Tuesday, August 16th 2011
So Which One's Her Boy Toy Again?
Here's the African Baby Snatcher of England struttin' her 53-year-old ass through Heathrow with her crew of bought, birthed and leased BABIES!!! on the morning of her born day.
In case you couldn't tell from the dude in plaid throwing a "please tell me you're not smiling a stupid smile because you just made a caca in your Underoos and I'm going to have to clean it up using a Baby Wipe from this case I'm carrying" side-eye at the taller child, Baby Brahim is the one in the head scarf.
And Mercy's the child whose eyes are telling us that her nostrils just sucked in a whole of dirty ass air and she knows she's going to have to spend the rest of her day potty retraining that "can't hold it" bitch.
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@justincase Thanks for pointing that out I corrected it. I must have have missed school that day, I should have been like you and just jacked off into a crusty sock.
He is so fucking ugly. Major downgrade from baby Jesus.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:41pm.
She marries white men, but loves her boy toys young, dumb, and ethnic. She's definitely got a plantation mistress vibe to her, though she probably doesn't see it that way.
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LOL @ Plantation mistress! that is the best description.
Submitted by KillBilly on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:40pm.
@Sweetas I had 17yo nuts at the time so that question is mute.
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I suppose you mean "moot" but you probably skipped school that day to bang some old nuts.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:41pm.
She marries white men, but loves her boy toys young, dumb, and ethnic. She's definitely got a plantation mistress vibe to her, though she probably doesn't see it that way.
hahaha. Nice. And where da Asians at?
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:55pm.
I really can't wait for the issue of People 15 years from now with the cover "Stars' Grown up African Babies".
LOL. Sadly, this will probably come to pass.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:41pm.
She marries white men, but loves her boy toys young, dumb, and ethnic. She's definitely got a plantation mistress vibe to her, though she probably doesn't see it that way.
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And is it just me...or is Lourdes getting voluptuous and busty? She's probably got a rocking figure under all them layers.
She marries white men, but loves her boy toys young, dumb, and ethnic. She's definitely got a plantation mistress vibe to her, though she probably doesn't see it that way.
Madonna is a pedofile.
@dementa I think it's apples and oranges.
First of all I don't think Madonna has any plans to marry any of the guys she's just DATING.
As for Courtney Stoddard she got her monther's consent to marry the guy, and if they're in love with each other (yes I doubt it)- I could care less. If it works for them the it works for them.
As for Hugh Hefner he's a man whore always has been. Again if he's happy and the women are happy why should I care?
"But when you don't seem to be able to maintain a relationship with a peer, there's obviously something wrong with you."
How does one maintain a relationship with a peer when you're an international known star whose every action is reported on...Madonna & Guy should get mad points for keeping their 8 year marriage together for as long as they did.
Also why is it her fault that her pervious relationship fell apart? It does take two people to be in a relationship.
Wow, Lola's gorgeous and so is Mercy. The boys both look bitchy. And the little ones two kinda.
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Question, how many bitches did Madonna take through the airport with her? And Brahim better not have held shit up at security, we all know TSA is crazy nowadays. Looking at Mercy, I bet he did hold up shit at security. Mercy has that "I can't believe I had to fucking run through the airport for this fucking flight because of this asshole" look on her face.
Submitted by KillBilly on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:40pm.
IIMA, do you think the same of Courtney Stoddard and her creepy-ass husband? Or Hugh Hefner and his concubines?
Having fun with someone younger is fine. But when you don't seem to be able to maintain a relationship with a peer, there's obviously something wrong with you.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:41pm.
Funny, that was my exact thought when I saw that. It didn't surprise me.
Then I looked closer and realized that dude is much too handsome. Who is that?
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Look at the 2 men Madonna actually married (Sean Penn & Guy Ritchie) they both are by all account strong and independent men. The woman is having some fun with some young play things B.F.D.
Why does every relationship a person is involved in have to be based on equal terms? Some relationship can be just about having FUN with another person.
Madonna is an extremely smart, wealthy & busy woman most men her age and as successful as she is are either married or dating younger women.
I know this is a gossip site and the whole point is talk sh*t about people we think we know but come on what purpose does it really serve to hate on someone just because of their choice in lovers?
I'm impressed that Lourdes isn't dressed like a cheap $2 hooker slut like she had been dressing in so many of the photos I've seen of her over this last year.
I think that we will all learn how this and that effects someone when all hollywood-children are grown up. In about 40 years we will be flooded with autobiographies.
Madonna wants and Madonna gets, a man her age would talk back, so she goes with boytoys who are happy with a new ipod.
Doesn't mean that I don't find "relationships" between old men and young women ridiculous, I do, but it depends (in both cases).
At least Bradley and St. Angie's brood look like fun.
This situation w/ its pedo-veneer just looks disgusting.
where is Jesus???
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I went to London once and I rode the Underground and the Brits do this purposeful bored face. Like they try to look really quaint and bored. It's bizarre. But the British personality is very intentional, from what I observed.
Middle-aged men can bang a woman decades younger, in fact many of them aspire to that and find women closer to their age undesirable. I can't imagine anything more weird. It would just feel sleazy and perverted.
However, not throwing stones at any of my Dlisted sistas who are sampling younger flesh. :D
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I love Madonna's sunglasses. Ok, that's all!
Rocco seems desperate for attention. Between the orphan snatching, attempts to make Kelly Osbourne 'happen' and scary young men obsession, Madonna seems to be a little pre-occupied about her elder son. Maybe it's because he looks SO much like Guy?
Popbitch once wrote; that Madonna left Guy because he wouldn't join her tours and become one of her entourage bitches. For real.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:37pm.
The only thing Lourdes achieved by inexplicably rolling up ONE trouser leg is to show us she has fat calves.
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Looks like every other chav family at Heathrow.
And just WAIT til Fishsticks finds out her friend flies COMMERCIAL, like some kind of feral animal!
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honey, men do that at all ages. She just knows what she wants. If that's her cup of tea, after being married to a man around her age, then good. I love her.
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I'll bet the insulated bag the ponytail guy is carrying contains a human placenta/kombucha slurry and bite-sized fetal hearts or, as Madonna would say, "snacks for the plane."
I think the dude in plaid is Carlos Leon, Lourdre's dad?
I believe that's Rocco in thumb 5
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I'm totally confused. Have no clue who she's screwing . But on a side note... why is her son, Rocko, never with her? Does Guy have total custody of him and this is why she felt the need to adopt Mercy? We never see pics of that blond haired cutie.
very Hillary Clinton
Though she's out of her fucking mind, I STILL love you Madonna!
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@snowpiece when I'm older is when I'll start dating guys my own age. 57ish has always been my cut-off age.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:53pm.
Ahaha Whamo I'm picturing that thing in Jeepers Creepers!
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wow! Lourdes is a beautiful version of her mother....it's so funny how alike and not alike they look. She's just absolutely gorgeous though....I think Madonna might actually have been attractive when she was young before she went that cheezeball bleached look. Even when she was blonde but more punk....once she committed to the bottle and nuts with plastic surgery...uuhhhg.
Yeah, men do this shit all the time, so on one hand I say good for her, but on the other I say, why do you want to emulate the stupid, pathetic aspects of men? When men do it, it's because they don't really respect women, or think of them as real people and just want a fuck doll or control.......
@Not here to pass judment but a there is NOTHING normal about a 50 year old guy going out with a 17 year old girl.
You are in fact passing judgment however I agree with you on principle - I don't believe an adult should be involved with someone who's underage.
That being said I feel no shame in what I did also it wasn't like I was molested seeing as I was the aggressor at the time.
And back to Madonna & Brahim he's not 17 he's 24 which the last time I checked is passed the age of consent.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:53pm.
Ahaha Whamo I'm picturing that thing in Jeepers Creepers!
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LOL, yep that'd be her without her 3 hour morning make-up job.
KillBilly I like them slightly younger. Yes, they are kinda immature, but the stamina! lol To each his own.
KillBilly I finally figured it out! well, as long as you weren't emotionally scarred it's all good. But now, don't forget, as you get older the older guys are gonna have to get older too! LOL ;p
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@snowpiece I am a guy and so was the 50yo. I'm 36 now and I dated only one guy my age who turned out to be the love of my life and I'm still freinds with him however I still perfer older men to younger men.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:49pm.
whatever happened to David?
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I heard after she sucked out his virgin bone marrow and blood she discarded the carcass and flew off into the night. That might have just been a rumour I'm not sure.
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Ahaha Whamo I'm picturing that thing in Jeepers Creepers!
KillBilly oh! Well I'm sure you had then. lol Carry on!
I think Madge just likes to keep them under control so she gets them young and powerless. And apparently, gay.
I'm sure it's real good and safe for Lourdes's mom to bring all these boy toys in the house. That's what every teen girl needs... mom bringing man after man home who is closer in age to the daughter than the mom.
i think KB is a guy and the 50 year old was the woman. Sorry, as a 45 year old woman, I can not imagine how horribly gross I would feel doing sessy times with a teen, I mean I felt like that in my 20's (but I still did it, LOL)
but to each their own, I guess. Look at Coutney (16 yr old ) Stoddard
edited: No, I re read, they were both guys, so I guess it's ok then! LOL NO IT STILL ISN'T (IMO IMO!!!!)
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good for her, men do it ALL the time and they don't get labeled ''cougars'' or whatnot. No one bats an eye at that. (well, unless the girtl is underaged and obviously has issues).
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:41pm.
Lucifer - whatever happened to David?
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I believe that the purchase fell through because of the negative publicity ... and she couldn't get a letter of recommendation from Anglelina the patron saint of Third World Child Buying.
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I heard after she sucked out his virgin bone marrow and blood she discarded the carcass and flew off into the night. That might have just been a rumour I'm not sure.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:41pm.
Lucifer - whatever happened to David?
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I believe that the purchase fell through because of the negative publicity ... and she couldn't get a letter of recommendation from Anglelina the patron saint of Third World Child Buying.
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Submitted by KillBilly on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:28pm.
I went out with a guy in his 50s when I was 17 and it was the best sex I ever had. So I don't really see what the big deal is.
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Not here to pass judment but a there is NOTHING normal about a 50 year old guy going out with a 17 year old girl.
Power to you but your "I don't see what the big deal is" is well....a big big deal and I think most people are going to agree with that!