File this under: At least one Michael K from NYC is getting gay married.
Fashion designer and professional Project Runway shade thrower Michael Kors married his piece of over 20 years Lance Le Pere on the beach in Southampton, New York today. The two met when Lance interned for Michael in 1990. Michael Kors said these words to WWD about his wedding:
“To marry someone as wonderful and special to me as Lance barefoot on a glorious beach is more than I could have dreamed of.”
This makes my hallowed out raisin tear ducts a little moist for two reasons. It’s a beautiful day when gay gold diggers have the same rights as straight gold diggers. It’s also a beautiful day when a strong gold digger with his eye on the prize has crawled through the Michael Kors trenches (that is a euphemism) for over 20 years and has finally completed his mission! This is a monumental day for all proud wallet fuckers! No. I’m joking. I’m sure they love each other. I’m also sure that after Lance signed the prenup, he accidentally fed it to Michael Kors’ belly button.
Congrats to Lance and Michael. It was obviously meant to be since their belly buttons can fuck. May Michael’s top navel fuck Lance’s bottom navel for the rest of eternity!