MASKS UP! Airborne Syphilis Ahead!
While displaying more raggedy, diseased, mangy and miserable creatures than the Kabul Zoo, The Colony in Hollywood hosted the Kardashians latest assault on America: The Kardashian Kollection for Sears. I guess this is the itchier side of Sears.
The Hazmat carpet was rolled out last night when Pimp Mama Kris opened up the kage door and let all of her top-notch whores model her latest money maker. You know, Pimp Mama Kris is at the top of her pimp game and rules those hos with a mighty cane made from Lucifer's tail, but I have to disagree with one of the choices she made last night. Why did Pimp Mama Kris let Khloe, Kim and Kourtney wear the krap klothes they're trying to sell to the masses? Big mistake.
You don't try to sell me a piece of trash by throwing it on a piece of trash! You dazzle that shit up. They make those cheap tacky clothes look even more cheap and tacky. Well, I guess Pimp Mama Kris should get some credit for achieving the impossible yet again.
The answer to the question "Can a leopard change its spots?" has finally been answered with an all-kanyes, bold-faced: YES!!!!!! A leopard will change its spots when it sees a Kartrashian in leopard spots. So don't be surprised when you see a lot of spotless ass leopards today.
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They look like a crowd of Russian hookers lining up to be picked…
Tight clothes for the tramps that they are -I feel taking a shower after looking at this pic-ugh….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Kendall's dress is very classy, Kourt's is quite nice too. The rest not so much.
Their animal-print potato sacks are so unflattering, I hope that when they look at themselves in these pictures they go up in flames in horror.
I know I almost did.
Low, stinking-tide tuna kisses for everyone.
The stench wafting from their upper regions is probably as nasty as the stench wafting from their nether regions.
Do their asses blow puckering kisses too?
No. Nix that. I don't want to know.
Ugh! These people are just walking, talking commercials. Selling their name to death...I hate them.
I thought Sears filed for banKruptcy.
And how many innocent polyesters had to suffer an unimaginable death to cover these hideous pigs in cheap, tacky clothing?
*shudders*
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I see she has her two newest money-makers on the stroll!
when i want to look like a whore whose legs open on demand, and look like a piss soaked cunt, ill buy their clothes.
Could Vera Wang be involved? I mean no one one day walks up and decides they can design a whole line of clothes. It takes a lot of talent, training and mistakes!
The print on mother's dress is just gross. No charm and an insult to the animal.
"OH YOU FANCY HUH" - KA
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
For all the class the kartrashians claim to have, who was their muse? Snooki and Jwwow? & Sears, Seriously?
O yeah and they need to STOP with the leapord print. That shit is tacky as hell.
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What the fuck has pimp momma done to herself? I always thought she looked like a graduate of the Madonna School of Menopausal Desperation, but now she looks like she has Kim's ass cheeks surgically implanted in her face.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Over priced dish rags--and the clothes are crap, too.
Those bitches won't be happy until they own the whole damn banana plantation.
Konsidering they all date black men, I don't think they are Klan members.
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I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Does anyone else find it funny that the initials of the collection, with the double "K" in Kardashian, are "KKK?"
Coincidence? I think not.
The middle one looks ok, don't care to learn their names.
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For your health.
mike, I agree with you 100%. She and Ryan Seacrest deserve to be tortured for subjecting us to this KRAP.
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I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 4:38pm.
mike, in case she IS reading this, she also looks OLD and pathetic in that leopard outfit.
I'm sure I've said this before, but she is THE WORST. She is the puppetmaster behind the whole Kardashian spectacle.
I wouldn't put anything past her. I'd believe she urged Robert Kardashian to represent O.J. I'd believe she pushed Kim to date ANYONE famous and told Kim to let them do ANYTHING they wanted to her. I wouldn't be surprised if she pimped out Rob to Ryan Seacrest to make the E! show a reality.
mike, in case she IS reading this, she also looks OLD and pathetic in that leopard outfit.
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I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Kris looks really fat in the main pic.
(please let Kris be reading this)
holy shit boston61, I agree with you!
I don't know about the happening too fast, but I sure as hell agree she doesn't love him. She barely touches him, and she could not keep her hands off Reggie Bush.
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Been down one time, been down two times
Never goin back again
-Fleetwood Mac
Hideous. Khloe looks like Chewbacca. Kourtney looks like an ewok.
Kim doesn't love that guy. It happened too fast. She will get what she deserves for being so obnoxious. A bad marriage.
Did they get these from the Sonny & Cher show?? Chris looks like LaVerne
this fucking kiss pose makes me want to kick each one of them in the face. Ah, who am I kidding, everything they do makes me want to kick each one of them in the face.
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Been down one time, been down two times
Never goin back again
-Fleetwood Mac
HERPES
Someone call the zoo. The animals have escaped.
Kim and her fiancee look silly together. Sorry she's too short for him. They just look odd. She's just trying to have some tall babies. Doesn't always happen that way though. Look at Will and Jada's kids. With the exception of the first boy that Will had with his first wife, they are shrimps. Cute but shrimps. They got Jada's "height genes" apparently.
What happened to CLASS ? Dignity. Grace. Style
If I was still around, these ho's would not be allowed on the MGM lot - let alone, on one of my sets. They are trash,flash, & crass, with NO talent what-
soever. Can't act, can't sing, can't dance, and open their nether -parts to any
Tom, DICK, or Chris.
Please, can we bring vitality back to Hollywood. Cyd was an amazing dancer, &
a great beauty - classically trained. Liz, a wonderful actress, and her beauty
puts these tramps to shame. And of course, my dear Judy, the most talented
of them all. She was funny, witty, cute, loveable- everything these whores are
not.
I want to sit in my salon, and wish them away. JUST GO AWAY !!!
Vicente Minnelli
What are these bitches claim to fame?!?!?!?
I really wish the media would stop covering these people!
They are all so gross and unnecessary.
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
Seriously .... still looking for the reason why these horrid people are news worthy. Horrible. Don't get me started on their clothes... Blanche Deveraux off of Golden Gals dressed less whorish then these "people".
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WHERE'S A MACHINE GUN WHEN YOU NEED ONE ?
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Look at them getting all posey like they're all HAWT or somethin'. If the Kardashians really wanna be GLAM, this is how it's half done. There's plenty of other examples, I just can't remember their names.
btw, Pimp Mama's facelift is a major fail...I feel for the two youngest cause there childhood and teenhood is history once Pimp MOnster puts them on the ho stroll...and Kim, thanks for un-ethniciti-ing your face..she had character as an authentic Armenian..now just blah and plastic as can be...I loathe this peed on divorcee with my entire being..but their nasty classless pimp I loathe even more...who wants a pimp as a mother, I mean really..and neanderthal bible salesman..you be's stooopid to marry into this hellish klan...what little brains you have left will be pimped by the Pimp Monster...this whole crew sucks...I hate life cause they are in it...can someone make this nightmare please please go away!!
AUGH KRIS IS PEERING INTO MY SOUL WITH THAT FROZEN BOTOX FACELIFT GLARE.
I feel like a part of me is missing now.
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the 8th circle of hell is reserved for this horrific kuntastic klan from hell...and btw, thanks Sears now I can even get my freaking tires rotated there anymore now that you a promoting these classless whores...fuck Sears and who the hell buys clothes there anyhow....good for oil changes and refrigerators...but clothes??? no way...and I like Sears...damn...now I have to go to overpriced Pep Boys and Best Buy...
I predict Kim's second marriage will end in divorce within two years. I think he's way too immature to get married & I think she's way too OCD for anyone to live with.
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krap for kunts w/ krabs
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Sears is too classy for these overstuffed lot lizards. Dollar General is more their demographic.
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This. This right here is why we can't have nice things.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
lol sinjin ikr??? Kim's are over the top but that shit in thumb #9 is just idiotic. And coupled with the Jane Fonda in 9-to-5 top and second grader hairdo... *dissolves into laughter*
DIS. GUSTING.
Are they kidding me with this shit? And, yeah, it was a given that collection would be spelled with a K, but ffs it's like they're trying to look bad! They must all just stand around telling each other how fabulous they are, because obviously no one is telling them the truth. The meemaws who make pilgrimages to Graceland wouldn't go near this tacky shit.
On the positive side, MK's post and the comments are fucking hilarious, so I guess they're good for something :D
Kim's fiance looks rather apeish. I wonder if she makes him go tinkle on her (I hear she's a human pisspot in the sack).
The fact that this scuzzy family (other than Jenner) is "famous" is indicative of the extreme state of dumbing down of the United States. Us Americans as a whole have the taste of pigs.
I wonder if I'd get banned from Twitter for sending a "tweet" out to The Pissed On sister? Something simple-
@kimlardashian are u going 2 show every1 when u let THIS fella piss on u??
Then I'd try to make #kimksayscomepissonme! a trending topic. Eh..who cares? I'd only create the acct just to fuck with that std ridden family and Strawberry Snortkake Lohan
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Step 1: Make a sex tape. Step 2: Make a big deal about not wanting it to be released. Step 3: Release it. Step 4: Wait for the offers to poor in!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Riddle me this, what the hell is with these particular nobodies that's making everybody go wild?. What's so special about them?. Quite a big bunch of people I know are into the Kardashians and a huge amount more from websites I've visited are too. They're not particularly well dressed or trendy or intelligent, but pictures of these chicks are plastered all over the net wherever the word fashion is typed. What the fuck is it? I mean, Kim Kardashian jumped into the limelight for being peed on in a sex tape, for goodness' sake. Can someome explain the fascination for these fucking nobodies, please?.
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I'm telling you - Ryan Seacrest is to blame for the Khardashians! He produces all their shows!