Hot Slut Of The Day!

Divine Rags at the Wolfchase Mall! Do you want to look fascinating? Do you want a dude in an opulent suit who bases his entire life on Don Cheadle’s character in After the Sunset to gently kiss your Scotty dog’s nose before cackling as he plays the drums on his knees? Do you want to wear a sophisticated dress that makes you look like a third tier Yellow Pages escort who only shops at the one store in the mall that hasn’t replenished their inventory since the late 90s? Do you want to bring up the image of Divine on the rag in people’s heads when you tell them that you’re fascinating dress came from Divine Rags?

The answer to all those questions should be answered with a blank “the roofie is starting to kick in” stare the chick on the right at the 0:34 mark is giving. Because she’s obviously fascinated…or about to fall into a short coma…and wake up in a strange motel room. Same thing.

via Videogum