The entire internet gathering together to pray that Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds end up licking each other’s nipples for the rest of eternity has finally paid off, because the two were photographed going on a hike with friends through Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming last weekend. TMZ says that Ryan, Sandra and her Baby Louis are all vacationing together in Jackson Hole. When you’re Ryan and Sandra and you’re together in Jackson Hole, you’re obviously jacking each other’s holes (just nod that like that makes sense).
You know, I will never understand why everyone wants Sandra and Ryan together the same way I wanted Beverly Hills 90210 to end with Brenda Walsh and Dylan McKay dancing for the first time as husband on wife on Kelly Taylor’s grave. But yeah, your praying paid off, because these two are totally doing it.
Or maybe they’re just friends and Ryan is only hanging around Sandra, because witnessing Baby Louis’ signature side-eye in the flesh feels like Jesus himself just blew an air kiss of life into your soul. That’s probably it.