While displaying more raggedy, diseased, mangy and miserable creatures than the Kabul Zoo, The Colony in Hollywood hosted the Kardashians latest assault on America: The Kardashian Kollection for Sears. I guess this is the itchier side of Sears.
The Hazmat carpet was rolled out last night when Pimp Mama Kris opened up the kage door and let all of her top-notch whores model her latest money maker. You know, Pimp Mama Kris is at the top of her pimp game and rules those hos with a mighty cane made from Lucifer’s tail, but I have to disagree with one of the choices she made last night. Why did Pimp Mama Kris let Khloe, Kim and Kourtney wear the krap klothes they’re trying to sell to the masses? Big mistake.
You don’t try to sell me a piece of trash by throwing it on a piece of trash! You dazzle that shit up. They make those cheap tacky clothes look even more cheap and tacky. Well, I guess Pimp Mama Kris should get some credit for achieving the impossible yet again.
The answer to the question “Can a leopard change its spots?” has finally been answered with an all-kanyes, bold-faced: YES!!!!!! A leopard will change its spots when it sees a Kartrashian in leopard spots. So don’t be surprised when you see a lot of spotless ass leopards today.