KFed Is A Daddy Again
In a delivery room somewhere in California yesterday, KFed's piece Victoria Prince birthed out the newest baby that will suck on a bottle bought by Sugar Mama Brit Brit! UsWeekly says that KFed's girlfriend became his 3rd baby mama when she pushed out his 5th child at around 6:33pm on Monday. KFed and Victoria named their new daughter Jordan Kay. JK!
KWellFed told UsWeekly back in April that he and Victoria already planned on naming the newest member to his baby pack Jordan, "[Victoria] said that if we were going to have a little girl, she wanted to name her Jordan. And then, we actually thought that it was a boy, but we stuck with the name Jordan because, you know, it fits both ways."
I know that most of you hos think KFat is nothing but a hairy lump of uselessness that feeds all of his ten million children with the Cheeto crumbs that Brit Brit sprinkles on him, but he deserves a little more credit. I mean, Victoria doesn't have to worry about getting swole, chewed-up nipples from breastfeeding since KFed's right chichi squirts out chocolate leche and his left chichi squirts out vanilla leche. KFed just have to push his chichis together and pinch his nipples at the same time to give his baby a vanilla chocolate milk swirl. Everyone is happy.
I know you're all screaming that KFed should get snipped, but that's still not going to stop his ovary-hungry sperm fishes. They are unstoppable! They chew through condoms! They NOM NOM NOM through diaphragms! They are ravage beasts. If KFed cums on your face, you can feel those motherfuckers crawl up into your nostrils to make their way to your ovaries. They have built-in GPS systems and can breathe on land! You might think that like their creator, they can be distracted with a Twinkie, but they don't fall for those simple tricks.
And we're afraid of sharks when the real predator on this planet is KFed's jizz.
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K-Feds 2001 Limp Bizkit look went out in late 2002. It had a good year long run with the oversized shorts and white tops..but come on man...you need an update.
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 10:48pm.
My ex husband has 5 kids with 3 women. I am the mother of 2 of those kids. I only knew him for 7 days before we got married. There was only 1 other woman and 1 kid ( his ex wife) at that time. He pays 60% of his salary in child support.
If the ex-husband's salary is $40,800, how much does each child get? Show your work.
(Allergies are kicking. my. ass., so the comments haven't made their way to my brain, forgive me if I'm repeating something.....)
He was a dancer, so why is he so overweight and out of shape????? I don't understand couples like that - one is fat, the other is fit. Does the lazy ass not take clues to get moving, and does the fit one not get annoyed at the lazy ass? Someone 'splain.
I swear I only hit the button once. damn gremlins.
My ex husband has 5 kids with 3 women. I am the mother of 2 of those kids. I only knew him for 7 days before we got married. There was only 1 other woman and 1 kid ( his ex wife) at that time.
He pays 60% of his salary in child support.
My ex husband has 5 kids with 3 women. I am the mother of 2 of those kids. I only knew him for 7 days before we got married. There was only 1 other woman and 1 kid ( his ex wife) at that time.
He pays 60% of his salary in child support.
Oh ffs...someone vasectomize him already.
Submitted by Paige123 on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 6:29am.
I bet by the time Kevin is done he will have 6 kids w/ six different women.
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Your math is broken. He already has five children by three different women. Maybe 10 children with six different womenn.
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KFred has primary custody of the Shitters boys. He gets to claim them on his tax return. This one too if he and Victoria stay together. Shar Jackson has the other two, she claims them.
Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:54am.
(And of course FKed & Vicky can't marry, as his $20,000/mo. gravy train would end.)
I guess it depends on their dissolution agreement. Brits would still have to pay for her kids through majority or *cough* college. The one thing he won't do is get an actual job. Or stop eating.
Kfat's child support payments must be astronomical.
Just what the world needs: more trash for the welfare lines.
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Victoria, you about to be cheated on girl.
This fucker can't stick it out with the women he knocks up. I guess time for him to find baby momma # 4. What a fucking loser, the only thing good I can say about him and his big dick, is at least he is'nt a deadbeat father.
But wait for it.
This isnt the scary shit.
The scary shit is, in 18 years time, MTV will offer them some shit reality tv show, Keeping Up With The KFedassians.
And it will feature a broke ass looking Brit Brit who runs a raccoons farm.
I bet by the time Kevin is done he will have 6 kids w/ six different women.
Why is this so-called former dancer the one that looks like he is expecting triplets in the above photo?
And every time Britney looks at her chirrenz, she's gotta shake her head so hard the tracks must fill the floor
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Submitted by ally-sluts-dlisted on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:44am.
None. He has primary custody of her kids, which means he is entitled to claim them as dependents; he can allow her to claim their kids together, but I think babymama #1 has custody of his oldest 2 kids, so he doesn't get to claim them on his tax returns.
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How many deductions for children must Britney Spears be able to make now? Since their divorce settlement has got to be his only source of income. Did he used to be hot?
Anyone as white-trash/fug as KFed HAS to be a 100% str8 exclusive tuna-tasting real man fish fucker!
(And that fish is not just icky but OLD)
I see well-fed has fathered another satan spawn. I wonder if he's continuing to breed because 1) he's too stupid to understand the idea of contraception 2) he's confused the idea of being a father with being a parent or 3) he's still trying to fuck with shitney's head by point out that a shiftless loser like him is popping out pups right & left while she can't even balance her checkbook, wipe her own ass or find a man that doesn't run screaming away. Regardless, no matter what he does family wise or other things, I'll always remember him as that lame rapper wannabe who debuted his first rap "single" at the kid's choice awards... wearing a cape. He's always going to be a punchline to a pathetic joke...
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How can you have a girl in USA/UK and not name her Scarlet? It's such a beautiful name. Sadly, it doesn't work here in Norway, so the girl I'm carrying now will be named Cordelia.
In that picture, from the waist down, he looks just like Rosie O.Donnell. The top half is not butch enough however.
It's the Rise of the Planet of the K(entucky) F(ri)ed Apes!
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Remember when Britney's financial advisors & dad tried to persuade her not to marry KFed for this reason?
First that she'd be supporting Shar's kids for years, and after the inevetable divorce, supporting him forever?
(And of course FKed & Vicky can't marry, as his $20,000/mo. gravey train would end.)
(Ditto on choosing a perfectly fitting trailer-trash name though.)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:38pm.
Amen to that! It's sacreligious to compare Clint to K-Overfed.
Also, Clint Eastwood is over 80. K-OverFed isn't even 35 yet. If he lives to be Clint's age, he'll probably have at least twenty baby mamas.
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So when she sues him for child support does the child support he gets from Britney count as income or is it exempt. What's she gonna do? garnish his wages? Bwahahahaha chuckle snort...especially since his first baby mama is probably dipping into that...gold digger FAIL
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Ahhhh...thanks rascal. And UBF..I like the aaron and jacob biblical names a lot for boys. For some reason it was way harder to pick a decent boy name.
More like WayFed.
Kfed is not Clint Eastwood. Kfed is a dude who should invest in a box of condoms.
Clint Eastwood is a legend. My very first Avi on Dlisted was Eastwood.
What year is this, that K-Fed is news?
Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:16pm.
Doesn't that logically mean that smart people should have lots of kids?
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He looks gross in those fat shorts and I wonder why anyone would fuck him. For 30 grand a month? I hope she is socking some away for the inevitable fall.
And fucking idiot bigots in Australia are saying gays can't have kids because it they wont make good parents, and straight fuckwits like these two are better parents and not producing these kids cuz its their meal ticket???
Keeping the nutsack well-ventilated is supposed to aid male fertility, so KFat's voluminous skorts could be the key to his insemination hit ratio.
*hatches evil plot to squeeze KFat into lycra bike shorts*
"His genitals are the only part of him that works."
That made me laugh.
This reminds me of the movie "Idiocracy".
With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
Yep, that's KFed and his lady-wear shorts.
@ Rusty
''Clint Eastwood can act and direct and can readily support any number of kids; KFed has giant culottes.''
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:38pm.
Clint Eastwood can act and direct and can readily support any number of kids; KFed has giant culottes.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:38pm.
...KFed has giant culottes.
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Again with the jealousy, Rusty!
Submitted by waverly on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:22pm.
KFed is a fat ass who needs to wrap it up, for sure.
BUT: to all the people dissing him for having 5 kids by 3 different women, check out this excerpt from Clint Eastwood's imbd page
Clint Eastwood can act and direct and can readily support any number of kids; KFed has giant culottes.
how can he be a daddy, again? when he still looks pregnant to me!!!!
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Submitted by putas on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:31pm.
Oh UBF. So true. The sprinkling of random Y s through a name makes it perfect. I was on Babaycenter for about three minutes when I was prengnant with my first baby. I got emails daily (it was cool for pregnancy info and crap) but then daily lists of questions would pop up. Stuff like "help plzz!! Doin' **another** poll on baby names. Bradyn, Cadyn or mcKynzie???" No shit. I wanted to write "please stop with the fuckin Y thing" but you know. Didn't want to be awful. It reminds me of the movie L.A Story with Steve Martin. He met sarah jessica parker and asked her what her name was. "It's sandy. Spelled big S, little a ,n,d and a star next to the Y!"
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God, i hate McKynzie, anyfuckingway you spell it. What a dumb fucking NAME.
I gave my boys two biblical names, can`t get fucked with too much ,if you stay with a decent spelling. Although one day one of their names got MAJOR hate from the D-listed crowd..lol
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Oh UBF. So true. The sprinkling of random Y s through a name makes it perfect. I was on Babaycenter for about three minutes when I was prengnant with my first baby. I got emails daily (it was cool for pregnancy info and crap) but then daily lists of questions would pop up. Stuff like "help plzz!! Doin' **another** poll on baby names. Bradyn, Cadyn or mcKynzie???" No shit. I wanted to write "please stop with the fuckin Y thing" but you know. Didn't want to be awful. It reminds me of the movie L.A Story with Steve Martin. He met sarah jessica parker and asked her what her name was. "It's sandy. Spelled big S, little a ,n,d and a star next to the Y!"
MK, that stuff about KFed's savage beast sperm is HYSTERICAL!!!
Off topic: Fraggle's running cockroach avatar is freaking me out.
KFed is a fat ass who needs to wrap it up, for sure.
BUT: to all the people dissing him for having 5 kids by 3 different women, check out this excerpt from Clint Eastwood's imbd page:
"Has 7 children by 5 different women: Kimber Eastwood with Roxanne Tunis,Kyle and Alison Eastwood with Maggie Johnson, Scott Eastwood and Kathryn Eastwood with Jacelyn Reeves, Francesca Fisher-Eastwood with Frances Fisher, and Morgan Eastwood with Dina Eastwood."
So KFed only needs to have 2 more kids by 2 more women, and somehow get a talent, and then he'll be playing in the big leagues.
Those aren't shorts he is wearing Danny fucking Devitos pants!
Jordan has to be my least favorite "popular baby name." I really don't see the allure. Anyway, how far is he stretching his 30k a month from Brit? He has Shar and their two kids to support, his two sons with Brit, and now this chick and a new baby? In a household where nobody works? He's going to be asking for a child support increase soon.
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