Afternoon Crumbs

Wow, Carmen Electra got wide. I wonder how long she can work her schtick?

The reason Jennifer Hudson is more proud of the weight loss than the Oscar is because she didn't DESERVE THE OSCAR!

The weight loss she worked hard for. That performance was was not.

I'm happy for her weight loss, but honestly her album has not set anyone on fire (Adele she is not) and the couple of movies she's done since Dreamgirls was meh (only Sex and the City was a hit and she was barely in it as Carrie's GirlFriday).

When the Mandela movie bombs, I don't think we'll see much more of her. She has the curse of the Supporting Actress Oscar. Win and lose your career. *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11

Blohan is thinking, "I can become a professional surfer! Yeah, THAT's the ticket!"

Dumbo.

"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.

I hate to put a damper on all the conspiracy theories, but baby Travolta looks a lot like his daddy at that age.

http://www.rankingfamosos.com/ver-famoso/john-travolta/252

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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."

Mahatma Gandhi

*tossing bloody raw-meat chunks into Santa Monica Bay*

Wow, Blohan is looking even more like her mother(as in bitch's looks are so old they might even seem to have surpassed her own mother's age look, oof!)

The woman who is Travolta's wife? Huh? I don't like the religion's precepts, then again, I don't think I like religion in general, but do people roll their eyes when someone says Jesus helped them get through some tough shit?

Wait, I know we tend to here, but is this common behaviour in american society?

Still though, I think the interview must be ridiculous for those who experienced something similar to that, or saw loved ones go through such a loss.

Jhud? She's like Kelly O.'s long lost twin.

Drops the chunk, betrays "all she was about" -- there was never anything there in the first place, but they kept trying to say that having the chunk made them awesome, strong women -- and starts running her god damned dumb mouf.

Fuck her.

didn't read all the comments here but wasn't Jennifer Hudson one of the former Blind Items about the "starlet who said she lost weight on a popular diet but actually had gastric bypass?"

don't get me wrong .. i'm all about what can help someone who needs its get back to a healthy weight; but the problem i have is lying about it.

that makes her FAKE to me.

Submitted by putas on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:44pm.

@ jennifer hudson (I hate jhud abbreviation!) Deserves every happiness especially after losing part of her family the way she did. But in every interview she talks about her weight loss, how much she loves to shop and pick out clothes and one quote she was like a supermodel now. Tone it down man. She looks like she's becoming a narcissist.
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True. However it's easy to become obsessed with weight rather than focus on serious problems-she's like a teenager with an eating disorder. If in interviews she talked about the terrible things which have happened to her it would seem maudlin, or like a public demand for sympathy.

The Stars part of Dancing With The Stars should really be in inverted commas. Always.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:07pm.
louise - thank you. I know I've mentioned it here before, but it was a long time ago.
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M.E., I think losing a child must be one of the worst things which can happen to a woman, especially to a devoted mother like you.Sorry for your loss. I admire you for keeping your sense of humor despite this and sharing it. You've helped me through bad days by making me laugh hysterically.Thank you.

xoxoxo

I feel like I must give Lindsay props for finally embracing the fact that tanning and her shouldn't mix that often. Now if she could only stay off the drugs (or at least the hard ones) and embrace the Ginger.

EMBRACE THE GINGER DAMMIT

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:39pm.
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Can the Academy retract this Oscar?

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I wish. Dreamgirls wasn't that great a movie. So many actresses and actors would kill for any form of recognition.

Anyway, like others said, she will likely gain the weight back, so her so-called greatest life accomplishment will only be a short memory.

Once AGAIN I accidently click on a Drunken Stepfather link and my computer freezes. Something in the milk is not clean with that site and I wish Dlisted would stop linking to it. I don't always pay close enough attention when I'm clicking links in the Afternoon Crumbs post, so this has happened to me on multiple occasions, but only ever with that site. This time as soon as I booted up I also got a notification from Twitter that someone was trying to hack my password. Maybe a coincidence, maybe not. Shame on me for having a twitter account in the first place.

In defense of Jennifer Hudson, losing weight is a gift you give yourself after some hard work. The Oscar is something something other people give you after some hard work.

I'm pretty sure that (at least for me)losing weight is more difficult than being in a movie. And her Oscar doesn't mean all that much to me. I didn't see her performance, but I kind of doubt it was ALL THAT.

And I'm sorry to say that she will probably gain most of it back.

Regarding Jennifer Hudson, I used to like her because I tend to root for the underdog. She triumphed over "American Idol" after they bounced her fat ass. She stole the show from Beyonce--who I read was kind of a bitch to her (now I'm wondering....)--garnering all major acting awards for her first acting role. And she got married (albeit to Tiffany "New York" Pollard's discarded paramour) and had a baby after such a heartbreaking tragedy (her mother and young nephew were murdered). HOWEVER, that annoying-ass commercial where she slaughters that Nina Simone song; her church-going, sanctimonious (big word for me today) attitude (who cares about your fucking god, heifer; what does that have to do with Jenny Craig or whatever the hell you're shilling); her boring ass music; that hideous golden shrug she wore to the Oscars; her unprepared and rambling acceptance speeches; and now this... I hope you gain it all back and then some. It's okay to be confident, but don't confuse it with hubris. A little humility, like butter and salt, goes a loooong way towards a healthy life.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:54pm.
putas thanks ♥

I can tell you that after 11 years, I still think about my son every fucking day. Though the pain is gone, I will miss him every day till I die.

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M.E., your child died? I am so sorry to read that. I don't know you at all, but my heart goes out to you. Wow. (That makes the attacks on your niece in the Forum all the more vile.)

As for Preston, I can't say what I would do. If my child died, maybe I would try and have another, I don't know. I know that when my dog died and then my cat died, I immediately went out and got two kittens. (And please, I know an animal isn't a human, but for those who have pets and love them like their own, they're darn near as close to children as they'll get [and maybe want]). That said, it does bother me the Revoltas seem to be parading this new, "healthy" baby (read: non-Jett-type child), along with Princess Ella, around.

Submitted by badwolf on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:53pm.
Dear Jennifer Hudson:

I just lost whatever iota of respect I used to have for you. Seriously, fuck off.

She wins an OSCAR but losing a few pounds is more important. Mind. Boggled.
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Can the Academy retract this Oscar?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:17pm.

Jintess, my jaw just dropped at that one! Holy shit! Good for you for dumping him.
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I wish I were making that up. I'm not.
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Indeed, he was droppity dropped drop dropped

Poor Lindsay. I think she may be manic depressive. Something is wrong. I feel bad for her.

Kelly Preston is a Scientologist. She doesn't believe in G-d.

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Been down one time, been down two times
Never goin back again
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Kelly Preston is just like Michelle Bachmann. Both woman are married to men who do not desire them. So they turn to God.

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:18pm.
Wow Kelly, that's some ultra fast healing. Wow I should tell my cousin who still cries on the grave of her 14 year old daughter every weekend and it's been 4 years how easy it would be if she would just join your "church". Wow. Cunt.

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I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!!!

Jennifer Hudson will be big (literally) again, just wait.

Of course Jennifer Hudson's weight loss means more than her Oscar--bitch is an awful actress and she knows it. She got lucky when she entered the Marissa Tomei club. She better hope she never regains the weight or she'll like a real idiot.

Jintess, my jaw just dropped at that one! Holy shit! Good for you for dumping him.

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Been down one time, been down two times
Never goin back again
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Zorba I just want to hug you and your mom.
And you M.E, for a different reason. I am so sorry.

Bless your mom Zorba, for absolutely cherishing your son for who he is.
Completely get why you need to do so. It's nothing to be ashamed of. He has done nothing wrong.

I broke up with an ex because he was pushing for me to get pregnant.
This was because he thought his deaf son was 'flawed' and wanted a 'good' baby.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Yes folks, there really are people who feel that way.

louise - thank you. I know I've mentioned it here before, but it was a long time ago.

ME- I am so sorry for your loss. I didn't know.

When Jennifer Hudson starts singing about losing weight it acts on me like a signal a la Manchurian Candiate. I have to mute it or risk throwing the blender through the screen. Serious fury and outrageous annoyance with that idiot. I'm embarrassed for her- one more mindless fool who gladly sacrifices themselves to the Morlocks.

" A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. "
Oscar Wilde

Thanks Jintess. I have a son with high-functioning autism, so...I'm sure all people deal with it differently. My mom still won't acknowledge my kid has autism...not because she's in denial, she just loves him so much and they have such a close bond, she doesn't feel the need for a label. I choose the label for the sake of getting services, therapy, medical intervention, etc. I guess every parent handles the news differently, and they had Jett at a time when autism was looked at as hopeless. Anyway ... Kelly could always be an evil, callous cunt, but I thought their having another baby seemed like an act of desperation.

putas thanks ♥

I can tell you that after 11 years, I still think about my son every fucking day. Though the pain is gone, I will miss him every day till I die.

If you look it up, there are virtually almost NO pictures of Jett out there besides when he was still a baby/toddler. I can only recall maybe 5 pictures of him in between toddlerhood and when he died.

The kept him hidden. His autism was COMPLETELY visible to the naked eye, the hid him because their "church" doesn't recognize it. Yet they pranced Ella around to premiers, amuesment parks, etc. Her entire life is documented in pictures.

I think that is VILE. "Let's hide the defective kid we can't admit to his real issue!"

Kawasaki my pale white ass.

Oh M.E..I hope you are not speaking of losing a child from experience. If so I am sorry. It really is my worst nightmare. I can't even watch movies with that as a plot especially now. The stories after travolta's son died seemed like he was really grieving and having trouble. Poor guy.

@ jennifer hudson (I hate jhud abbreviation!) Deserves every happiness especially after losing part of her family the way she did. But in every interview she talks about her weight loss, how much she loves to shop and pick out clothes and one quote she was like a supermodel now. Tone it down man. She looks like she's becoming a narcissist.

Thanks Zorba:) You and roxie cleared it up for me (and I really appreciate it. It would have bugged me even though I don't follow that show)
Watched Masterchef for the first time last night when they declared the winner. Found myself becoming personally invested..this is why I don't watch reality tv in any shape or form :)

What you said about Kelly was beautiful. Much more than she deserves (imo). Then again I'm the kind who, after losing a pet doesn't immediately replace them. I don't yet have children, but I cannot imagine losing one and then having another within a year.
Different strokes, I guess.
I still think they are both off their rockers and had they been allowed to be around real friends may have wised up years ago.

At what cost, fame?

We have not seen ONE photo of Lohan doing her Community Service since her last court appearance. And she can't even say she has been attending "quietly", because the paps follow every move this stupid bitch makes.

and FUCK THE BLOND HAIR already! It's so awful!

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Been down one time, been down two times
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John and Kelly Preston are two of the weirdest, saddest looking souls in Hollywood.

To give her credit, I don't think Kelly is over the death of Jett, and neither is John. I think they both mourn him deeply. When you see candid pictures of them together they are the image of misery. Probably she means the Church gave her a good brainwashing and some strong sedatives. I think if she really took a long hard look at what happened she'd lose whatever remnants of her sanity she has left. I feel bad for those two.

Kelly Preston is a vile, narcissistic, sociopathic cunt. I think Jett was an inconvenience and an embarassment and she was relieved when he died. I still maintain that John dearly loved Jett and he was totally crushed. I bet ANYTHING Kelly chastises him for grieving: "John, why can't you be happy with the perfect children we have NOW? Stop living in the past? Get over it. It's not healthy to be sad for this long. Come on, get the Visine. We have a photo shoot now..." etc.

I really hate her. She and Casey Anthony should get together for drinks.

that's right, and it's been what two whole years, the kid was 12, died suddenly, but hey, look at my new son!!!!
most normal people would never want to give birth again after the death of a child, too heartbroken over the whole thing..

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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.

I hate the sob stories on reality TV shows which are always accompanied with a Mariah or Coldplay song. It's so fake and exploitative.

Why does Anne Hathaway try so hard? She has a different persona every time I see her being interviewed.

It would be easy to criticize what Jennifer Hudson said, but I can understand. Losing weight can take years of hard work and it can be hard to find motivation. Acting in that film might have been easier to do than losing weight.

I'm glad that Kelly Preston's faith helped her through her grief. Scientology is weird (like most religions), but I don't judge. Whatever gets you through the day. I don't think that statement means she is completely over the death of her child. I don't think it's fair to judge her state of mind on the basis of one statement.
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It's not that serious.

I love jennifer hudson! she's the best!

and looking beautiful as always :)

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

On the birth of her son, Benjamin:

“We [had been trying] for quite a few years…When I found out I was pregnant, I was floored. I’d snuck out of bed and then came back and woke Johnny up in bed. We both started crying. It was wonderful.”

More like bitch snuck out of the guest house and went to the main house to wake up Johhny (who was in bed with his main piece) and Johnny started crying because he knew that he could never BE FREEEE!!

I hate her and their scientology bs. You can't cure being gay, you can't instantly cure grief, you can't cure being bat shit crazy. These people all need mental help.

Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:50pm.

"As a commenter so eloquently puts it, Nigel Lythgoe's "entire argument crumbles with two simple words: DEAD WIFE"

Can someone explain this to my stupid self? I looked him up and there is no mention of a dead wife
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I think MK means that in American Idol they're always delving into excruciatingly personal details of the contestants' lives including, yes, dead wives, handicapped girlfriends, dead best friends, sick kids, etc.

Nigel says homosexuality is a private matter, yet the contestants ram loads of personal info on air. In effect, Nigel is just making excuses for the fact that he probably forces gay contestants to not disclose their sexuality on TV.

Wow Kelly, that's some ultra fast healing. Wow I should tell my cousin who still cries on the grave of her 14 year old daughter every weekend and it's been 4 years how easy it would be if she would just join your "church". Wow. Cunt.

Hoff - right?

Sorry, no mother EVER gets over the loss of her child.

Unless you are a psychotic bitch like Casey Anthony, Andrea Yates, etc..

<3 ritzyroxie :)
Thank you. Makes sense. Guy wouldn't be so defensive if it didn't have merit.

About Kelly Preston..I think she sold her soul a thousand years ago. Not surprised she would be so absolutely careless with her words.
Jet never stood a chance with those 2.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:00pm.

like you put your favorite dog down, right? and she's such a fucking liar, trying to get pregnant for years my hairy ass.
jet was damaged goods and his death gave them what they think is a legit reason to replace him.
and yes, my sister died years ago, think my mom's over it???

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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:42pm.

I will help you.

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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011

Oh Blohan, the longer you put off court mandated therapy and finishing your community service, by going out and doing whateverthefuckyouwant, the more eyes of Hollywood producers start watching you pure disregard to follow simple fucking orders. Your career is dead.

Kelly Preston, please SHUT THE FUCK UP. You grieved for a hot second before you were fertalizing embryos to replace the dead, inflicted kid.

Fuck you.

The first 5 years after losing a child is pure hell, you don't just "get over it".

Fucking cunt.

How the fuck do you even dare to say you got through the death of your child? what a fucking cunty bitch. scientology deserves her. notice how she claimed she was trying to get preggers for a long ass time then , just happened to get preg after Jet died....

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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.