laptop contest. But my dog is not Otis!

Otis is a 10-year-old high-flying pug who loves to feel the threat of death blow through his ears as he falls to the ground with his owner. Most pugs I know are only interested in wind if they’re the ones breaking it, but Otis’ owner says that he loves flying through the wind and he’s done it 64 times during the past 9 years. Otis’ owner Will DaSilva tells the Sacramento Bee that he used to work at a parachute center in Lodi,CA and one day he got the idea to strap his pug onto his front.

The first time they jumped, Otis didn’t resist the harness and didn’t join the scat chapter of the Mile High Club by shitting midair. Will’s fiancee thinks that Otis loves it so much, because it’s like sticking his head out of a car window during a ride. Below is a clip of the skydoggy in action:

It could be just me, but at the end of the clip, it looks like Otis is the doing “screw this mess” strut before realizing that Will’s got Snausages in his pack and so he makes a quick U-Turn. Snausages > death by diving.

And somewhere, Milo just lifted up his ginger head and thought to himself, “meow meow” (translation: THIS PUG).

(For Matt)

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >