Afternoon Crumbs

August 18, 2011 / Posted by:

These pictures of Tara Reid and her 10-second husband being the epitome of pristine soberness during their honeymoon gave me a hangover – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

DanRad needs to use his magic wand to expectogrowsomefollicos on his girlfriend’s brows – Lainey Gossip

Abercrombie’s STUNT QUEEN move backfired – The Superficial

Lindsay Lohan’s crack-fed weave is a wave of synthetic tragedy – Hollywood Tuna

David Henrie’s got the body of a Ken Doll and the face of a CGI child – The Berry

Like Carrie Prejean before her, Christine O’Donnell needs a gay in her life to teach how to storm off like a dramatic bitch queen instead of a bumbling ass fool – Towleroad

FYI: JLove, still desperate – Celebitchy

Poke at me when the In-N-Out Preschool opens – The Daily What

Drying paint wishes it could be as boring as Emma Stone walking to her car – Popoholic

Russell Armstrong’s family might sue the wonk eye off of Andy Cohen and Bravo – ICYDK

And Maddox is so using bits of Aniston’s favorite Beanie Babies as bait – Popsugar

What happens when box office poison mixes with box office poison – Just Jared

Matt Boner in a banana hammock = YES – OMG Blog

The International Bowling Hall of Fame is honoring Miley Cyrus and it isn’t because she’s got bowling pin teefs – Celebslam

Roseanne hates that fat bitch on Dance MomsSOW

Subway psych – Cityrag

This is usually how the best gay pornos start off – I’m Not Obsessed

OctoMom doesn’t need a permit to have 10 million kids yet she needs a permit to have a stupid pool. Okay, then… – Hollywood Rag

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