In a delivery room somewhere in California yesterday, KFed’s piece Victoria Prince birthed out the newest baby that will suck on a bottle bought by Sugar Mama Brit Brit! UsWeekly says that KFed’s girlfriend became his 3rd baby mama when she pushed out his 5th child at around 6:33pm on Monday. KFed and Victoria named their new daughter Jordan Kay. JK!
KWellFed told UsWeekly back in April that he and Victoria already planned on naming the newest member to his baby pack Jordan, “[Victoria] said that if we were going to have a little girl, she wanted to name her Jordan. And then, we actually thought that it was a boy, but we stuck with the name Jordan because, you know, it fits both ways.”
I know that most of you hos think KFat is nothing but a hairy lump of uselessness that feeds all of his ten million children with the Cheeto crumbs that Brit Brit sprinkles on him, but he deserves a little more credit. I mean, Victoria doesn’t have to worry about getting swole, chewed-up nipples from breastfeeding since KFed’s right chichi squirts out chocolate leche and his left chichi squirts out vanilla leche. KFed just have to push his chichis together and pinch his nipples at the same time to give his baby a vanilla chocolate milk swirl. Everyone is happy.
I know you’re all screaming that KFed should get snipped, but that’s still not going to stop his ovary-hungry sperm fishes. They are unstoppable! They chew through condoms! They NOM NOM NOM through diaphragms! They are ravage beasts. If KFed cums on your face, you can feel those motherfuckers crawl up into your nostrils to make their way to your ovaries. They have built-in GPS systems and can breathe on land! You might think that like their creator, they can be distracted with a Twinkie, but they don’t fall for those simple tricks.
And we’re afraid of sharks when the real predator on this planet is KFed’s jizz.