Afternoon Crumbs
These pictures of Tara Reid and her 10-second husband being the epitome of pristine soberness during their honeymoon gave me a hangover – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
DanRad needs to use his magic wand to expectogrowsomefollicos on his girlfriend’s brows – Lainey Gossip
Abercrombie’s STUNT QUEEN move backfired – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan’s crack-fed weave is a wave of synthetic tragedy – Hollywood Tuna
David Henrie’s got the body of a Ken Doll and the face of a CGI child – The Berry
Like Carrie Prejean before her, Christine O’Donnell needs a gay in her life to teach how to storm off like a dramatic bitch queen instead of a bumbling ass fool – Towleroad
FYI: JLove, still desperate – Celebitchy
Poke at me when the In-N-Out Preschool opens – The Daily What
Drying paint wishes it could be as boring as Emma Stone walking to her car – Popoholic
Russell Armstrong’s family might sue the wonk eye off of Andy Cohen and Bravo – ICYDK
And Maddox is so using bits of Aniston’s favorite Beanie Babies as bait – Popsugar
What happens when box office poison mixes with box office poison – Just Jared
Matt Boner in a banana hammock = YES – OMG Blog
The International Bowling Hall of Fame is honoring Miley Cyrus and it isn’t because she’s got bowling pin teefs – Celebslam
Roseanne hates that fat bitch on Dance Moms – SOW
Subway psych – Cityrag
This is usually how the best gay pornos start off – I’m Not Obsessed
OctoMom doesn’t need a permit to have 10 million kids yet she needs a permit to have a stupid pool. Okay, then… – Hollywood Rag