Tyra Sanchez (government name: James Ross), the winning queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race 2, was cuffed and thrown into a jail cell in Gwinnett County, Georgia and it wasn’t for stealing the crown from who really should’ve won that shit: Jujubee. The cops jailed Tyra after she got caught with a tiny bag of the heavenly weed flower that turns me into a hongray beast who thinks a bowl of Easy Mac and cheese popcorn is the most delicious thing to hit my tongue since peen. TMZ reports that Tyra got busted with less than an ounce of weed.
Tyra and her friend were driving along in a Chevy when they felt something heavy coming at them from behind. Tyra’s friend, who was driving the car, was pulled over for having illegally tinted windows. When Tyra’s friend rolled down the window, the cop’s nostrils were filled with the scent of unsmoked weed. They checked the car and found the good shit. Tyra posted bail the next day and was released, but she still faces charges.
Let this be a lesson to Tyra to stashay away her weed better so the cops don’t find it next time. From what I remember from Drag Race 2, Tyra’s tuck game was never up to par, so I can’t tell her to hide in there. But I will tell her that she needs to get herself a Lindsay Lohan Real Doll STAT. We should all hide our weed inside of a Lindsay Lohan Real Doll, because the cops won’t ever check that bitch.