Monday, August 15th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Emmitt Thunderpaws

This video of a gargantuan horse dog named Emmit Thunderpaws (Pregnant celebwhores, take note. That is a name!) freaking out over the return of his military dad after 9 months apart will make you do 3 things:

1) Feel a thin layer of warmness over the mound of ice cold ground vulture meat in your chest.
2) Petition for Emmit Thunderpaws to join the cast of Dancing with the Stars.
3) Google "Great Dane lipstick."

via The Daily What

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:49am.

That Dane wouldn't do Tara.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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Submitted by OneLiner on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:49am.

I never knew dogs could miss people until i lend my dog to my brothers and mom (my doggie loves them!!) for the weekend and when the little guy came back sunday night he jumped on me and wanted to lick my face by any means necessary LOL love that little guy = )

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:48am.

1. love big dogs :)

2. bitch couldn't clean the house for him???

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:47am.

my dog does that when I'm gone ONE day. gotta love the big dog.
RIP to M.E.'s godlfish!

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:46am.

This is sweet. Almost makes me forget my rage when neighbours' dogs sneak into my backyard to shit.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:45am.

EC - that is not poop. Great Dane poop is like HUGE.

Trust. My mastiffs poop would looke like poodle turds compared to Great Dane poops.

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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:44am.

"1) Feel a thin layer of warmness over the mound of ice cold ground vulture meat in your chest."
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Yep, that did it!

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:43am.

AWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big bitch does that with me.

*sniff*

In other pet related news. We lost all 6 of our goldfish, 2 plecostomus, and 1 snail this weekend.

D E A D.

We've had 2 of those goldfish for nearly 6 years. Big D won em at the fair.

I'm sad.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:43am.

Awww.

Did I spy a lot of doggie doo on their porch?

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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.

You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe l

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